Great story about the #KellyClarkson #CowboyBillMartin

The Next time someone up North gives you a hard time about how we do winter in the south... remind them this! lol

I'm throwing a party at my wife's funeral, y'all #seemedsmartatthetime

Ladies, men are not as complicated as you make us out to be.

You see him everywhere, but is Snoop Dog naming drugs now? lol

This week, 1/23 The Pines Theatre in Lufkin and 1/24 Ruston, LA at the Dixie Center of the Arts

Because of mom and dad, I was 12 with real problems. lol #seemedsmartatthetime

COMING UP 👀 Next stops on the Seemed Smart at the Time Tour: Grab your seats early — these nights fill up. 🎟 https://t.co/cU4YcXq6uX

This Is How Belly Fat on Men Affects Women #seemedsmartatthetime

Older men dating younger women #seemedsmartatthetime

Happy Birthdate Elvis! My momma love you more than she did me lol #seemedsmartatthetime

Ever Make Your Mom So Mad, She'd Cuss? Tell me about it! #seemedsmartatthetime

Where did we get Government Cheese? Seemed Smart at the Time Tour - Because we all screw up... and some of us live long enough to laugh at it.

Merry Christmas Eve!

If you could spend one more Christmas with someone, who would it be? Mine is my mom and dad.

For the screw ups in your life...Seemed Smart at the Time.

Too broke for joy at Christmas, but we still had laughter. Tickets on Sale For El Reno Dec 18, Shawnee Dec 19, Grapevine 20.

This Joke Paid for My Grandsons Christmas

What was you favorite gift for Christmas? Mine was The Original Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle which I still have! Get Texas and Oklahoma tickets to see me in The Nuttier Cracker Live!

Funny Original Poem "Twas The Night Before a Wee Wee Martin Christmas" Get Texas and Oklahoma tickets to see me in The Nuttier Cracker Live!