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marketing @NONCITIZEN_ | host @buildersledger ex: I blocked him, kinda weird you all list your exes tbh

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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
28 days
In your 20s, you’ll meet a crypto guy who tells you to quit your job and “just trade perps” It’s very important that you run him over with your car.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
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All I want for cryptoooo is users 🎄🎶
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
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Incredible things are happening irl.
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Kristel
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damn, I was really drunk
@Web3Kristel
Kristel
2 days
In life, you don’t miss the exits. The exits miss you.
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Kristel
2 days
In life, you don’t miss the exits. The exits miss you.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
5 days
Apparently crypto is so early it’s just now discovering storytelling.
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Kristel
6 days
crypto degen: - thinks he’s early - can’t sell $8k without nuking the chart 40% - sells anyway and calls it “elite trading” - updates bio to alpha caller - launches a private Telegram group - recruits more average suckers to sink with him what else?
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
8 days
This is where your shitposts finds me. OOO for the rest of 2025.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
8 days
When exec messaging, social comms, and community narratives aren’t aligned, the audience will stress-test the weakest part of the story. Bad comms creates debates, good comms leaves very little room for it.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
11 days
Here’s the thing about great campaigns: they speak for themselves. The moment you have to convince people how great a campaign is, it loses its power.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
13 days
The past couple of days on this app were a lot. People were upset about my tone, then amplified that tone tenfold. Some called it rage bait while raging about it. They called it engagement farming while actively farming engagement from it. I am not immune to this. I have played
@Web3Kristel
Kristel
15 days
@vibhu @aeyakovenko I muted this. Anyone with sense knows that after a tweet passes a certain number of impressions, you mute it. You wouldn’t know this, though, because you crave attention and need validation so badly that you sit there refreshing the comments. Someone had to screenshot your
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
16 days
insufferable: base marketing team 🤝 solana marketing team
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
17 days
solana: our marketing can shit on anyone, lighten up, it's all jokes. base: bet, let me say this bridge is a collab between us. solana: fuck you, you can't just say that and call it marketing. you didnt even ask us about this. shakespeare wishes he could write this level of
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
17 days
crypto's obsession with moonshots makes people blind to the grind that builds real wealth.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
17 days
Gm AMA (I won't answer but it's never stopped some of you)
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
18 days
fuck you @Spotify
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
18 days
no I don't want to get on a quick call, no I don't want to brainstorm with you, no I don't want a quick sync. it's december, time is not real, leave me alone.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
19 days
me: wow finally my reach is back 2 minutes later: nikita: not anymore elon: pay more grok: I run this shit now
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
19 days
BD guys and beauty influencers all do the same hand choreography.
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
20 days
For the last time… It’s CRY-For-Help Not crypto.
@Amystreet
Amy Street 🦢
20 days
For the last time… It’s Art Bah-Sel Not Art Basil
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@Web3Kristel
Kristel
20 days
me when someone's son says something funnier than me.
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