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Our bodycount matters. And yes. If a man slept with 30 women and a woman equally slept with 30 men, it doesn't reflect well on you as a lady. Even your family wouldn't be proud. That's just how it is. I don't make the rules. You know this is true because we always lie about the
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If your partner drives a prado KDM 776C, its parked here at Quick matt Ruaka side ya back street and its shaking on its own.
I'm not sure if it's wind but its shaking. Just alerting the owner before wind carries it away.
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You've been dating old and monied men since high school days
By that time you were still beautiful and fresh
Now that you're tired and old you realize that you no longer attract same men
They're now attracted to girls who are young, beautiful and fresher than you, so now you call
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Why would someone with a sane mind, and 32 teeth willingly go to a butchery, buy this takataka with their own money, cook and eat it as if everything is okay?
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Kiambu County huwa funny, everyday I see more than 50 drunk men crossing the road with clothes soaked in urine. Alafu if you try to dig more info about them, utaskia "Huyu usimuone hivi , he has 4 flats in Juja Town or Ruaka ". The wife drives a Prado TX and owns a very big
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Yani mtu anakukula usiku yote mpaka ukisimama unahisi kizunguzungu alafu anakupea one sigisti 😭😭😭😭
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Some men still live in rentals houses Because everyone depends on them at home. Most of them can't afford cars because their salaries feed and educate so many people.
Some are still single because they first want to make their parents and siblings comfortable first.
Today I celeb
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2 Years ago, My brother hugged me from the back and I felt his Kanyunyui on me. Since then it's never been the same again, I avoid him and can't talk to him alone. Is this normal? What should I do to beat this weird feeling?
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At 25-28, a lady is already living her best life, going for vacations, she might be driving as well, but at 25-28 the only thing a man has is a woofer, beard and Manchester United Jersey.
Why🤔
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Her body count isn't a reflection of her self worth; if you are concerned about her promiscuous past, then you're still a boy.
Only a real man can accept a woman, without caring about her past.
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My Landlord and I have a weirdly overly trusting relationship. He doesn't seem to care which day I pay rent because I literally do it whenever and he never reminds me. The other month I didn't pay and when he asked out of curiosity why didn't I pay I said I forgot and that made
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Stop dating broke women. Stop helping struggling women. Stop loving women at their lowest. Stop feeling pity for women who can’t make a living for themselves.
Women NEVER look back after finding themselves.
Because at the end of the day. While you’re pouring love and care into
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Being poor is bad! Mercy Tarus is just bitter nothing else.
Weh uza uji mambo ya kudisrespect your elders wachana nayo.
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My boss thinks I am a fool.
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shop so I didn't buy.
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a
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Kuna beshte wangu, a week before Safari Rally ianze I asked her anikopeshe 7K juu I was in a fix. She ignored my message, na last week yote ameshinda akiflex na akipost huko WhatsApp status vile anakula raha huko Naivasha.
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People think it's a joke.
Baby mama and daddy are bonded through a child and soul ties which is deep. Our relationship with baby daddies never dies and we give them throw back sex when they come to fetch our kids. It's a reality of marrying someone's baby mama. The baby daddy is
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Working with Kambas is something I'll never wish even on my worst enemy. Fuck those people!!
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This life bana! You buy that iPhone thinking there's happiness & after sometime unaona ni upuzi tu.
You get that beautiful woman of your dreams ukizoea unaona the same, you buy a car unakua excited for few months then inakubore. Finding happiness is hard.
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I think most doctors hukuwa peverts. Mko sure sindano haiwezi toboa nguo? Juu mie huona ni kama madaktari hutaka tu kuona matako
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I’ll tell you for free, social media can sometimes be so annoying. Because in real life, women pay for vacations for their families, men marry women with flat behinds, women go 50/50 on bills, men send their women money, people have joint accounts, men marry women with tummy,..
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😭😭😭😭I need a new man
Text your Woman
"Babe nitumie 200 bob Ntakusort later, I'm in a fix"
And see the shaitan you're dating, Leteni screenshots tuverify
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There’s a picture of a long queue of naked men lining up to sleep with a woman and towards the end of the line is a man dressed in a suit with flowers in his hand. The caption says “ Don’t be a romantic fool ”. It’s been trending and making rounds for the past week. It makes me..
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As a man you need to know that every woman is in demand. Every woman is going to have guys try to get with her. Women by nature are going to be chased. Even if a woman is pregnant. There are guys that will try their luck, at work, home, on the street, at the mall
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Husband made it clear he only wants one child. Urged the wife to go on contraceptives. Few years later she fell pregnant. Husband was aggrieved, the wife said that the antibiotics she took might have wiped out the contraceptives. She subsequently had a fourth child, much to
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And Jacob slept with Leah the whole night thinking it was Rachael.
Are men people?
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One of the gents at Kiambu is facing a bizarre situation. He's dating a 35 year old woman who has a 16 year old daughter in Highschool. Whenever he visits her, he asserts that this teenager acts strange around him. It's been going on for a while. She got hold of his numbers and
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Lakini wababa wakikuyu wanakuanga aje... mtu anakukujia na Nissan ya 2NK sacco 😭😭😭
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Nyambaria High School tops the 2023 KCSE~ CS Ezekiel Machogu
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Hakuna kitu mbaya kama unaingia relationship ukiwa na mtoto mmoja, hoping it will work. Unaongezewa mwingne unarudishwa tena streets
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Name: Wanji
Age: 23
Tribe: Kikuyu
R-Status: Single
Height: 5'6
Weight: 62
Interested in: money
Body count: 4
Children: 0
Tattoo: 0
Smoke: No
Drink: No
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He can cook, he is neat, he knows God, he doesn't drink, he sticks to one Woman and doesn't cheat.
Where is he?
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Men, what is the first thing you look at when a girl undress? 🤷♀️
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Kudate broke guy inafanya uzeeke haraka by 27 mko na watoto wawili sura mbaya ka baba yao na umechapa ka bladifuckin, mnaishi huko Githurai ata hujui the last time uliona kuku kwa fridge. By 35 umekufa😭
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The past one week has taught me one thing about male friendships, they are true and real unlike we female.
Why are men friendships working??
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number of men we've slept with. Why? We know the actual number is shameful. Bodycount matters. Hence we lie about it.
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Sex is so awkward.. you just get naked with someone and start touching and making weird noises .. 🙃 after you are done you just go back to being dressed and acting normal.
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For any men that need to hear this. There are loving women out there. There are women who will sit and listen to you while you talk about something that bothered you. There are women out there that will take accountability and apologize. Who can be aware of their behavior and how
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What comes to your mind, when you meet a woman who's 28+ yrs/o with no kid or husband but has a stable income?
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Kuna mtu ako na laptop na anaitumia tu kuwatch movies. Poor you
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Leo nilikaa chini nikajiita mkutano and one thing I came to conclusions in my life is that; Nikifika 30 years na bado sijapata mtoi, no money bado naStruggle to make Ends meet, then I don't see the need of living in this tough life, heri nipande mti nijipime kilo.
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Name: Wanjiru
Age: 19
Tribe: Kikuyu
R-Status: Single
Height: 5'6
Weight: 62
Interested in: Success
Body count: 0
Children: 0
Tattoo: 0
Smoke: No
Drink: No
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Heri kudinyiwa kwa forest kuliko single room. Like how?? Single room? Broke men deserve nothing 🚮
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I personally think
The age 20, 21 and 22 is a reasonable age to have a baby.
Note there's never a perfect budget to raise a child, the Problem is you thinking a child is expensive , because you want to MAKE your baby look expensive, you want to make an innocent soul fake
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My celibate journey has started, nimedinywa ya kutosha walahi😂😂
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Mbona it's easy for a lady to contract HIV ama STIs but that's not the case for men? Unaweza pata boy amehave sex na dem positive bila Cd na ako tu sawa, but dame akidishiwa na boy positive, anapata. Same case to pregnancy, sisi madem hushika ball haraka kushinda maboy.
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Ukitembea tao ama hata ukitravel, we have these people wanauza maji, sweets, smokie, jewellery and all sorts of small small items ranging from 10/= to 100/=. Please, I know you have some coins in your pocket, even if you don't need them, just buy a few and carry home. Those peopl
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Don't loose a good woman coz she accidentally slept with another man.
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Hi KOT❤️ hope this finds you well.
Help me retweet this widely 🙏🙏 I know we can do it by Friday😭nikipata hii gig sitawasahau.
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Nilikopa unga ikiwa 240 na sasa imeshuka bei mpaka 100... sasa nafaa kulipa mwenye duka 240 ama 100？
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Kimani met this lady and they dated for 5 months. She had 3 kids. To secure her, he decided to pay pride price. Charged and paid 4 cows each valued at ksh 55,000. The following day when he was checking on his newly wedded wife, she lamented his constant calls. She was upset that
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Huku twitter if you are not a bigwig ama kama you're not the 'slide to unlock' woman, walai opportunities zingine hutawahi pewa.
Anyway kuma ni yake. Dinywa kabisaa sis
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Men will buy shoes worth 6K na ako na sufuria mbili kwa nyumba this gender though 😂💔
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Men, if you really want to enjoy love, date older women. Especially these born between 1995 and 1999. Thank me later!
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Hii mambo ya mapenzi sijazoea,, sasa ukiambiwa take care huwa mnajibu aje?. Its urgent 😂😂
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Hawa wanaume hutuguza boobs kwa mat intentionally alafu mnatuambia "sorry" nani aliwaambia hatutaki kuguzwa? 😂😭😭
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Mwanaume anaeza kuwa mgonjwa, ukienda kumuona anakubomoa proper 😭😂
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Sometimes I feel for men, their life solely depends on them, if you don't have a job you sleep hungry, no luck, no favours, it's just hardwork, a lady can maneuver around with just one phone call to that mubabaz, but a man has to work hard, may God always fill your pockets🙏
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Kuna mtu sahii anaambiwa "babe si hapo" such a lucky bastard
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A man who settles with a single mother, in my opinion is a man with a scarcity mindset, unless himself is disadvantaged in life as to attract women every other single man wants.
In the end it kills your pride and ego as a man.
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A Lady visits her new lover. She's coming from far so it's a sleep over. She arrives in the evening and immediately makes it clear that she didn't come there for sex. Guy relented but told her that she can go back home if she's not willing. It was late & virtually impossible for
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At 25-28, a lady is already living her best life, going for vacations, she might be driving as well, but at 25-28 the only thing a man has is a woofer, beard and Manchester United Jersey.
Why?
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men "Paedophiles" but you used to call them your "pillar of strength"
Now you're hunting "real men" so that you can manipulate them into accepting you the way you are,
Heal, you traded your beauty for a blackberry phone & Infinix.
There's iPhone 14 now
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Men tell us,how do you feel when you see us opening our thighs?
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How do you answer, "What's your salary expectation" in an interview?
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Mlisema what do you do when you are depressed? I'm losing it 😪
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Karibia karibia customer upate rosecoco kwa bei nafuu ..kuguza ni bure, kuona ni bure kuteleza ndio pesa. karibu customer 😂
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Mahali nimefika wacha tu nijipende sasa 😥
😭 Honestly wanaume mnatakanga aje, so I've been dating myself all along😭
Today I went to my boyfriend nilikua nataka I surprise him, kumbe mimi ndio nilikua nikue surprised...
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If you still have the same mobile number for 5years or more rou're a very stable person.
So, how old is your sim card?
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If you have a smartphone and you're not making at least 1k per day. You have a long way to go.
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Kumbe it is true huku twitter lazima upeane mguu ndio upewe gigs 😭😭 lol! Nimeamini Leo
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Those of you sharing the recent Millicent's video, where are your manners? Why don't you respect women? Why can't you accept that women can make sexual choices without being humiliated? Why would you enjoy seeing such nonsense? Where's the link?
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Those men who f*ck us while in our period God bless you tudu ma mokio🥵
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Let me tell you something about a man. With his 4 kids and 4 baby mamas he can still settle down with a girl born 2000. Hell he can get married to a virgin from Kiambu who will fuck the shit out of him! It doesn't devalue the man. You want to compare yourself to this man? You
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Which songs do you play when having sex? I want to see something 😊
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