John Menerick
@W8MEJ
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Castro Valley, CA
Joined November 2023
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Why do hackers never get locked out of their houses? Because they always find a backdoor! But when one hacker lost his keys, he couldn't get in because the house implemented two-factor authentication. So, he stood there bc he lacked 1 thing every hacker needs: physical security.
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Why did the hacker refuse to jog outside?.Because he didn't want his packets to experience any more latency, and he didn't want anyone to sniff his route! Plus, let's be honest, his idea of a 'brute force attack' is trying to close a full suitcase.". #codingcardio
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Why don't hackers hide in the mountains? Because they can't resist finding new peaks to breach!.#HackerHumor #CyberSecurity #PeakPuns #TechLaughs #MountainHacking #BreachJokes #GeekyGags #ComedyCode #HacktivistHumor #DigitalMountaineer
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Why do hackers never get locked out of their own homes? Because they always find a backdoor!".#HackerHumor #Backdoor #CyberSecurity #TechJokes #LockPicking #InfoSec #HackerLife #PentestPuns #SecurityBreach #HomeHack
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Why did the hacker break up with the internet? Too many 'cookies' were coming between them!.#HackerHumor #TechBreakup #CookieConflict #InternetRelationships #CyberComedy #PrivacyPunchline #DataDating #EncryptionEndings #FirewallFunnies #DigitalDump
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Why did the hacker avoid the kitchen? Because they couldn't stand the heat of the passwords frying. After all, they much preferred to chill with the cool vibes of the encryption fridge.#HackerJokes #StayOutOfTheKitchen #PasswordFrying #EncryptionChill #CyberComedy #HackTheHeat
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Why don't hackers hide in the forest? Because the trees log everything!.#HackerHumor #GeekJokes #Logging #Privacy #CyberSecurity #TechLaughs #ComputerHumor #ForestryPuns #CodeComedy #TreeLogging
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Why don't hackers hide their treasures with a map? Because on the internet, X never, ever marks the spot. They use complex algorithms to encrypt their data, because the only treasure they're interested in is one pirates can't access: 'arrr'-rays of bytes!. #EncryptionJokes
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Why did the hacker break up with the internet? Well, they just didn't click; the network said it needed more space, and the hacker always felt like they weren't encrypting their true feelings. Plus, every time they wanted to get close, the firewall got in the way. #HackerJokes
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Why do hackers wear glasses? Because they can't C# without them! And you thought it was just to improve their 'visual' basic!. #hackers #glasses #Csharp #programminghumor #geekjokes #NerdLife #DevJokes #TechPuns #CoderHumor #VisualBasic
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Why did the hacker avoid the ocean? Because he didn't want to deal with phishers trying to steal his net-worth!. #HackerJokes #Phishing #CyberSecurity #NetWorth #OceanPuns #TechHumor #ProgrammerPuns #Phishers #InfoSecJokes #FunnyCode
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Why did the hacker avoid the kitchen? Because he didn't want to deal with cookies and cache!.#HackerJokes #CyberCookies #NoCache #TechHumor #AvoidingTheKitchen #FromBitsToBites #CookieCrumbles #DigitalDiet #HackTheSnack #CachelessChef
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