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Social Media Company || Tweeting the #Warri way|| ||Organisers of #WarriDigitalSummit @theWarriUpdate @IghoTietie
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Joined April 2012
“The Christians, especially in Nigeria should be protected. In your efforts we back completely, bcos Christian communities are beleaguered around the world & especially in the Middle East, but in parts of Africa too. And we stand for the same thing.” — Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Digital and analog wristwatch ₦30,000 each 📍 Lagos
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I need a job, please . Location: Abuja B.A. Philosophy Thank you for the repost and referral.
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Dear @DeltaPoliceNG I have no business with your men collecting tax from their keke customers but please they shouldn't be blocking the road and causing unnecessary traffic. Just imagine grown man shit for body because of unnecessary traffic. How una feel 😡
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First it was Ladayo, then LazyWrita. This one hits so close. Prayers up for everyone they left carrying this heavy weight. You’ll both be missed 🕊️
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How can you say we should not cry for you?! O Anda! I can't hold back my tears. This is too heavy, Paul. No one can ever take your place bro, no one. Rest in peace, Lazywrita.
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Ander, lazywrita, my brother, my friend! I am devastated! You gave me a platform no one bothered to give me. You related with me as equals & brought me to the fora of social media greats. O my friend, why?! May your soul truly rest in peace. #restinpeacelazywrita
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Dear @GWR, APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY. I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid. As of this year, Nigeria's national
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“Nigerians, Please Help Me Find These Criminals Who Came To My Store To Buy Clothes And Shoes Worth Thousands Of Naira And Made a Fake Transfer To My Salesgirl. My Store Is Called TJ’s Collection, Located On James Ovie Street, Okuokoko, Warri, Delta State.”- Man Cries Out
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If you are in Warri, and your mother went out today and didn't come back, and you're currently looking for her. She called somebody "Ashawo" at Effurun Roundabout and the lady got her arrested. They said you should bring bail money o
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I dated a woman for three years. She had a 2-year-old son, Leo, from a previous relationship. The dad was out of the picture. We broke up because she wanted to 'party' and I wanted to settle down. One night, she dropped Leo off at my house at 11 PM. She said, 'I can't do this
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Quote this tweet with Simple truths people agree with but rarely say.
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Easiest way to get rich 🤑 1.Sell lust to men 2.Sell beauty to women 3.Sell peace to parents 4.Sell dreams to children 5.Sell safety to the rich 6.Sell hope to the broke Same game. Different packaging.
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This Ghanaian version of Hushpuppi has now been arrested by the US government in collaboration with the government of Ghana. Less than a year ago, some people were praising him as a smarter criminal than the Nigerian Hushpuppi.
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