☆✨ Rob ✨ ☆
@WarSpog
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Classically stupid. Favorite dinosaur: the motherfucking pterodactyl. @dumbsassed is my boo. alt: @peacespog sober 12/02/2012
Grayslake, IL
Joined September 2017
I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.
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I think my body was short on vitamin C or something. I just ate this in 1 sitting. It was 1.6 pounds of fruit.
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Does anybody know where I can get a human skull? It doesn’t necessarily have to be real, but it has to look real and be big enough to wear a hat and a fake beard.
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I think he woke up and thought, “Wait a minute… I’m Dave again today!!!??? Longest streak ev-ah!!! I don’t know how I get away with it. I get to be Dave every day!!!”
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I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
libra, being strong doesn’t mean ignoring your pain.
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I slept in today. I was having a dream where everyone was calling me 7toast for some reason. We were looking for good yakatori, but this isn’t Japan so I was trying to cast a spell to teleport a yakatori guy from Japan to Illinois, cart and all. Peace, 7toast
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I feel like I should put on a Barry White record for them, or something.
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🎶 They're Pinky and the Brain. Yes, Pinky and the Brain. One is a genius, the other's insane.
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Is it working?
libra, you’re trying so hard not to fall apart in public.
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🎶’Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away
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Grunge was happening in Seattle. Meanwhile, in Chicago…. These were some of the best shows of my youth. Red Red Meat - Stained & Lit https://t.co/Upa4cDb6xa via @YouTube
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Do people still use mousse in their hair? I saw a picture of a lemon meringue pie and it made me think about it.
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And so begins my 10-day weekend. I coasted into the couch on fumes and I don’t have the energy to watch anything more complicated than The Wizard of Oz.
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Not many people know this, but Yoda had a last name. It was LayHeeHoo. It’s fucking canon, man.
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