The brighter days are still ahead.

Very tempted to delete twitter finally

Your Doordash driver picks their nose before picking out your tomatoes btw

1 year ago vs. now That was a low self esteem, co-dependent, negative ass MF that I should look back on & hate… but then I see the growth I have made since then and how much more important those I surround myself with truly are. If you’re still here, I love you. Thank you. 🫶🏻

Oh this is my partner btw :33

They be popular the way they go elika nommen nommen nom on my dear old shiz fr fr

What if the Tin Woodsman had rusted in place with a boner?

Hoodie has been taken hostage. I have been claimed.

“You gonna fuck me good?” “Not rn babe we’re literally watching Bryan Danielson vs Will Ospreay @ Dynasty”

I have never been more drunk & high than I was last night without drinking water and I’m not hungover, I feel so fucking cheated 😭

The fucking Doritos bowl floats 😧😧😧

Start searching in ya cave, apostles

Man I love Loathe and premarital

Shoutout Haywire, real big fan of whatever the fuck that is

Heavy is the Evan that Cries with the Weight of a Thousand Tears (Finally seeing Loathe tn after 5 yrs of being a fan & missing them every time they’ve come)

Yeah I’m poly, poly gonna take a shit in the pit at Loathe tonight

Just realized I never posted these :)))

I did the lore drop on Alpha Wolf, Dealer & Aiden on them

Hehehe :)

Athleisure piss kink

I miss when I used to be able to put away two In N Out double doubles and now I can barely finish one 😭