A drunkard at @UEDCLTD has staggered and tripped the switch while trying to get himself to balance

Hi @mwineedgar @iamBarnet @BuniChristopher @iamKenesi

Small small wind and @UEDCLTD has turned off umeme(light). Wondering what would happen if there was a storm

If we did a mental health test before dating or marriage, I doubt there would be any marriages or dating these days. The psychos we stay with

Since @UmemeLtd hasn't come through with fixing my power for 5 days and are just pussy trotting in my DM, does someone know a quick Kamyufu around Seeta. It's veryurgent@BuniChristopher @mwineedgar @iamKenesi @Atukwatse_

Someone tell me what is USD 2m about this property @BuniChristopher @mwineedgar @iamBarnet @iamKenesi @Atukwatse_

Jama just told a girl he wants to be her dick-tator. Kano kapya

Looks like @UmemeLtd is doing 'term egenda.' They don't care about customers' concerns anymore and then UEDCL is doing adverts that were previously done by @UmemeLtd . Is there hope?

Looks like we are only important when we come to fuel or shop and not when we need help. Just been told I would rather leave the car by the road side and not at a Shell station. Is this the official position of @VivoEnergyUg or were these guys making this up?

My car's alternator just got messed up and I managed to struggle and park the car @VivoEnergyUg 's Shell where I was assured by the askari and night shift manager that the @VivoEnergyUg policy doesn't allow someone to park a broken down car overnight

The way people at @parliament_ug are user to stealing, they decided to steal some days from September and added them to August

Gov't cars driven by non entitled officers have been parked for assessment to be used during NAM and G77+China conferences and there's sanity on the roads. Waiting to see if this will continue when some people return from their villages with their unauthorised sirens

Was having a conversation with an Uber driver in Nairobi when I told him that Ruto is religious. Guy said if Ruto is religious then Museveni is a Bishop or a Saint

Funny how schools are organizing concerts(read mdd) and parents have to pay to watch their kids perform. Schools and thuggery are on a different level

The Russian technocrats in the digital plates deal must be another bunch of Pinettis. They look so much like Russian mafias in those movies

So @Airtel_Ug actually charges when you pay using airtel money pay

time of her mother's death? @NIRA_Ug if this campaign is supposed to be successful people at hospital registries need to be sane otherwise alot more people are about to give up

Her mother passed on and the LC chairperson's NID introducing her as the daughter of the deceased. So how does an LC introductory letter supercede a birth certificate as proof that the late was her mother? How does she even look for the LC who maybe wasn't even in office at the

Certificate processed. The hospital has given her the @NIRA_Ug form 13 which is the certificate for cause of death, she has her NID and birth certificate to prove she's a daughter of the late but somehow they also want an LC letter from a place they were renting in 2006 before

There's a @NIRA_Ug campaign to have people process death certificates for their loved ones something people are trying to embrace but registry staff at @MulagoHospital aren't making it any easier. Someone lost her mother in 2006 when she was only 15years old and wants to have the