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Khona enye iawuthi yaseZondi bathi ithenge iKota enama Russian ayi 5.
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There’s a family man in my complex who’s always outside washing his car. I need him to go back in that house and live with the decisions he made.
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“Black men are at Konka every weekend but never travel abroad”, I’m so sorry for trying to save our local economy.
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And still a longwe to go.
Senzo was murdered 2014? 8 years later still no progress? That is HORRIBLE
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Gender Reveal parties need to have more at stake. Tell us the gender you want first so we can boo the baby if it’s not what you asked for.
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We use “Hear me out” when someone needs a third eye to see what you see. This one is crystal clear with one blinking eye brother.
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To my future wife, it may not show when you meet me but we’re in deep financial trouble.
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Redirect those Coachella savings to Mogodu Monday and watch us overtake China is 7 years.
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We need a Forbes List on a much smaller scale so we can relate to it. Tell me who is the richest person in Pimville Zone 4.
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The funny thing about South Africans who support the All Blacks is that no one ever asks them, but they just have to let everyone know.
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Watching Yizo Yizo 2 and they selling pure cocaine to Bobo for R25. Everyday I wake up and miss Thabo Mbeki’s economy.
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Bathi the next day at that shop had a sign ethi “1 Kota = 1 Russian”. That’s how much damage one man can make.
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There’s a guy in my hood who approached me and asked me to be his mentor. He robs people at night for a living.
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One day when the TL is ready, I want you guys to be honest about what you really have against absent fathers.
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Long story short I offended this guy by indirectly telling him he doesn’t look like he can afford to fix a car so we had to fight.
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Bathi inkunzi has suddenly gotten worse eDobsonville and I’d like to personally apologize to anyone who’s been affected by this.
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Was chilling with Mbongeni last and he asked me how much time I think I’ve wasted in my life greeting abantu ekasi.
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Someone scratched my car last weekend and we got into a physical fight.
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Lorch leaving Orlando Pirates? How are we going to find someone to replace those 3 goals and 2 assists per season?
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I wish I was joking but this guy told me he doesn't date pretty women cause they are stressful and his girlfriend was next to him slowly nodding.
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When loadshedding hits as you’re about to send child maintenance money 💔
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He’s 34 years old & he estimated that he’s lost more than 2 years of his life greeting abantu ekasi, athi that’s why singeke si compete’e namangamla.
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What a long way to tell people your ID number starts with an 8.
Baffles me how okes leave their homes for work and don’t listen to traffic updates on the radio. Especially when you need to join a highway to get there. How old are you?
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That period when most of the squad is getting their first cars and it’s nothing but unnecessary convoys is a special place.
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A few cold ones with an absent father who wants to tell his side of the story would slap right now.
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God bless Jessica Motaung and my son too if there are any blessings left.
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Men are so selfless. One of my colleagues gives the lunch his wife makes for him to the security guy everyday ❤️
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Been eating the lunch my colleague’s wife packs for him and honestly he doesn’t deserve her.
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I want to make a transaction on the app but I don’t want to see my bank balance. Is there a way to do this
@StandardBankZA
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I haven’t guessed airtime numbers in years and that tells me I have a lot to be grateful for.
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After 15 minutes bathi “One kota enama Russian ayi 5”, waphakama untanga and paid an undisclosed amount wavaya.
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You can tell Slik Talk hates for another 20 minutes after the video stops.
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iSister lasemakoteni didn’t even know how to price this request cause it was unprecedented. But bamenzele untanga.
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Was chilling with a deadbeat father and he said there’s no need to support a child before they turn 5 cause they won’t remember.
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You know what sucks about being single? Not having someone you can call for most random of things, as many times as you want.
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I remember there was a time when one of the boys wanted to drop off a kota ku girl and we rocked up at her house in a 5 car convoy. Life was beautiful.
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Asking the cashier to reverse the wet wipes & bubble bath cause looks like baby girl doesn’t have her half >>>
Going halfsies on groceries is fine but at the till? At the till dawg. Akere you pay one time I pay the next if that's what it's about but right there at the till? Have some shame dawg
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He thanked me and as he was about to get into his car, he paused and asked me what exactly is this “situation” that I understand.
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Greeted the security guy at work and he just said “Ungalinge uthi uyamazi umuntu”.
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This Tswana delivery man just told me he likes my colleague. I wonder if I should tell her about this Secret Admire Rra.
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This was about 3 weeks ago, he sent me a message yesterday telling me I spoke life into him and now he’s grinding harder than before.
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Where the story gets interesting is that uthe bangafaki amachips ekoteni. No french no cheese. Untanga uthe bamenzele nje iKota enama Russian ayi 5.
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Officially first day at a new job. Have a really good feeling about this year.
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“La ngibuya khona cishe ngamithisa” is a crazy line to sneak into your apology. There will never be another Mpura.
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Remember when Phumlani came to school with a dstv remote in Grade 6 to prove they have it at home. Some allegations are not worth beating.
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“What time does the final start again?”
“9pm I think but I’m actually supporting the All Blacks hey”
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The girlfriend added that I must stay away from pretty girls unless I have money. Then the boyfriend started slowly nodding.
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Guys we can only cut down on alcohol, takeaways and child maintenance so much. There’s literally no more room left.
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Get a promotion and move back to your grandma’s house. Never let them know your next move.
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Untanga athi ushele abo girl abayi 63 ngo 2016. Still drinking now but cela siyi ringe first thing in the morning.
Back in 2016, 63 girls declined my dating proposal, little did I not know that GOD was actually going to give me a C63s and all those girls now look like 63 year old’s… that’s life 😘
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Mr Sithole once shouted “Bonisa labantu amavein bahambe” to Phumlani. His Arts & Culture class was the most affected.
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Khona enye eyase Mofolo ithi iphethwe yi OCD. Amagents ayambuza kuthi imqale nini, athi emalangeni.
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“And I hope imphethe grand nale bhari ezwana naye” are my favourite lyrics cause Ma-E was suicidal and disrespectful at the same time.
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Guys does paternity leave expire? Say you just met this child now.
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Geography is not a take. There’s nothing to debate.
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I told him I can’t be his mentor cause I know nothing about his industry but gave him a talk about being a better version of himself.
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South African Hip Hop deejays I owe you an apology.
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Just checked my bank balance and I’m gonna need my son to tell me what exactly happened to last year’s stationery.
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I personally can’t wait for the day we stop rewarding people who got caught during apartheid. It’s been almost 3 decades.
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Thought Hade Mabebeza was a song about a man who cheated. Can’t believe it’s just a guy saying sorry to his girlfriend for not taking her to Maponya Mall.
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Every time you were about to take the last bite of your kota Sizwe would come out of nowhere and tell you “Ngeke ulunge wena eMelrose Arch”.
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Unrelated: Bantex handle theft was worse than anything they are doing to Polo parts today.
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I’m actually in disbelief that people think this gift from the football Gods robbed Scandinavian Collins Mbesuma.
Here is the full Messi's interview with Zidane.❤️🐐
With English subtitles.
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The answer is always Pepper Steak my brother.
Choosing between pepper steak and steak and kidney is so nerve wrecking
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Lose vs Loose will always dribble South Africans. Mara we still dope people you just win some and loose some.
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Got a call from Sizwe this morning, we probably haven’t spoken in 4 years. He said he just wanted me to know that seka yi introvert nou.
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People named Tebogo & Sibusiso, how did it feel growing up with a nickname waiting for you?
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Insane transfer announcement.
Somizi's baby mama and actress Palesa Madikwane has resigned from being a sangoma and accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Saviour
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I can’t shela to save my life, every relationship I’ve been in was someone who was around me already then we connected.
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There's a colleague of mine who keeps coming to my desk for short convos. It sounds innocent but I noticed he always asks for my vaseline mid chat.
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There’s literally not a single decent looking Gucci sneaker. And why do they all look fake?
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iBade was all I needed to hear to declear De Mthuda as the greatest solo Piano artist of all time.
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I’m so sorry I can’t get over this lie guys 😭😭😭
What is the max speed in reverse gear?😳😳😳
TRA says his home boy would hit 100km/h, from Zola to Orlando in Soweto nga-R 🤣🤣
What did he say about a bucket-hat?😂
Longwe
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Kaizer Chiefs
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