WWEbotchedparody
@WWEbotched
Followers
2,639
Following
95
Media
3,178
Statuses
11,905
WWE could feed their fans shit on shingles and they would say it's filet mignon
Brunswick, OH
Joined January 2023
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Northern Lights
• 240636 Tweets
オーロラ
• 202844 Tweets
DeNA
• 62036 Tweets
#withMUSIC
• 44840 Tweets
Fulham
• 32294 Tweets
BQUIK X BKPP
• 24972 Tweets
太陽フレアのせい
• 24350 Tweets
NUNEW AT BITEC
• 23656 Tweets
#العين_يوكوهاما
• 21491 Tweets
ベイスターズ
• 18910 Tweets
バチコン
• 18854 Tweets
ハマスタ
• 17752 Tweets
FOURTH SINGING TIME
• 15899 Tweets
マリノス
• 12705 Tweets
自分の魚
• 12465 Tweets
#マルハニチロ
• 12413 Tweets
GenG
• 12299 Tweets
#誕生魚診断
• 11706 Tweets
わたしの誕生魚
• 11570 Tweets
Buju
• 11454 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Bruh wtf is this? CM Punk in MSG looking rough 🤭
Video: abigailwrites
878
108
2K
The moment Corey Graves spoiled the main event for WWE Elimination Chamber.
As soon as the words left his mouth you can see his soul leave his body lmaoooo "promotion of the year" type stuff
225
185
3K
All that blood and flippy Indy stuff is why AEW will never succeed it's just mud show stuff
Nevermind that was WWE Raw last night
424
99
3K
Sign in crowd at WWE Raw tonight
"Hey Punk cry me a river"
Looks like Jack Perry is over in two promotions
149
148
2K
Just like we knew all along. Punk has to immediately resort to violence and an ego filled dumbass
He swings first and you can see him pursue Perry as he backs up and has to be restrained. He belongs nowhere near professional wrestling.
793
103
1K
Bruhhhh lmao you can see the life being sucked out of these fans and how disappointed they were for Jinder being the returning champion
WWE geeks get suckered again 🤣🤣
232
48
1K
-Punk gets into it with Steen in ROH because he doesn't believe wrestlers should wrestle with shirts on
-Punk leaves WWE and spends two hours on a podcast talking about all the things he hated about WWE at the time
-Punk gets into two physical altercations because he is…
175
119
1K
Us AEW fans got the ppv of a lifetime Sunday night
The geeks got this on WWE Raw last night 🤣
316
66
892
Remember when "Send Hook" was a popular movement when he was set to debut? So much so WWE stole it lmao
Looks like Hooks been over in two promotions now 🤭
66
69
858
Eric Bischoff calling Tony Khan a clown for tweeting something while he had WCW commentators read WWE spoilers live on air tells you all you need to know about how unstable and out of touch he is.
78
82
731
Let's not forget how Paul went off on an individual because they kept saying "my boy" when referring to Chris Benoit
Chris Benoit is off limits but a gentleman commiting suicide is fair game. Fuck Paul Heyman.
111
101
729
Remember how WWE fumbled Samoa Joe? Man has had a phenomenal glow up!!
Alsoooo if you were one of the geeks crying because Joe vacated the ROH television championship and said it didn't make sense please shut the fuck and quietly exit the building 🤭
122
63
576
"Giulia and Okada need to go to WWE if they want to be presented as stars"
Meanwhile:
139
33
566
Tiffany losing her footing and then just bouncing up and down on the ropes while Mia lays there and waits forever is crazy
335
19
556
“If you're more than happy with some goof saying you had a 5 star match & the building is a quarter full…then we're not in the same business
CM Punk trying to shit on AEW while simultaneously shitting on NXT is top tier dumbassery
243
31
548
This is probably the dumbest thing I've seen first the Nia absurd over sell and now Theory on SmackDown trying to sell a stunner into a RKO by forcing himself into the air unrealistically
🗑️
273
27
543
Lmao when did WWE become Ringling Brothers
This is a circus act. Not wrestling.
279
10
488
Jade looked amazing In her debut against Sane getting the pin
Except she wasn't in a match 😭😭
140
21
492
Nick Hausman backtracking and saying his Jericho allegations were "taken out of context"
Here's to hoping Jericho sues the shhiiieeetttt out of him
68
37
464
You know you absolutely fucked up when you're just like "yeah I'll sign that NDA for life so no one finds out what a fragile shit head I am"
263
36
465
@DrainBamager
Will cooked Triple Nose so hard he started firing talent relations personnel 😭😭
33
16
478
Scrolling through and I see that a completely unbiased podcaster who certainly isn't on a legends deal being as a special guest referee
Bully Ray is a fucking shill and a WWE mark 🤣🤣
78
42
473
If Eddie Kingston took care of his body, got in shape and formed some muscle he wouldn't have had a broken foot and torn the same tricep twice all in the last two years
Opppp nevermind that's CM Punk
136
29
471
-faked venue/call sheet
-faked AEW handbook
-faked ticket promotion with a pub
-faked inaugural Collision episode run sheet
And have now resorted to calling Tony racial slurs. Don't ever let the fed geeks try to tell you that AEW fans are toxic when this is how they act over…
44
76
459
“My Comeback will be the greatest of all time” - Cm Punk
Bruh just call it. You've had three "comebacks" just in the last two years and each one was worse than the last
81
31
453
Nick Hausman is currently trying to start 2024 in first place as the worst human on the planet. What a pile of shit man.
100
32
441
I've seen enough
Dom has never got a "shut the fuck up chant"
94
23
419
Once again the WWE geeks shoot themselves in the foot with all the "Jericho sexual assault" discourse
Gable Stevenson being back in a WWE ring with no discourse proves they don't care about sexual assault allegations
Unless it's AEW then nail them to a cross.
113
43
404
On tonights SmackDown Sami missed Orton by a mile on the backflip
Then Orton sold it like a 90 year old man falling down 🤣
90
25
398
They just need to shut NXT down
The ratings don't justify someone getting hurt all the time.
194
26
399
Sad state of affairs in AEW
Just look at this picture of Ospreay from last night. The look of a man who knows he signed with a company that's been dying everyday for three years. Smh.
120
21
398
Jesus fuck this was absolutely terrible on SmackDown
112
27
393
We are incredibly thankful for "vets" like Bully Ray who shit on young talent in AEW and criticize them for being unsafe
Anyway here is a picture of Bully about to powerbomb Cardona through a flaming table at PWR last night.
73
41
365
So, you're telling me this vile human opened the show when according to the sheets this promo was slated for Triple Nose?
The company sent her out there as a way to laugh in all of the victims faces. It's so sad 😔
182
39
355
Updated version. As of the last 12 hours the WWE geeks have made it clear the WWE will always have their support no matter how egregious the company is.
But Tony Khan better not get on this app because that's when they get outraged. Sad humans man.
73
53
345
These were sent to me by a follower
Tony buried Jinder and no one showed up to watch him 🤣
Jinder is NOT a draw lmao
188
33
352
"the best wrestling promotion" and they can't even get the entrance videos right for the biggest show of the year WrestleMania
Tyler and Pete coming out to Awesome-Truths video entrance 🤣
82
33
354
"Bischoff beat WWE 83 weeks in a row he's allowed to talk until Tony does that he needs to stfu"
Eric did do that...then had to sell to Vince and then ran TNA into the ground 😭
68
40
352
Cody Rhodes when asked by Ariel his thoughts on CM Punks take on AEW
"That is his assessment it is not my assessment" and goes on to say how proud he is of what he Nick, Matt, Kenny and others done and proud of what AEW has done for business
One of Punks most revered coworkers…
192
31
347
AEW Dynamite did 891,000 .33
Up big from 797,000 .29 last week
The WWE geeks currently 👇
129
24
339
This is one of the more funny things to come from yesterday
Steve New contradicts himself then backtracks when called out by another attorney.
63
38
325
Ronda Rousey: WWE backstage is shit show😡🤬😡🤬
CM Punk: AEW backstage is a shit show
😁😁😁
39
34
335
TNA dropped below 90,000 viewers
I was told TNA was over taking AEW and would be the second best promotion
If they think 800k is bad wonder what they think of 90k
100
24
332
I hate to say I told you so buttt..
No I don't lmao
Jade Cargill 1 year ago in AEW vs now in WWE and there is absolutely no difference
127
29
326
Last night at WWE NXT Vengeance Day Bron Breakker showed exactly why Shawn Michaels said he still had work to do in NXT lmao
90
15
318
Collision up bigggg while Raw and SmackDown losing viewers week after week
151
30
320
People are coming for Tony over his repost of Glenn
Will they do the same for Cody?!🤔
86
31
312
AEW went from being 3rd on cable three weeks ago, to 3rd on cable last week and was 3rd on cable this week
Crying shame how far down AEW has fallen recently. Sad.
34
23
318
All my homies hate Hausman
18
17
312
To clear the air about AEW looking for seat fillers tonight it's literally only 50 and was offered to veterans and first responders. Tony is such an asshole for supporting veterans and first responders.
51
36
314
Raj saying a recycled AEW promo could sell a WrestleMania main event is hilarious, pal
160
25
305
"corporate officer
#1
" is Paul Levesque
- Executive offices and creative are on the fourth floor
-Given executive role and office in 2010
-Became EVP of creative in 2013
- Incident with Grant happened March of 21' and his heart attack happened Sept of 21'
111
60
296
She chose to work for a company who didn't cover decades of sexual assault/trafficking cases. I doubt she or anyone else in AEW cares about that hard cam section.
95
20
292
WWE now has The Rock, Roman, Punk and Cody and they still can't fill the hardcam section at WWE Raw lmaoooo
206
19
297
Naomi went from being a champion to losing clean to a rookie that just got called up a couple weeks ago
Jade nowhere to be seen and Naomi already being buried...
118
25
296
I kinda get why AEW and Tony get so much hate
-Lost one of their top females to a knee injury from a botched move
-2 match stoppages from potential head/neck injuries
-all within the last month
Nope, my bad. That's Triple Nose and WWE
118
24
289
Tozawa pinned a Viking Raider on WWE Raw tonight.......
I don't want to hear shit about Adam Coles size or Rihos size or how they're booked from you WWE geeks from here on out.
92
24
291
The amount of WWE geeks right now deleting posts, blocking people and unbookmarking posts is so comforting lmao
41
35
294
How in God's name do y'all stomach this mess?!? WWE Raw is easily the worst wrestling show every week
167
28
283
-unveiled a shit tag title design
-forced your best women's champion to vacate her title even tho Roman takes weeks on end off
-5 minutes total between two women's matches
-missed out on more free agents
Tough week for the fed 🤣
248
26
291
Lmaooo hardcam section empty at tonights "sold out" WWE Raw 😭
180
16
286
How can AEW fumble someone who was injured more than he wasn't!? Y'all gotta stop crawling up CM Punks ass.
Biggest bag fumble in professional wrestling history. It'll never be topped.
64
22
135
86
18
278
Pics that go hard! What a way to open AEW Dynamite with Rush vs Swerve.
10
15
282
Young Bucks/Jack Perry have the 1st and 3rd highest rated quarters
Jericho has the 2nd highest
That's not gonna sit well with some
116
16
287
"Mercedes was never that good she would never be worth what she was asking"
58
21
273
Lmao 60% of that placed it tarped
170
26
283
There was 20 minutes and 37 seconds of wrestling on SmackDown last night and not a single person enjoyed it
92
24
281
What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
204
17
277
Damn, looks like Bronson Reed isn't happy with his booking. Who can blame him
164
15
276
The WWE geeks were saying "people were excited to see Scotty 2 Hottys that's sad"
The crowd loved it and seems like it was a lifetime memory for Scotty which is amazing. WWE geeks hate anything fun or positive.
49
12
270
This was someone's view for SmackDown last night y'all be paying $60+ to watch the show with Jesus and the disciples 🤣
104
20
277
CM Punk posing with pro-lgtbq signs but, then bragging about supporting Cornette who let his feelings be known about Sonny Kiss while hurling anti-lgtbq slurs tells you all you need to know about the man
224
31
266
AEW and Jericho did a great backstage promo perfectly explaining why he was wrestling Atlantis Jr
Bully Ray, Bischoff, Raj and JD still trying to figure it out like
46
24
271
Paul Levesque with the newest member of the WWE universe!
WWE suckered fans into paying hundreds for floor seats just to sit in $6 Walmart plastic patio chairs 🤭
86
20
267
BREAKING NEWS🚨
My sources have confirmed next week on WWE Raw a new tag team will be introduced
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk will debut as "The Bootlick Brothers"
62
25
262
CM Punk tanked promo✅
SmackDown numbers atrocious✅
Lost Osprey✅
Jade can't wrestle✅
All ex AEW signees✅
They gotta pull out ol reliable to cope lmaoooo
83
27
255
I seem to remember a bit of Jeff Hardy slander on here a few weeks back simply because the man slipped
Hardy still hitting these moves while Theory can't even hit a Spanish Fly
44
19
263
Top tier pile of shit right here
All because Jack Perry exposed their lord and savior as fragile. Fed geeks staying classy as always 🙄
61
22
265
"I don't get why none of the free agents are choosing WWE they get over a million and they sell tickets I thought that was the only requirement needed to choose a company to work for"
82
17
257
He hit a splash, an elbow and a moonsault and that is the bar for a good wrestler over there?!? Yikes.
“Aj styles is washed”
“AJ styles is old”
“Aj styles is not that good anymore”
Aj styles 46 years old :
80
174
3K
198
11
252
AEW was third on the night only behind NBA and saw a slight increase in overall viewership. We eatin good!!!
102
16
260
@wrestling_VI
I've said it over and over. Jade has trained at Nightmare Factory with Cody since about 2020. If Cody, QT and Glacier couldn't get her right then who in the PC can?! 🤭🤭
38
9
245
I was told Collision died after CM Punk got axed. I don't understand!!
AEW Collision Episode 41 (and 13th of 2024) averaged 468K viewers. (0.13 in the 18-49 demo).
2024:
Ep 40: 462K (0.15) (Aired at 11:48PM after NCAA BB)
Ep 39: 458K (0.11)
Ep 38: 393K (0.12)
Ep 37: 427K (0.13)
Ep 36: 455K (0.13)
Ep 35: 385K (0.11)
Ep 34: 492K (0.15)
Ep 33: 404K…
15
8
40
61
9
251
Sting retiring in front of 13,000+, in the historic Greensboro Coliseum that holds so much value to him and his career just feels right. He's getting a proper retirement, match and send off 🥹
25
15
245
WWE camera man caught looking like a deer in headlights while there was in right action going on and he never even tried to move causing Logan to almost take out the camera making things awkward. Sloppy shop.
120
7
245
"Bubba, how are ya old friend! listen you and Dave are killing it on Busted Open a lot of people really take in what you say and absorb it. If you guys could bury AEW every chance I can probably find a spot for you on Mania and SmackDown so, what do you say friend?"
23
31
248
Wrestletix is reporting that AEW Worlds End distributed 10,093 tickets which would mean around 800 tickets were moved within 24 hours of showtime and around 400 day of. Not bad considering the bs that started yesterday morning.
21
21
243