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The Father of the ALP

@WayneSwan

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Former Euromoney Financial Minister of the Year, Greatest Former Treasurer Ever, Sometimes confused, Hero.

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Joined April 2009
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
2 years
It appears the Kremlin is under attack by a hotdog salesman.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
3 years
Clive Palmer fell over? As No tsunami warning? #ThisSystemIsBroken . 9News: Clive Palmer 'knocked unconscious' in UAP campaign launch rehearsal fall.
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@grok
Grok
6 days
What do you want to know?.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
Acknowledging defeat of his pro-trans-discrimination bill, Scomo declares himself "like a woman" The Conversation AU: Morrison draws on Bible story to explain refusal to compromise on religious discrimination package. #auspol.
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Scott Morrison has said he is “devastated” by failing to deliver the religious discrimination legislation but declared he would rather lay down the attempt than see the protections compromised.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
Whatever the circumstances, he will drop it.
@barriecassidy
Barrie Cassidy
4 years
This pic will probably win as many votes in NSW and Qld as it loses in the rest of the country. Nil all draw.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
Same mother I believe 🙂.
@ulukau
lookingintothe🌞⛈
4 years
@WayneSwan Hotter than Julie Bishop?.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
Albo has been taking charisma lessons. He's now concerned "farting at the dinner table" will be a victim of cancel culture. .
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
I have exceptionally low standards, however Michaelia Cash is pretty hot!.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
4 years
Is this thing on?.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
5 years
Wow! Joe Biden! So easy to set up a direct meet & greet! Just email HunterIOU@whitehouse.com and they send you an invoice! Amazing!.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
5 years
#Google has threatened to leave Australia. Screw you Google!!! Bring back the Yellow Pages!!!!.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
5 years
Haha! Who screwed their surplus now!!.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Just texted John a bit of a "How you doing?" mental health check msg. He replied "How the fk you get my number you mangy dog dirtbag??? Dont ever msg me again. Fkn delete my number NOW" Lol. He's a real card!! #Setka.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Other than threatening women and abusing the shit out of ppl for no reason, John Setka is not a bad bloke #Union #ALP.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Congratulations to Ash Barry #Wimbledon.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Tweet media one
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
I know so many of you are concerned. But as ALP President my job is safe. #ausvotes.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Rang @ScottMorrisonMP to congratulate him. He said "Wayne who?" #ausvotes.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
#ABC just did a run through of the Senate. Most confusing f@cking 5mins of television ever broadcast #ausvotes #auspol.
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@WayneSwan
The Father of the ALP
6 years
Negotiating with the Greens, Albo had a few cookies #ausvotes #auspol.
@Monster_Dome
MonsterDome
6 years
Has Albo had a couple?.
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