Well butter us sideways! Olivia Colman just paid us a visit, representing the Department Of National Treasures - no, we hadn’t heard of that before either - and now we're missing 3.5 tonnes of our crumpets.

We are absolutely dough-lighted to have won 🧡

Tucker Carlson asked Ted Cruz if Jews under Netanyahu have any connection to the Jews of the Bible. I posed the question to Netanyahu himself.

Loads cooler and twice as tasty 🤤

Olivia's alibis have arrived, do you reckon she's off the hook? 📞 Here's our favourite alibis of the week that we're not quite sure we believe… Maybe you have an alibi that can butter us up? Call the DON'T Helpline on 0800 193 1876 #WarburtonsCrumpetHeist

More alibis are in. But do they ring true?📞 Here's the best alibis of the week that we are sensing a few holes in. Can you convince us? Call the DON'T Helpline on 0800 193 1876 #WarburtonsCrumpetHeist

☎️ You called. You left your alibis. Here’s the best of the week that we totally don’t believe. Got a better one? Call the DON’T Helpline on 0800 193 1876 #WarburtonsCrumpetHeist

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Is the Department of National Treasures legit, or is someone just playing a ✨roll✨? #WarburtonsCrumpetHeist

We can almost smell those sweet, smoky BBQ fumes already 😍​ #Warburtons #Toastie #Heatwave #ToastieLoaf

Is something big going down in Bolton? 👀

Fed up of waiting for the toaster to pop? WAIT NO MORE. Introducing the Toasted Loaf. Your favourite Toastie slice, pre-toasted for your convenience. With the perfect golden colour on all sides, you’ll never be burnt again. Are you ready for the perfect brekky? Let us know 👇

We can almost forgive the lack of sleep if it means we’re sleepy with a crumpet in hand 😍​ #Warburtons #Bread #Crumpets #ClocksGoForward

As long as it’s proper tasty and wedged between two bits of bread, we’re still eating it.​ ​ Which way do you slice? (Just don’t speak to us if you’re choosing C) 🤷​ ​ #Warburtons #Bread #Sandwich

It's not quite the reebok

📣 PSA: The line-up you’ve all been waiting for is finally here and its absolutely banging 📣​ ​ #Warburtons #Glastonbury #Glasto

THIS IS NOT A DRILL… But we’re flipping buzzing for this one 🤩​ How many packets have you got ready? We're up to 13 🥞​ #Warburtons #Pancakes #PancakeDay

POV: You're still trying to find that perfect butty combo

Stick the toaster on it’s omnibus time

new snacktive wear just dropped

Ready for our call up @boltonwanderers