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Andrew Bayles

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Developer, designer, movie aficionado, former DJ, amateur comedian, journeyman human being.

Houston, TX
Joined January 2009
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Andrew Bayles
10 years
You can go with this, or you can go with that.
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10 years
Best Not to Drive After GTA Five.
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Andrew Bayles
10 years
“The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.”. ― Marcus Aurelius.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Last night, got myself into trouble with somebody for my admission to a certain fondness for the Lannisters.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Dear @triangleears. My parents' dog has ears that are rounded off, to the extent that they no longer seem triangular. Explanation please.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
If you listen, you can almost hear the topography of the city reflected in the echoes of train horns at night, like sonar. This is beauty.
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11 years
". making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.". Andy.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Any day during which one both watches The Breakfast Club and has their new, super-slickly printed business cards delivered is a good day.
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11 years
Today witnessed a team of developers stage a fashion intervention for one of their own. Dogs and cats, living together.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
"I never enjoy the process of buying anything, but I get the impression that most Americans love it." Yes. And I love you, Chuck.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Wasn't sure I wanted kids until the couples behind me proved you can have both them and a life. They're shooting a Judd Apatow film here.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Not a subjective assessment; there's a perfect kilogram of salsa in Mexico to which all are compared via multinational panel. Tapatia wins.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
La Tapatia salsa is the best salsa.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
When single, you'll see babies, and then there are people 21 and up. High-schoolers don't exist outside of ordering food at Chili's.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Back behind the wheel of Blue Steel tomorrow. Old, blown-out woofers will never have sounded so good. First stop: Royal detailing treatment.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
I like to think that I would end up a *nice* rich asshole.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
Final Fantasy XIII: 60 GB. If you laid all those bytes end-to-end, you'd have enough to make you ask when the fuck it'd be done downloading.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
It's been fun -- better sensory input, more REM sleep, remembering dreams. Tho it appears I'm now in the snapping-at-people stage. #nicotine.
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Andrew Bayles
11 years
ANDY: It's down there, and I'm in here. I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
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