The WNBA security team has recovered fingerprints from the green dildo thrown on the court in tonight’s Sky vs Valkyries game. Chicago PD forensics group has identified the prints as belonging to Joshua Block of Melville, New York. All vegicles are on alert for the suspect.

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So happy to announce that DeWanna Bonner has signed with the Pheonix Mercury!. We are proud to fight for our players’ rights to be in safe, nurturing environments with their loved ones. We are also saddened by the toxic Indiana Fever environment which led to the move.

Dijonai Carrington has been suspended for the first half of Sundays game against the Lynx. League officials note that the referees missed a flagrant 2 in Friday nights game against the Sparks; Carrington stuck two fingers up Kelsey Plum’s asshole during a box out.

The WNBAPA has reviewed the common foul called against Dijonai Carrington in the 3Q. We determined that the Sparks player’s hair initiated the contact with Dijonai’s stiletto nails. Sarah Ashley Barker has been fined $22, the cost to redo the nails.