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views self-formulated. director at @sundaycreates. @pompey fan. @cinelliusa owner. left-handed.

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Simon Walton
18 days
Love LinkedIn’s toxic lofty aloof bait emails: “You may be a fit for [brand]’s [slightly ambitious] role” You won’t hear anything if you apply but you might be. Keep it up loser.
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Simon Walton
19 days
These are a yellow card offence. Get off the train now
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Simon Walton
2 months
Lindsey Vonn meet hubris.
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Simon Walton
2 months
Best pub around for me. A pint of Steady Rolling Rock by @deyabrewery will see you right🍺
@LondonPubMap
London Pub Map
2 months
The Plimsoll 📍 52 St Thomas’s Rd, Finsbury Park, London N4 2QQ This pub is tucked away on a backstreet in Finsbury Park. I popped in the other day to try the much-hyped Dexter Burger. Cue Samuel L. Jackson: “This is a tasty burger.” 🍔 The spuds weren’t bad either. #pub #n4
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Simon Walton
2 months
Trump is starting to sound like a bitter ex boyfriend now.
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Simon Walton
2 months
Knives Out successfully proving all sequels suck.
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Nick Tyrone
2 months
This is the best description of Keir Starmer I have ever read. From @mrianleslie
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Simon Walton
3 months
They don’t make ‘em like this any more: https://t.co/ByjX3lHL3q
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Fraser Nelson
3 months
The Times rarely calls for resignations in its leading articles. But the banning of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans on the grounds of fake “intelligence” is a scandal for which Craig Guildford, chief of West Midlands police, should take full responsibility. https://t.co/PEwEJzWjlk
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thetimes.com
The latest breaking UK, US, world, business and sport news from The Times and The Sunday Times. Go beyond today's headlines with in-depth analysis and comment.
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Stig Abell
3 months
My quote of the year was sent in by a listener to @TimesRadio. It’s from C S Lewis and warns of the danger of a government of do-gooders. I’d not heard it before but it’s beautifully phrased, and a bit of a foretelling of modern politics.
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Simon Walton
4 months
I’ve had a few disappointing brews in my time but the @clipperteas Earl Grey really takes some beating.
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Simon Walton
4 months
Some serious champagne rugby on show in FRA vs. AUS yesterday. This was the best of them.
@rugbyontnt
Rugby on TNT Sports
4 months
Oh wow, Louis Bielle-Biarrey! 😮 A sensational individual try from the France winger ⚡️
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Simon Walton
5 months
The more AI examples I see, the stronger the Uncanny Valley feeling I get. People speaking in platitudes only serve to emphasise the hype.
@techhalla
TechHalla
5 months
Sitcoms will never be the same. This is fully AI generated in LTX-2
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Simon Walton
5 months
I’ve not been to central London for a while - when did it get so… shady?
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Simon Walton
5 months
It amazes me no-one at Jet2holidays thought to keep the 'Nothing beats a...' line in their next advert. That's the bit everyone remembers. That's the bit that became a cultural hit. That's the part that shows you know what you're doing and your finger's on the pulse
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Simon Walton
5 months
Move over, Motty! Extremely high brow stuff on @talkSPORT just now. Talking about how Evangelos Marinakis the @NFFC chairman must be having a No.2 because he hasn’t returned to his seat after half time. 💩💩💩
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Simon Walton
6 months
Charlie’s point applies to more than just the music industry I think. It’s the errors and accidents that ultimately make us, us.
@GoodAssSubX
GAS MUSIC
6 months
Charlie Puth uses Ye’s “Stronger” as an example of real music explaining why AI music is horrible and will never be better than real music
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Simon Walton
6 months
‘A picture is worth a thousand words.’ Bravo @thetimes 👏
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Simon Walton
7 months
File under “things you thought AI would improve within a year”
@mcsquared34
MC Squared
7 months
A new capitalist nightmare just dropped
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