
Derrick Lewis' Hot Balls
@WarPixie666
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MMA, KB & MT Mad. Regular brain farts. Crazy rat lady. I ❤ Horror, SFX & all things Halloween & macabre. “Brutally charming and charmingly brutal”
England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
One continues to be vastly superior to the shite UFC has been churning out for a few years now. I just realised I have no fucking idea what the tags are. #WeAreOne #JaosuayaiVsPaidang
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Yesterday a hot nurse told me to drop my pants & bend over the table before giving me a huge prick in my arse & now I can barely walk. #ItsATrap So how's your week been going everyone? 😁
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Can't turn my back for a minute. I see twitter got well & truly Musked. I have no idea who is still here, if anyone will see this but I thought I'd better let you know I'm still standing. I hope everyone else is doing well? Miss you guys. ❤️
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Nope. NGL. Thoughts bad. Silence bad. Music is the thin string keeping my precariously placed arse from falling off the cliff into the insanity pit below. 🤷♀️😂 #SpotifyUnwrapped
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My hair has grown back wavy/curly AF, when it was previously pretty straight & idk wtf to do with it. I look as insane on the outside as I feel on the inside. Crazy rat lady has been manifested. 😂
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Slowcookers are the best invention ever. It's done the hardwork all day, all I had to do was then pop it in the oven with the dumplings on top. Chicken arrabiata with parmesan dumplings. 😋
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This is the move that has fucked me up. It needs to come with a health warning! ⚠️
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I was just dancing around NYC living room to Proud Mary, proper going at it to amuse Ava & I've pulled something & being in your 30s fucking sucks! 😫 #MaryNotProudNow
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Ava is currently losing her shit because iplayer isn't working & the England match has kicked off. #FIFAWorldCup #QatarWorldCup2022 #BBCIplayer
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I find it funny when people act shocked that Pete Davidson dates beautiful women. Women have been telling men for decades that we want kind men who can make us laugh and Pete, by all accounts, is a sweetheart who treats women amazingly well. Learn from him, maybe?
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Is DC for real? Chandler almost had Poirier out on his feet & DC calls taking him down smart?! #UFC281
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We are all in agreement right, Frankie went out on a win? Yes. #MakeItCanon
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That fight was like a flashback to Ryan Hall vs Darren Elkins before Ryan learned how to spam kicks. #UFC281
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