Tim Waddy
@Waddy1
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Big fan of #Everton #Boxing and watches. Visit #NYC whenever I can! work in #Japan quite a bit.
Cheadle, England
Joined February 2009
My wife just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "Thats probably why.".
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Everton fans at the stadium are being far too positive about everything. This can’t possibly last!.
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My old dad always used to say “time heals all wounds” .Great bloke, useless paramedic.
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Officer : “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been run over by a truck” . Me : “Yes I know, but she’s got a great personality”.
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Some bloke came into my shop and said, “Why is your exit sign flickering on and off?”.I said, “It’s on the way out.
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Why are people total dicks? I’m buying a house… went to look. Offered the asking. “Oh sorry the seller wants to hold out for a few more offers” .WTF, I’m offering the full price!.
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Running into stationary objects can be very painful, according to a recent Pole.
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Sat Navs are so clever, just drove past Blackpool Zoo and it said. "Bear Left".
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I bumped into Ronnie O’Sullivan at my local garden centre. He was looking at a plant.
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Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked the Enigma code. Few people know his sister Kate, who provided drinks and snacks for his colleagues.
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I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job.
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If tongue size is important in football skills, he’s a worldie! Good enough for me. Sign him up!.
🔵 Everton have enquired for Juventus Winger, Nico Gonzalez. The Argentinian is available with Juve interested in him going out on loan with an obligation to buy. Fulham have also enquired. [ @tuttosport ]
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I’m really pleased I have managed to get Scott .Virgil ,John ,Alan ,John .Tracey plus Lady Penelope and Parker to come to my BBQ next Saturday mind you I had to pull a few strings.
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I met a bloke called Ian Tevvy the other day. He said his brother was lead singer for the Hollies.
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If you're here for the yodelling lessons. Please, form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
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That ‘operation dark phone’ on Channel 4 is pretty messed up! It’s about that encrochat thing. Holy shit it’s bad….
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