
Vishnu
@vishnu
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Almost certainly not the Vishnu you're looking for.
Joined March 2007
RT @StartupArchive_: "I think the right initial metric is “do any users love our product so much they spontaneously tell other people to us….
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RT @TempletonThomas: Excited to be able to share what the team has been working on. Meet Square Handheld
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RT @devonzuegel: The semicolon was the pretentious punctuation mark of the 2010s; the em dash has been the pretentious punctuation mark of….
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RT @holland_tom: “Both the embroidery on the jackets and the hem-stitching with mother-of-pearl inlay on the trains had been grossly overdo….
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RT @Big_Lebowskript: [Lebowski]: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll ask you again: did I urinate on your rug? https://t….
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RT @svaneksmith: It's getting-charged-on-the-sidewalk-by-large-cockroaches season in New York again 🪲.
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“Writers learn to avoid expressing thoughts. that might be controversial with the group and hurt their numbers. In the most successful cases, the cultivation of followers becomes an end in itself and takes the place of actual writing.”.
theatlantic.com
A writer who’s afraid to tell people what they don’t want to hear has chosen the wrong trade.
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"Oxford-educated. Obsessed with serial killers, “Serial,” and cereal. I’m a big list-maker. Yes, I’ve read the “Comma Sutra,” but I only bend one way, so please don’t ask.".
newyorker.com
I, Semicolon, come from two dysfunctional independent clauses who would stick me in the middle of everything.
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, nobody can cheat this triangle."
Myself and @glassesattached are announcing that #everyframeapainting has officially ended. Here's the script to the final unmade video.
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"21. Recount your most forgettable moment.". http://t.co/rePkMjwndI.
damemagazine.com
The 36 questions guaranteed to repel an inappropriate suitor.
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"Also, as you can see, my hair looks like spun gold.". http://t.co/dQiUfWbMfi.
newyorker.com
A group of gorgeous, ethnically diverse young women mill about. Jamie, a girl-next-door type, stands at a lectern and bangs a gavel to get their attention.
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"6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know". http://t.co/F6HarLSUQQ.
mcsweeneys.net
7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals are Like Communism The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do to Ruin The World 8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary of ...
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