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@WeaponsGradeLaz
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ᅠ Weapons-Grade Superhuman. The Wrestling Protagonist on the hero's journey. Allegedly a cyborg in human skin. ᅠ ┆𝐑𝐏 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 — Not @CallMeKrisStat ┆ ᅠ
Seattle, Washington ➔ 🌐
Joined October 2019
⠀ ⠀. 𝘞𝘌𝘈𝘗𝘖𝘕𝘚-𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘌 | 𝘚𝘜𝘗𝘌𝘙𝘏𝘜𝘔𝘈𝘕. 𝙀𝙍𝙕𝘼 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙍𝙐𝙎.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . [ ].⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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How goes it, chum?.And by chum I don't mean friend. I'm going to feed you to the sharks. No one doing it like I'm doing it.
AND here we go, inmates! This is the OFFICIAL line up for KILLER SURF 4: LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT!. - Warden.——.OOC Note: Some people I will be messaging for segments for upcoming storylines but besides that, be free to do one if ya want. SEGMENTS DUE BY THE 28TH OF AUGUST PLEASE!
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Still @ShWfed Brightburn Champion. Still @EmeryvillePro Champion. And despite not making it onto the show, I got that Vangaboys and Mr Six after-party. Also that super fucked Cage of Death happened, and that was cool. Banger of a Summer Sizzler. Summer of Lazarus rolls on.
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I've just been informed Emery is no longer being held hostage by SYBA and Saika. But fuck it, let's do all that anyway.
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Tonight, I'm going to beat Skylar's ass to defend my @ShWfed Brightburn Championship. Then I'm going to Six Flags, ride the Kingdra Ka, then beat Saika's ass to keep my @EmeryvillePro Championship. Then I'll save Ms Layton, carry her into the night sky to watch the fireworks.
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⠀.It's the Summer of Lazarus; and we're only getting started. ⠀
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What negotiations will need to be done to celebrate the title defense with "We Like To Party" by The Vengaboys and have Mr Six there to do a high spot?.
A HUGE EVP Championship main event, Opportunity Knocks II, Tag Team turmoil and. a Six Flags Championship?. The full card for our contribution to the Summer Sizzler, EVP Great Adventure, is available to view here:.
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⠀.I've got a full plate for the Summer Sizzler, but I'm the one bringing the most. I'm bringing the beats, the meats, and the championships. The Dragonborn versus The Warforged - EVP Championship. I'm gonna make you look worse than the finale of Game of Thrones. ⠀⠀
Plus the card for EVP's Great Adventure, our contribution to the @GrapsGalleryPro Summer Sizzler weekend, goes up this weekend too, Featuring. - @WeaponsGradeLaz defending the EVP Championship against @PrettyLilSaika. - OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS 2!.- TAG TEAM TURMOIL. And much more!.
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⠀.I got restless watching from the sidelines for a night. I've been putting in work, four championships now rest on my shoulder, and I don't plan to let a single one slip anytime soon. Skylar, you earned a shot, but a shot is all you'll get. None burn brighter than me. ⠀⠀
𝐴𝑆 𝐴𝑃𝐴𝑅𝑇 𝑂𝐹 @GrapsGalleryPro's 𝑆𝑈𝑀𝑀𝐸𝑅-𝑆𝐼𝑍𝑍𝐿𝐸𝑅! @ShWfed 𝑃𝑅𝐸𝑆𝐸𝑁𝑇𝑆 𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑃𝑇𝐸𝑅 𝑇𝑊𝑂. 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐈: 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐙𝐎𝐍!. Link: (Match cards will beade soon)
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⠀.The Pride of EVP, still standing, every color both perceived and unperceived. ⠀
Shocks, Twists, Submission matches and multiple huge debuts! Phase Two of Emeryville Pro begins!. EVP Pride is LIVE and ready to view on the @BattlegroundNet!.
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⠀.You can't paint me in singularity, I'm a color unprecievable to human eyes. ⠀
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⠀.EVP Champion. Brightburn Champion. Intrepid Champion. No one is doing it like me right now, and I'm blessed the hard work has been paying off. ⠀
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I don't know what to post when I'm not booked, so here is me watching me. (damn I look cool)
MATCH FOUR — NEON LIGHTS DEATHMATCH WHICH THE WINNER BECOMES NUMBER ONE CONTAINER FOR THE BRIGHTBURN CHAMPIONSHIP.
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And yet you tweet like your height starts with a 4. Bless your heart.
I’m taller than you so still lip flapping. And yeah. Teach me to type my shit up like a 36 year old virgin grammar teacher please. I wanna get like you so bad.
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I wish you had more than short man syndrome tweets. These are boring word salads.
How you tryna downplay me while looking up? You won one belt and ain’t even defended it yet. Real life coming fast and it’s gonna slap tf outta you.
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Apologies to the places where you're champ. EVP won't be lowering their standards.
For what? To see you swear you not thin skinned just to bleed to death over a paper cut? I’m good.
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Refer to two tweets back.
Except it has. Like four times in the last year already so what we talking?.
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Believing your own bullshit doesn't turn it to gold, bud. But keep getting in your feels about it, I guess.
You a lot more thin skinned than you think if I’m keeping it a buck. That’s why I got you lying out your ass about empty hype or whatever. Got you lying about being worried too.
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Straps on Straps in places I don't wrestle. Not the flex you think that is.
Mediocre at everything else but got straps on straps on straps rn. Be fr Zaza.
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I'm reading the weakest words put to text. I'm sure the shit-stirring does a better job at people with thinner skin, and the empty self-hype does wonders when talking in the mirror; but that's not gonna put this gold on your shoulder. I'm not worried about a thing.
I ain’t pretending nothing. These facts. My word verified. You can double back on it. Say you ain’t mean it like that. Whatever. Don’t none of that matter fr. I’m coming heavy this time. Banging fr. And you the only one I got to worry about this go round too. You’re cooked.
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I don't think you know who you're talking to. You're pretending that I'm doubting myself. You're pretending a tweet towards KC is an "if I'm still champion" defeatist mindset. You're a great pretender. Medicore at everything else. Pride Month will be popping. Just not for you.
@WeaponsGradeLaz Nah there’s whatever I say it is fr. The MFN COTU. Mayor of Emeryville type beat. Everybody already know you just holding on to that championship for me. And my pride month popping. It’s gone take more than the likes of you to shatter MY bravado. Tf. You know who you talking to?.
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