Viking Tower
@Viking_Tower
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Pillaging a village near you. President and founder of Adults Against Adulting
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Welcome to Twitter.
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My son Dax painted this for my birthday and I love it so much I wanted to share it
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There is someone right now begging the universe for the life you have. Begging.
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Someone made fun of the way I look, on Twitter, today.
Please be considerate of my privacy during this difficult time.
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Someone unfollowed me today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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When I take my hair out of the braids... I look like the Viking Kenny G?
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You know how to tell there is intelligent life in the universe?
They haven't tried to contact us.
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I'm selling pictures of my feet in case anyone has a Fred Flintstone fetish
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Its okay to say gay. It's okay to be yourself and express who you are.
#vikingtower
#saygay
#Gay
My son Dax (14) approves of this message.
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Someone dropped in my DMs and said something rude. I ignored them. They proceeded to tell me how I'm not a star or special.
How's your Tuesday?
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The awkward moment when you're talking to an old man and then he tells you he's two (2) years older than you.
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Someone disagreed with a tweet of mine, today. They tweeted me 3 times that they disagreed.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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I'd like to thank all of the fat bottom girls for making the rockin' world go round
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The hardest thing about life for me is trusting people.
Does anyone else struggle?
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Have you ever felt a physical ache and need for someone?
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Send me some good vibes. I have an important event today and could use the love and light.
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If you are funny or interesting and have great content, say hi so I can follow you.
I like weirdos and fools.
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Being attractive does not make you good in bed.
I said what I said.
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I bought a bag of sugar and poured some on me and it's not as sexy as the song suggests
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When Dax takes my braids out and I magically become Viking Kenny G
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@craigo001
If heaven is full of you people, I'll take my chances.
Then I tell them Hell is a modern construct and was never a valid or common message in the first century church. It's a tool to manipulate and control people who won't study or think for themselves. I could go on lol
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Good news: I'm going to drink too much at this years Holiday work party and have sex with my boss.
Bad news: I'm self employed
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Would you move thousands of miles away from home for love?
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Being a giant is a real struggle. It's not the first door handle and won't be the last...
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My kids send this to online creeps and say, "this is my dad". Feel free to use.
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Someone followed me, unfollowed me, and followed me again and THEN unfollowed me.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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You know what's hot?
Waking up with someone you absolutely fucking adore in every way.
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I benched 315lb for 8 reps yesterday at 50 yo and I thought all of you should know "old man strength" is real
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Let's normalize men telling each other they love them. Support each other Warrior Kings!
#vikingtower
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Someone called my beard, "hillbilly" and said I'd probably look decent without it.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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Sitting in my truck looking for my keys when I discovered they were in the ignition and the truck is on. I'm fine.
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Dax drew this for my Birthday today, even tho I explicitly asked to be cash app'd.
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Sex is great but have you ever been seen, really seen and loved for who you are?
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What are you thinking about?
Me: Socks are just panties for your feet
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My Viking Pirate vest is complete for my role in "Where Did the Rum Go". Share this so I can get a pirate movie role 👀
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The indescribable ache you feel when you miss someone with your mind and your body
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When you have an entire drawer of single socks so you just go with it...
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I launched my Adults Against Adulting merch. I will be adding poetry and other items weekly. I appreciate your support!
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This place is full of poets and prisoners.
Writing on the walls in hopes that someone, somewhere, will read and understand that we are here, we were here.
Tormenting trolls with grotesque graffiti holding their tiny keyboard shanks lying in wait.
Unshakable, we write.
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Who wants a Viking as the Governor of Florida?
I'm Viking Tower, and I approve this message.
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Good morning to everyone who wishes we could drink coffee from the skulls of our enemies
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Over a 1000 people like my masturbation tweet and you just can't beat that
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I miss the days when I didn't know how stupid my neighbors are.
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Be kind. Be caring. People are hurting and the world is in chaos. A smile or encouraging words does make a difference.
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Reese's Cups are sexier than M&M's.
I won't be taking follow up questions.
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I lost a follower because I'm, "too positive".
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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You lifted me.
Today did not go well. I left disappointed and exhausted. Many of you sent encouragement, making a positive difference in my life. I am grateful for your kindness and love.
You matter. Simple gestures carry power.
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I'm at the stage in life where I fantasize about going to sleep at night
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I got dressed to do yard work and I was about to go outside when a terrible storm blew in.
Thank the gods.
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"Maybe you're not an over thinker. Maybe you're just a thinker and everyone else is under thinking", I think to myself.
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