i swear intramural sports will be the downfall of this team. Been getting messages in the slack all year like “just shattered every bone in my body playing IM mahjong, gonna be missing practice till September.”
Congrats to
@UNC_Darkside
on winning the National Championship! Just saying, according to the transitive property, we are also National Champions. Good job representing the AC guys
@USAUltimate
we have to come clean. We pride ourselves on honesty, integrity, and spirit and feel we must tell the whole truth regardless of how it makes us look. In every game we lost this year we had an ineligible player take the field. 1/x
Currently in agony thinking no part of either virginia sectionals or mid atlantic regionals will take place in axton virginia: my favorite part of this great country. I will the econolodge with every fiber of my being
Considering livetweeting our upcoming emergency team meeting. Our funds are dangerously low after we stayed at 5 star motels in myrtle beach and paid for the second ac bid. Running out of options rn. May have to put on a rigged bottle bash tourney to recoup our losses.
Freshman Aidan O’Connell’s hot take: “if I could eat at one restaurant for the rest of my life it would be chipotle, it’s got so many options!” Please like if you think this is stupid
At the conclusion of Nationals, we finished 13th out of 20! We’re sad that this great season is over, but happy we got to spend it together.
#DarkhorseRide
In an effort to display our commitment to environmentalism we have decided to reuse our trifold poster that was most recently updated during the bush administration.
Proud to announce our Callahan nominee Ethan Ruh! Ethan embodies the very best of William & Mary ultimate and we’re proud to nominate him for this award. Video coming very soon. Read about our Mr. Ruh below.
We got a new coach by the way, Ethan Downs! He claims he played in the AUDL for a stint and played on Floodwall (
@rvaopen
) after moving from New Mexico this summer. His favorite food is Chinook Salmon and he enjoys taming horses. 1 like = 1 welcome!
My dad is 65, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
We had no idea this player was ineligible, he said he totally still had eligibility and definitely was not a random person we found at pickup. We understand this will result in all our losses being thrown out and we accept that price. 2/x
Apparently there is thunder so we are no longer playing jmu. I think this is all fake, no one has even been electrocuted yet so i think its fake. Grabbing my longest metal pole and standing in the middle of the field to prove everyone wrong. Theyll all see.
We’re soft and we’re taking our merry asses on a short 6.5 hour drive back home instead of playing our friends next door
@nighttrainatuva
credit for this joke:
@FightingGobiesM
A couple cool numbers for you to feast on this Tuesday morning:
-We finished 20th overall on the USAU rankings (by algorithm)
-We’re seeded 14th out of 20 going into Nationals
-There are just 9 days, 22 hours, 28 minutes, and 30 seconds until our first game in Milwaukee
Shoutout to everyone who came out to the tryout tournament this weekend! We capped off today with a WM X vs WM Y showdown, team Y pulled it out 13-12 after blowing a 12-7 lead.
First game of the XY Rookie Tournament, the Y team beat JMU Jokers 13-8. Shoutout to our favorite rookie Sam Brothers, who has never played the sport before.
One last congratulations to Jonny Malks (‘21) and Ryan Cooper (‘21) for being voted on the All-Freshmen team for the Atlantic Coast Region! With the most votes, Jonny was named AC Freshman of the Year!
As we start the second day of regionals in the semis against
@UNC_Darkside
the merriest of all men would not be so merry without our beloved mothers, who taught us how to steal from the rich at a young age. THANK YOU MOMS and Happy Mother’s Day!
Check out this awesome 21-minute documentary about our 2018 trip to Nationals! Big thanks to
@drewbdarby
for making this and to everyone that made this trip possible!
We finished sectionals in 2nd place after a much better Sunday. Our placement at Sectionals has qualified us for the Atlantic Coast Regionals at the end of April in Axton, VA.