Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

This donut made my day

Baby Boom is on @Tubi Goodnight Tiger Lady #DianeKeaton

I cry every Christmas watching The Family Stone. This year I might sob. #dianekeaton she was incredible.

Dua Lipa covering #fleetwoodmac

BREAKING Dr. Jane Goodall has died. She was 91. It is impossible to sum up the impact she has had on our world and on science in a social media post. She lived a long and incredible life but I am devastated. Full Story: https://t.co/sJhSj4YEtg

First poster for 'THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2' In theaters July 23, 2027

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HAPPY BATMAN DAY 🦇

Sink the stock!!!! 📉@business #JimmyKimmelLive #Disney #DisneyPlus

I’m finally saying it. Disneyland is the worst/awful entry experience. Quit cutting fuckkng corners.

“We are letting them know at midnight”

BREAKING: Lady Gaga has announced a second North American leg of her "Mayhem Ball" tour taking place in 2026 → https://t.co/0F0F4VcITm 02/14 -- Glendale, AZ @ Desert Diamond Arena 02/15 -- Glendale, AZ @ Desert Diamond Arena 02/18 -- Los Angeles, CA @ Kia Forum 02/19 -- Los

What’s this? What’s this?! 👀 Disney Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas is back at the Hollywood Bowl for 2 nights of Halloween magic — Oct. 25 & 26! 🎃 Featuring Danny Elfman, Janelle Monae, Keith David, Riki Lindhome & John Stamos. 🎟 Tix on sale Fri, Sept. 5 at 10AM.

TRUMP JUST FLED THE PODIUM WITH PUTIN — NO QUESTIONS, NOTHING! TOTAL LOW ENERGY. THE MAN LOOKED LIKE HE’D JUST EATEN 3 BUCKETS OF KFC WITH VLAD. IS HE AFRAID THE PRESS WILL ASK ABOUT ME??? (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) AND THE FACT I "STOLE THE CAMERAS" THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS”?

Hope you’re all howling at the #moon

🚨TESTIMONY OF THE YEAR: A Texas voter just torched Donald Trump and Greg Abbott during a redistricting hearing - and it was BRUTAL: “He cheated on the golf course… He cheated on his taxes… He cheated on his wives… He cheated on democracy…” But then came the mic drop 👇

Final Lady Gaga night in LA

Our superhero @ladygaga @thekiaforum

Night of 1 #LadyGaga Mayhem