I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.

I did curls this morning and now I’m having a tough time getting a spoon to accurately hit my mouth. 🤣 I picked the stupidest hobby. It’s almost stupider than running when there’s not an enraged bear behind you.

Storm’s a brewin’

NASA t-shirt today. I’m a scientist, but not a rocket scientist. I did have friends in the astrophysics department when I was in grad school, though. They did crazy shit like ride their bike from Berlin to the French Riviera to keep their vacation affordable.

A snippet of a text conversation. This is why I don’t have (m)any friends.

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Post any song released in the year 1971.(the year this planet was first graced with my awesomeness). James Gang."Walk Away"

Got in my workout. I’m on the backup routine now because my shoulder is fucked up. Boo!

Blind Faith ~ Can't Find My Way Home via @YouTube.

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The Sturgeon Moon from the sidewalk in front of my house. The name Sturgeon Moon comes from the giant lake sturgeon of the Great Lakes and Lake Champlain; this native freshwater fish was readily caught during this part of summer and an important food staple for Native Americans

RT @gregcatarino1: International Cat day 2025

My daughter came home from work and I put this on and we cut up a watermelon. There’s a rule in my house that you have to dance when you cut watermelon and it’s impossible to not dance to this. C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) via @YouTube.

The wildfire smoke has cleared out pretty well now and the sky is blue again. Yay!!!

Burrito Friday! Woohoo!!!

I just showered, my bed is made, and my house is clean!!!. Oh… you mean my soul. Touché.

It’s like buttah.

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It’s not me that I’m doubting.

See what I mean?!?? Cat burglar!!!!

I was waiting in spot #1 for my Chicken McNugginghams and the last bits of sunlight were being split into beams by cornstalks 150 miles away (Illinois is fucking flat, man). It was really neat. My phone camera was barely able to pick it up.