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Telling it as it is because beating around the bush only adds extra foliage to an already dense forest of confusion.

Jakarta Pusat, DKI Jakarta
Joined April 2021
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
3 years
Terbaca posting Facebook Muslimah bertudung yang pergi bercuti ke Thailand dengan BF. Dah kena delete tapi ini rumusan tips percutian budget dia: -Kongsi bilik hotel sama -Kongsi katil sama tapi letak bantal tengah-tengah -Dia tidur bertudung dan berselimut Sambung ↓
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 years
Kilat menyambar menara jam Abraj Al-Bait Towers pada jam 8 malam Selasa (22 Ogos), waktu tempatan. “Dan jagalah diri kamu daripada berlakunya dosa yang membawa bala bencana yang bukan sahaja akan menimpa orang-orang yang zalim di antara kamu secara khusus tetapi akan menimpa
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 years
Kawan aku dulu pun ikut mazhab Nabila Huda binti Amy Search ni. Bercinta sejak 2015. Tinggal serumah macam suami isteri walaupun luar nikah. They finally decided to tie the knot waktu PKP dulu lepas dah puas having fun together. Awal 2023 hari tu dah bercerai. So I asked her,
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 years
TUJUH Perkara Engkorang Kena Bincang Sebelum Setuju Jadi Housemates: 1-Kebersihan 2-Bunyi bising 3-Penggunaan common space ie dapur, ruang tamu, bilik mandi 4-Tetamu ie keluarga, member, angkut jantan/betina balik 5-Utiliti 6-Privasi 7-Keselamatan bersama
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
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Bro, She went to a clinic, not a Tinder date. And you had one job: to treat, not to text. When a patient’s number becomes your pickup line, you’re not a professional. You’re a predator with a medical license. Ladies, Always trust your gut. If something feels off, block, report!
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
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Dear Girls, Don’t second-guess yourself. You did nothing wrong. This is NOT your fault. Use the block button, file a complaint, and remind them that medical ethics isn’t optional. Dear Doktor Gatal Kote, This isn’t Grey’s Anatomy, bro. You’re not McDreamy. You’re just F creepy.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 days
So a girl went to a clinic in Kuantan for a fever and ended up getting a text from a doctor asking if her boyfriend minds. SPOILER ALERT: patients don’t owe you flirtation. Medical ethics 101: Male doctors, your access to her number ends the moment she walks out that door.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
Ini lagi satu. Nak menipu agak-agaklah. “Berat saya sekarang berapa kilogram, rasanya tiga kampit beras ni (kira-kira 30 kilogram). Tapi, berbanding berat dulu dan sekarang, ia lebih kurang saja. Saya nampak kurus, sebenarnya banyak benda yang kena ‘cut’.” — Hael Husaini
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
“Allah melaknat wanita-wanita yang membuat tatu, yang meminta dibuat tatu, yang mencabut bulu wajah, yang merenggangkan gigi untuk kecantikan, yang mengubah ciptaan Allah.” ~Riwayat al-Bukhari 4886 What is forbidden remains forbidden. Your excuses won’t rewrite His decree.
@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
10 months
Whenever I see before-and-after cosmetic transformations, I’m reminded of that funny movie line: “You can hide behind all the plastic surgery you want, but your kids are the living proof of what you were before. It’s like genetic revenge, right?” Genetik rempit.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
Kalau perempuan bertudunglah yang menegur ‘dosa plastic surgery’, macam-macam komen label orang tu ‘kepam’, ‘walaun’, ‘jangan nak jadi ustazah’ keluar etc — tapi bila yang menegur tu freehair macam mana? STOP normalising cosmetic surgery!
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
Seri Azlina Mohamed Sani, 45, bekas guru seni visual di Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Jerantut, Pahang berkahwin dengan Choi Amin pada April 2025. Lifestyle coach ini menjelaskan selepas bercerai, dia jatuh cinta dengan Choi Amin beberapa bulan kemudian.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
Polis Korea tidak berhasrat mengambil sebarang tindakan terhadap Kim Seri kerana kes ini masih dalam siasatan. PDRM juga menegaskan TIADA tindakan boleh diambil selagi dia tidak pulang ke Malaysia untuk memberikan kerjasama dalam siasatan. Kau ghaser? 🙄
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
12 days
Kim Seri telah memulakan proses pembayaran balik kepada mangsa secara berperingkat, termasuk bayaran awal sebanyak RM300 seorang bagi beberapa pelanggan. Dia juga berjanji untuk memulangkan wang pelanggan SEBELUM atau pada 1 Februari 2025.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
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Puan Seri Azlina, Tahukah kamu orang yang TIDAK melunaskan hutangnya akan bertemu Allah seperti pencuri dan TIDAK akan masuk syurga, bahkan dosa hutangnya TIDAK akan terampun walaupun mati syahid? HUTANG: RM500,000 JUMLAH MANGSA: 28 JANJI BAYAR BALIK: 1 FEB 2025 Bertaubatlah!
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
10 pm — Kedai Tutup 9.45 pm — Kedai Bagi Signal Nak Tutup 9.47 pm — Nurul Diana Masuk Merentan Kedai tutup 10 pm pun bukan staf berpusu-pusu balik tepat 10 malam. Ada 15-30 min lagi mereka dalam tu. Lepas tu nak lari kejar bas dengan harapan anak belum tidur bila sampai rumah.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
Typically, if a store closes at 10 pm, staff often STAY for a period after closing time to finish closing tasks such as counting cash registers, shutting down equipment, cleaning, and locking up. This closing-up period can last anywhere from about 15 minutes to 45 minutes.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
Dear Nurul Diana Hassan, Poor planning on your part doesn’t suddenly make it other people’s emergency. Shutter half-closed at 9:47 isn’t a secret code. It means ‘open, but closing soon.’ And you’re still bitching because…? Bak kata Yaya: ‘Orang nak start closing la bangang.’
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
@myBurgerLab UPDATE: Andrew Chong kena buang kerja. Step one: build trust. Step two: burn it publicly. Step three: update your résumé. Kau boleh try jual burger Ramly lepas ni. 🙄
@myBurgerLab
myBurgerLab
2 months
We’re committed to learning, growing, and rebuilding trust with our community.
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
Hey Andrew Chong @myBurgerLab, Funny thing, I can’t remember Malay Muslims ever barging into other people’s religious practices. Maybe it’s respect, maybe it’s just ‘not my business’. But somehow, you think it’s okay to barge into ours? Talk about overstepping your lane. 🙄
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
The contradiction is striking: pursuing JAKIM halal certification to secure consumer trust, while simultaneously fanning fear over Islamic laws in Terengganu. It reeks of hypocrisy. Profiting from Malay-Muslim consumers while shitmouting their faith. Bodoh punya Andrew Chong!
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@WVGIF
MIMI ASMARA
2 months
We chase money, we uproot ourselves, we cross borders thinking opportunity will fill the emptiness. But in the quiet hours, loneliness has a way of reminding us no matter how far we go, we’re always just a little homesick. Selamat pulang ke ibu pertiwi wahai anak bangsa!
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