I made my own

Gm frens. I gotta walk teh dog.

It's another Mellow Monkey Monday in Mellow March and Monkey is feeling mellow and mighty while meditating most marvelously. May your Monday be mellow, my friends.

gm frens…

It's a beautiful Serene Saturday in Mellow March. Stay serene and have a great day, friends.

When you grow up without a scrub-daddy:

I found a job I really really want and applied, they are saying they are reviewing my application I have plenty of experience for the position too, god willing I'll get it 🙏

Shrek has been modded into Resident Evil Requiem.

Slowly take a deep breath in. Slowly breathe it out. Relax.

Gm frens it's my bday

TikTok has now officially banned the hashtag goyslop. I wonder why.

Epstein reportedly got Congress to cancel funding for a scientist named Stanley Pons who was researching cold fusion and getting results according to leaked mails Epstein influenced Congress to kill his funding, and other scientists discredited him by trying to recreate his work

https://t.co/Tgi6cprhHR

Lmao

The message that resonated with Texas Democrats in the eyes of Jasmine Crockett fans:

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He

KAREN', trailer revealed You play as a "Karen" and destroy a shopping mall

https://t.co/GK88Yxv7jT

https://t.co/JUSMmpyaei

I may be just a dog shit scooping wrestling enthusiast wigger, but inside.. inside, im the saddest cowboy that ever rode

March's full moon, the Worm Moon, is here. It signals the arrival of spring. This year, it also briefly becomes a "Blood Moon," tinged red during the lunar eclipse.