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A Mom. A Baldie. A Popcaan Stan and Fan✨ I laugh at everything.
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Last Seen Profiles
I rest today and start job hunting on Monday.
May doors open for me and favor be upon me.
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I love how men will casually ghost you then remember you exist 7 months later and call you at 10:13 p.m and leave a 'Hi,I hope you are well,I miss you' text.
🥰like yes baby,I'm just where you left me🫠so what's up?
Tushenzi Sana.
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This girl went to a supermarket, picked items alafu kufika kwa cashier akatumia the 'mbaba' till number alipe and now the guy is not picking up.
Why would you trust a man like that?is it even legal to trust a man in the first place??
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POV: I am your wife 😍
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Started today.
At some point I went to the washroom kulia😭when I say I'm grateful aki😭.
Mungu ni nani!!. Kesho naamkia kazi asubuhi na mapema. Starting the week with some good news.
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Heeeee my Ex used to love this song and I'd be there 'Babe here comes your song' 😂and let me tell you hao wasichana alipenda kama laana😂😂and wholetime I wasn't reading btwn the lines,smh.
Pombe sigara, naweza wacha bila kung'ang'ana, lakini, hawa wasichana, vile nawapenda, ni kama laana
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Do you want another Ciku in your life?💀
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😅sasa wakati wa tendo in your minds mnakuanga zile za 'can't wait to post this on the TL?' 😅
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My friend does house delivery ya pombe,saa Leo ameenda kupeleka pombe akapata dame anakatia huko😂😂😂😂na that chille ameenda kumhug akamwambia 'na usichome' 😂😂😂they were to meet kesho😂😂😂.Nimekuaa nikiisha maaahn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My friend being diagnosed with Liver Cirrhosis at this age has been my biggest shock today and my cue to drop them drinks.
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Nafaa kutandikwa proper ndio niweke my life in order.
Hakuna kitu mbaya kwa hii life kama kujua you are the one hindering your own progress in life.
It's time I realize no one is coming to save me and I have to get out of my comfort zone and be serious about life.
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Ati friends and family owe you nothing.
Mnatumianga hii statement kukua terrible humans.
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I have a friend who has a big nyash and hips you know that hour glass figure,she gets so surprised when men hit on me considering I'm slim 😅.
Her reactions are always weird to me.
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Your problem is you always think how you keep your man is how other men are kept.
Sueh husband will cheat on her with a baddie with a big phat ass, who wears long nails & doesn't slave...Sueh has great content but the heartbreak that is waiting for her is massive, especially if she doesn't change her dress code!
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Is it a red flag when a company keeps advertising the same role each month??
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Thieves deserve nothing btw. Nimekumbuka back then at home,wezi walivamia my neighbor,the husband wasn't around just her and the kids.
As they went to her bedroom 😩walimuamsha wakamwambia 'tathíí úcenjie ciana nguo,túthugumete' 😩as they continued taking things.
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Burial culture shock!
Nothing as a Kikuyu will prepare you how other tribes hold their burials.
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🥹waaah I miss this guy,he used to be an early morning person,he'd wake up at 5 alafu akipitia through his socials aone kitu funny he'd wake me up nicheke na yeye😭.
Now I'm blocked everywhere🥹cuz love is a beautiful thing.
I miss laying in bed with someone's attractive adult son, both of us individually watching tiktok videos on our phones. Then one of us laughs at sth & the other is curious to know what.
"Show me"
Now we're both laughing together 🥹
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Sneaking to go do quickies>>
Whining on him,him catching those whines>>
The ass grabbing>>
The love bites>>
Yaani in a room full of people but mko in your own bubble tu.
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The babes huko TikTok said that they no longer go to high end restaurants to hunt men huko but to high end funeral homes.
Ati you dress nicely, unaenda unasimama huko Kwa gate or just hang around ati as the procession leave hautokosa a guy mwenye atakupea lift to the burial.
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I'm in the pits financially, mentally and emotionally.
I'm only managing physically otherwise the rest ni walking dead tu.
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Mara Moja.
Bad manners.
Fanta orange (though I realized sodas work differently)
Bad manners.
Watermelon.
Bad manners.
Noodles soup
Bad manners.
Supu Ile ya tumbukiza.
Bad manners.
Lots of water and so on and so on.
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I'm in my 'God Will Provide' Era.
Sina,sijui nitatoa wapi but I know God Will Provide👌🏾.
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😅😅Naonanga mtu Ako Nairobi akinikatia ikiwa so unreal 😂,like c'mon maaahn.
With all the girls in Nairobi.
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😂😂😂me sending a 'ebu kuja hivi tao tupatane' text to them knowing very ni kwa AG tunaenda kusign marriage papers 😂.
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Finally Introducing 'House Hunting' as part of Wanji The Errands Girl services.
For house hunting the rates are as follows:
Bedsitter-Ksh 700
1Bdroom-Ksh 1500
2Bdroom-Ksh 2400
3Bdroom-Ksh 3000.
Note for areas outside my reach,the client will cater for the transport to and fro.
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😍A Pretty Decent Lady🤌🏾😂.
I look so decent in this skirt 😍😂.
You'd actually think I'm going to church or something.
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If you are in Eldoret and need someone to run your errands,holla at me,I'll get it done for you.
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March ikianza I was sure I'll go back home😅.
I had even started looking for ways to transport some of my things back home.
31 days later,here I am with a grateful heart.
For everyone who reached out for my services,for everyone who retweeted my business tweets,Thank You ❤️.
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Aki you are so naive.
But don't worry,life will take care of that.
@JamieButon
@MwirigiOfficial
I can't study for 7 years just to marry a broke ass...Noo I think to me mapenzi na richness huendana...siwezi penda mtu Hana pesa na ni hivo.
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The thing with unemployment is,some people will judge you and wonder ni aje hauna/haupati kazi,asin they think you don't send applications or you are just choosy.
Sahizo uko hapo Hadi ume-apply engineering jobs na your qualifications ni za business administration.
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🙂it's okay to have 3somes from time to time.
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Walisema hizi food huwa mnapiga for pics tu alafu mnakula,then mnawaundia food Iko bland.
Mnakubali mashtaka or not?
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Kuna pahali huwa nasimp 😆hadi saa zingine najiuliza 'Am I not loved enough at home' because Aih?😆
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Mimi nataka tu mnipee kazi.
I'm willing to start afresh.
Niko Eldoret,in the meantime I run errands.
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My surrogacy offer is still on btw 😊Incase a family or a couples needs surrogacy services 😊.
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Watu wakiongea story za kujulikana kwa kina bae zao and v/verse huwa nanyamaza😭juu Mimi I was actually like a big sister to the younger siblings.
We used to go for those visiting/kuwapeleka opening day/kuenda parents meeting 😂and the mom was okay cuz she knew atleast I'm there.
Heri wewe ni your pals mimi hadi mokoro wake alikuwa anajua venye napenda hio ghasia bana but again here we are cabron
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🥲🥲when I tell you job hunting has been so draining.
Acha tu.
Feb is around the corner and I don't know how I'll survive maahn.
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😁Did
To improve my moods today Wacha niende nipigwe picha nikismile maybe Pepsodent na Colgate watanipea kazi.
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The gazzette,the magazine and one of the people featured 😘.
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Uki-go past suicidal thoughts huwa una-wing tu in life 😅, nothing fazes you anymore 😅you take each day and situation as it comes.
Most importantly you learn how to create better days and happy moments for yourself.
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Hakuna mtu Ako na job opening ata sides za Marsabit,Moyale?🫠tbh,at this point I'm down to try other towns but I'm still skeptical about Nairobi.
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Nisaidieni na retweets nipate clients manzee 🙃.
July Iko past midway na sijakua na clients almost the whole time.
If you are in Eldoret and need someone to run your errands,holla at me,I'll get it done for you.
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Hi,it's me👋🏾The Eldoret's Errands Girl 😊🙂.
😘 Anyway let me add a little color to your TL today.
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😍
I love this pic cuz somehow it's prove enough that I belong on a billboard 🥰.
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Boy oh boy!
😂😂 nimevaa kama boy Hadi watu wameshangaa rada.
Anyway,baggy trousers supremacy ✨
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If you's built like this or close to this na unaweza shikanisha a 59kg 5ft 7 woman na ukuta,kuja DM nikushow kitu.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣my son legit said I'm 40 yrs 🤣mbele ya watu🤣🤣.
🤣🤣😆'unajua mamangu ni Mkubwa,ako na miaka 40' 🤣🤣🤣🤣nilinyamaza tu.
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So,you see the person in F 1,she's Wanjiku & The poster in F 2 is what she does in Eldoret, running errands for people.
Business hasn't been so well but I keep pushing.
I get clients once in a while & I'm always grateful for that.
Kindly Retweet my client might be your TL 🙏🏾
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@polo_kimanii
I have been having phone issues for months now,I'm not in a position to raise funds to fix or get a new phone.
This phone would be helpful cuz businesswise my phone is my office 😊.
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😅😅Aki kupush biashara online hukua kazi in as much as people don't talk about it.
You constantly constantly have to remind people 😩😩 sometimes inakaa ni kama it's begging 😩😩like please guys,it's me, support me, promote me.
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Like this😊.
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Huyu ni Wanjiku & Wanjiku runs errands for people here in Eldoret so her business name is Wanji The Errands Girl .
Mpatie kazi,Rt her pinned tweet or refer her to your family,friends & colleagues here in Eldoret.
To reach me call 0758455678.
I'm flexible as the errands come 😊.
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Hi,I'm Wanjiku 👋🏾or Wanji The Errands Girl.
I smile often and run errands for people here in Eldoret and its outskirts.
For all your errands,hmu on 0758455678,I'm reliable,my charges are affordable and I'm flexible as the errands come.
Usiteseke na errands and I'm here.
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🙏And this a fast of many.
In as much I'm not where I wanted to be today,I am so grateful and glad that I'll be featured in a magazine tomorrow.
This.This is a firstt of many 😊.
Grab yourself tomorrow's National Saturday Magazine and read a bit of my story.
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Hi.
I'm Wanjiku and I run errands for people here in Eldoret😊.
I am reliable,on time & I walk with my clients each step of the errand.
My charges are affordable too & I am flexible as the errands come.
To reach me 📞 0758455678.
Kindly,RT my next client might be on your TL.
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@nimojess
You know?like how do you leave your house just fuaaaa no back up no money,no nothing just an expensive taste on things you can't afford.
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Leo Niko errand ya kisiagi😅😅😅.
So yeah,I'm flexible as the errands come 😅.
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Good eyesight,let me phrase it better.
The ability,to know & experience all your 5 senses without pay.
What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
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Siku Moja nitakua Kwa billboard.
Soon I'll feature in a magazine or some radio/television interview.
My life will take 360 turn and I'm here for all of that.
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😗😍
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😭😭😭Kuna vitu nashindwa kuafford sahi naskia mbaya Sana😭😭.
Dear God,Dear Universe and Whoever else is out there,work things out for me,pls.
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😂😂😂I used to think men were lying wakisema when stressed ata mudems avue nguo zote they wouldn't be turned on 😂😂😂😂😂now guess who's that situation 😂😂.
Enyewe life inanicharaza 😂na sio nini au nini😂😂.
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Nakuanga ever ready to smile.
Anyway that side.
I am Wanjiku,I'm actively looking to be employed but at the moment I run errands for people here in Eldoret,ukiwa na shughuli yoyote (that doesn't require your presence) hmu & I'll do it for you 😊
📞0758455678.
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I have the errand job but I don't always get errands.
I hate it when I go to sleep without errands to run the following day. Each morning I wake up & check all my notifs hoping I'll get sth.
🥹From the bottom part of my heart I'm tired of waking up to nothing,most mornings.
When you are Jobless , Sunday Evening hits hard know that tomorrow is looking so gloomy ....
Maze I pray that things align for you brothers and sisters
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Job hunting drained me😭nilikua natuma C.V na applications and to some extent naskia niwaongeleshe Kuyo au kiswahili.
Later I decided to start the errand business and I've been giving it my all & really want it to work juu Hadi I stopped sending C.V cuz of how frustrating it was.
I rest today and start job hunting on Monday.
May doors open for me and favor be upon me.
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She's used to men hitting on her coz of her body that it surprises her that you can actually vibe with men outside "perfect" body and all.
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Kuja nikushow where to put the big toe😘.
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@MishBosslady__
🤣🤣🤣🤣you've reminded me when I made sukuma without nyanya 🤣🤣heh.
My mom hakumaliza kuongea and everytime I'm in the kitchen lazima anikumbushe yeye hukula chakula iko na nyanya 🤣
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Hii ni siku ya nne Sina stima juu my ceiling Iko juu Sana and siwezi fikia kuchange bulb.
God,when I say I want a tall man in my life,this is one of the reasons why.
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Not knowing your father & being into wababas is wild btw.
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That babe is being dragged juu huyo hajui when to shut up.
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Kujeni nyote mlivyo.
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😂Nani anataka twende date ya uji?
Like we find a good joint that makes porridge twende😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂sijai ona wanaume wamejam na mtu kushoot their shot kama kwa hiyo tweet.
Hampendwi??You've never had a woman approach you first???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Woiye Kababa 😂😂.
Kunywa maji ucool down 😂😂😂😂, it's never that serious.
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Love is a beautiful thing 😍😂and so is marriage 😂.
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Today's errands zimenibamba Sana.
Started with Britam,my client wanted me to inquire for them about their Money Market Fund,how to register with them and all,Then 😍😍🥹my fav errand of the day 🫶🏾 getting these flowers for client's person.
Today I go home a very happy person
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T-shirt ni mrefu kuliko short nimevaa.
Hii town watu wataongea hadi nawaharumia🤣🤣plus nywele ni yellow 🤣wiiiiii.
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Semaje Joan.
Niko na degree in Fashion and I'm good at redesign, matching pieces and all,uko na kazi we collaborate?
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Who else is going through things and wants me to take shots for them?🫠
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Niko huku mtumba nafanyia customer Wangu shopping ya nguo za mtoto wake🤗.
So mums you don't have to stress about shopping for your little one,you'll just send me what you want and I'll choose accordingly.
Note:you'll buy na price ya hapa no hiking of price.
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