Meg Washington
@WASHINGTONx
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Imagine if Taylor Swift took all the resources necessary to re-record her albums again and... idk? Helped a thousand independent musicians record theirs?
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Two years ago today I went out to celebrate Mardi Gras and met someone who made the world make sense. Two weeks ago we met somebody who blew it wide open again. His name is Amos. ❤️
@NicWaterman
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Bye bye to the people who unfollowed me due to my totally no-brainer of a belief that all human beings deserve the same legal and societal rights as each other. Love won, dummies. Love always wins.
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My twitter feed:
The world is ending
someone wore a good dress to a thing
The world is ending
Listen to this new music
The world is ending, we are fucked
ooh look Kylie Jenner
Proof from science that the world is ending
Read this long article about feminism
Etc
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Two years today since I quit taking antidepressants. I really needed them, and then I didn’t. I may need them again in the future. It’s all cool.
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I'll ride with you, and walk with you, and think about you, and talk to you. We're not here long.
#illridewithyou
http://t.co/fwZ61Kh9V0
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My heart is with Andrew Chan & Myuran Sukumaran and their families. An unspeakable, incomprehensible thing.
#IStandForMercy
#KeepHopeAlive
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I couldn’t have been happier being the worst singer in the room last night with these sisterangels -
@NGAIIRE
@MahaliaBarnes
and Elana Stone - catch last night’s full performance of Kiss Me Like We’re Gonna Die at the link in my bio xxx
@QandA
@ABCTV
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Today is the 10th birthday of ‘I Believe You Liar’ - my first record and something that I am still immensely proud of. John Castle and I made it together in a back shed, and I remember feeling so nauseous after it was finished
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“A black female 007?! What’s next, moving out of my parent’s basement?!”
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2020! Started from the bottom, now the whole team froggin’ here. 🐸 💗 thank you Playschool! My dream came true! ‘Showtime’ episode out today at 10:10am on
#ShowTimeABCKids
#PlaySchool
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I tried thinking of you as my father or husband
@ScottMorrisonMP
but somehow it didn’t humanize you at all
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So excited to announce the release of my next single: “Please Stop Tagging Me In Your Fucking Holiday Photos of the Washington Monument” out now
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9am Monday: ‘yes! Brand new week! Meals prepped, workouts planned. Gonna be so healthy! Hashtags at the ready!’
9pm Monday: your Ubereats from Gelato Messina is arriving. Please meet your driver outside.
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I’m sorry that your rapey violent dragon show ending was disappointing, please aim for a similar level of outrage about the ending of our rapey violent actual world
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I’m very proud to share this - the cover of my next album ‘Batflowers’, out on August 28. I have so much to say about it but for now I just want you to know that I put my whole heart into this record and can’t wait for you to hear it.
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Am I the only person who still gets jealous? I get so jealous. I want to do everything and be everyone.
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@PaulineHansonOz
I once, as a small child, saw a movie title on a VHS in Blockbuster that suggested I can’t jump.
#wakeuptoracism
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I honestly don’t have the capacity to express how I feel about this video.
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Can next years
#MetBall2019
theme be “sustainable/recycled/repurposed”? Can the top of the fashion food chain please awaken thine smoky eyes? Everything ends up in landfill - everything - yours, mine, Katy Perry’s dumb hamburger costume & Cardi B’s duvet dress.
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If you are a Queensland born leftie living in another state, this is your fault
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I was getting so sad on Instagram but then I unfollowed some people and followed some dogs
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Guess who was standing on stage with me and talked through my entire song? Tony Abbott.
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I have a new song, Dark Parts, coming on Friday. It’s the first of many songs that I have pulled out of the black. I hand animated this vid frame by frame. Thanks to rona/my inner artist that’s been shrieking at me for years. Beyond excited to bring you this music - its for you x
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Weekend activewear in Sydney has reached a new level. Everyone looks like they’ve just popped in from the Winter Olympics for a macadamia flat white.
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Truth: I’m still jealous that Nikki Webster got the 2000 Opening Ceremony gig. I really wanted it.
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Last night
@ABCTV
aired an updated version of my
@AustralianStory
- and I woke up this morning to a flood of beautiful messages from people who know me and people who don’t.
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Can’t believe Americans won the Second World War but lost to Facebook
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Kyle Sandilands: You are embarrassing. Please retire. You have enough money. Please go away.
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Dear billionaires of the world, please redirect your Notre Dame funds to protecting the Great Barrier Reef, it is older than any church and
#Adani
gives way less fucks about heritage than fire
#StopAdani
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All I want from a political party is urgent environmental action and legal weed is it really too much to ask?
#VoteGreen
and since I know I’ll get @‘ed for this tweet anyway, go vegan it makes you sexy
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I have never in my life been as moved as I am tonight. Hey, Australia, thanks for being understanding & clever &...
http://t.co/q1UOnhfx1A
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Where is the support group for people who have never seen GoT and who have woken up this morning with the literal whole world talking a secret language? I feel like I’ve just woken up from a coma and I have no idea what’s going on
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I am at a wedding, I have friends and they got married and invited me to it. I am at wedding of friends that I have and a wedding that I was invited to. I have friends.
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Thank you for the love ❤️. It feels so good to be back, you guys better watch it I’m on a roll ♥️
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Very proud of Loribelle Spirovski who has been announced as a finalist in this year’s
#ArchibaldPrize
for her portrait of me holding a delicious dumpling.
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Hey
@ScottMorrisonMP
I’ve been thinking a lot about how I’m going to eat you when you get back from Hawaii.
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Can we please test people who claim they have synesthesia? I call bullshit on 99% of all synesthesia claims
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Whatever gods need to hear this - I would do anything TO BE A GUEST JUDGE ON YOUR SHOW, RUPAUL *dies* So excited for the Australian season
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Every musician alive remembers the moment where they had to accept that they will try writing songs for an entire lifetime and never ever come even close to writing a song as good as the Ducktales theme tune
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I’ve referred to myself as having a “great and unmatched wisdom” before, but it’s usually in the middle of a manic episode when I also believe I have supernatural powers
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Yes actually I am allowed to eat pizza in bed for breakfast at 11:30 on my own because I'm 29 and anyway mum said I could
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IT’S TRUE MY GREATEST ROLE IS AS A VERY COMPASSIONATE CARTOON DOG
There’s new Bluey episodes on
@iTunes
today 💙 Including one of my favourite episodes with
@WASHINGTONx
, Calypso
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gets v existential trying to explain jogging to a 2year old. "Where they going?" No idea "why not walking?" No idea "is it fun?" Not really
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Hi everyone the world is probably ending so let’s get some music happening
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She’s free! Happy Batflowers day - May she bloom for you like she did for me. From my heart to yours, with love 🖤🖤🖤 PS: Pleased to announce I will be playing a show in Cairns on October 24. Tickets on sale Sep 4
Listen to 'Batflowers' the album here:
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Christmas Day is the only time I get to watch free to air television and may I just say WHAT THE HELL
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I would like to nominate this mouldy old piece of toast to be the new prime minister
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I'll start wearing colors other than black when they invent a color that's darker than black
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You can eat it from a can, you can eat it with a man, you can eat it from a bag, or under a rainbow flag 🏳️🌈
#eatshitlyle
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Hey guys what the fuck are we going to do about this trump situation pretty pumped about moving to Mars
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I’m over the moon to announce two shows at the Tivoli on the 12th+13th of September. Come! Dress fancy! I’m going to do all the songs from the album probably by myself or maybe with other people, too. Tickets on sale August 3 🖤🤍🎹🎬🎼 Enjoy this live rendition of Achilles Heart
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If you don't want me to pat your dog, don't bring it out onto the street being all furry and delicious.
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Anytime I leave a room shall henceforth be called a 'Megxit'
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If you shoot animals for sport/prize, or think it's ok,unfollow me, don't listen to my music,don't come to shows, I don't want you, you suck
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let’s normalize CONFIDENT STUTTERING or whatevs
'The King's Speech', Megan
@WASHINGTONx
and now US
#PresidentElect
@JoeBiden
are openly discussing speaking with a
#stutter
and the stigma attached.
#TheConversationHour
#podcast
@RichelleHunt
@SpeechPathAus
#SayAustralia
#AustralianSpeakEasyAssociation
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But hey
@PeterDutton_MP
where are you going to find anyone who would write an "anti gay marriage" song? 😂
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Literally every sword is a ‘double edged sword’. A single-edged sword is a ‘knife’.
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I was half expecting Mr G to come streaming out singing “Ecstasy, ecstasy”...
#ClosingCeremony
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As the clock strikes midnight tonight, hold your champagne glass to your ear to hear the echoes of all this year's broken dreams
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Roses are red, violets are blueb,
I want to go in the fucking fish tube
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You guys i'm singing the national anthem at the AFL Women's Grand Final tomorrow! This is really exciting
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Dear everyone everywhere, turn your goddamn keyboard clicks off, what is wrong with you
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Future historians are going to be incredulous that we actually discussed which bathroom transgender people should use
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Gentlemen: Lynx Africa may not be worn if you are over the age of 16. You smell like all my bad decisions
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How about when you order so much food to be delivered they give you three sets of cutlery because they think you're three people
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Breathe deeply. Focus. Turn your mind inward, find calm. Find stillness. Breathe. Let your body relax. Now, ask yourself: IS IT BIN NIGHT
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So I think the takeaway is that ppl are complex. A breathtaking performer, a son, a father, an actor, a beacon of creativity & - a pedophile. The more we are able to uncartoonify ourselves the better. Nobody is 2D, even the greatest of icons. Complex, difficult, humans. I’m sad
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