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Beer Drinker, Biriyani Gorger, Bengaluru & Mysuru Lover, Unpaid Cricket Commentator, Discus Troller. Tramps Theatre Artist. Punny, Funny and now a Daddy
Bangalore/Mysore
Joined August 2010
Visits Europe for 10 days and buys a book to learn basic local phrases. Lives in Bangalore for 10 years and says only "Kannad Gothilla"
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Imagine being a 30 year old mental b!tch celebrating that some 15 year old kid who has not seen world enough is calling herself a ProudR in her bio. This is called grooming. She has single handedly destroyed Indian feminism and no one is going to take feminism seriously now.
Little girls are called randi by their fathers and mothers in our country. Little boys watch their mothers being called Randi by their fathers. Why do you think so many men openly write randi in comment sections on the internet? Because they’ve learned it from their
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Most useless western concept to be implemented in India. Have seen people washing everything except their arse here.
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Jail alli 5G Bhagya
Shocker! ISIS operative gets a smart phone inside Bengaluru Central Jail. A video of Zuhab Hameed Shakeel Manna using his smart phone inside his cell has emerged. He was arrested by the NIA for raising funds, radicalising youth & sending them to Syria to join ISIS. He can even be
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Being gay is normal, but not common. Hope you realise the difference between both. At the same time, who bangs who should be none of anyone's concern.
Being lesbian or gay isn’t normal, but what someone does in their private life is their choice. If one wants treatment, that’s up to them. However, promoting LGBT as something good is a mental disorder. Harmanpreet kept her life private & I fully support her for that.
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While you guys fight over language and region, @nikhilkamathcio is out there funding young entrepreneurs, growing wealth for investors, inspiring young, middle aged, old entrepreneurs , dating desirable women, all before turning 40 while wondering what the first crush felt like
So a mangalorean gonna be the owner of Kannada Team😂🔥
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Uncle got post nut clarity
More and more Indians travelling abroad and realizing they are being made fools of in India.
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Random Rsddy uncle in Banaswadi loffing in the corner of their 8BHK sitting on a gold sofa, drinking Blue Label while reading this tweet.
to become seriously successful, you must nearly die
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This looks like a classic example of "ಹೆಸರು ನಂದು, ಬಸಿರು ನಿಂದು"
Thank you PM Shri @NarendraModi Ji for flagging off the Bengaluru-Ernakulam Vande Bharat Express. Under the leadership of PM Modi, connectivity and infrastructure have been growing at an unprecedented pace. The route connects key commercial and IT centres in Kerala, Tamil Nadu,
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When you've not played Truth or Dare in younger days
My favourite genre of person is — "Girl sitting on the table next to us at Bob's". Last night some girl approached my friend to take a picture of her and her friends - and then gave us a full Filter Coffee Cheesecake to say thank you.. & im not even surprised bcs that's j how
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Major Majestic maal feels
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Difference between marketer and founder. Former optimises for this and latter optimises for capital
Stop disabling COD when you’re early-stage and starting your e-commerce business Your job as a founder right now is to learn, not optimise You want to have as many customer interactions as possible Treat COD failure/RTO as an opportunity to strengthen your backend systems to
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Does FAF mean Fit AF
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Perfect soundtrack 😁
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When you start to wonder if Modi will be there for one more term, tweets like this give you a confirmation
Modi hain toh mumkin hain
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Will be fun if he buys it and RCB goes IPO. Stocks will go up whenever Kohli hits a 6
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This is like writing to the Vice Chancellor because one of the internals had a tough question paper.
North Karnataka’s sugarcane farmers are in distress. Despite our best efforts, the issue demands Central intervention. I have sought an urgent meeting with Hon’ble Prime Minister Shri @narendramodi to resolve the crisis in the interest of our farmers and rural economy. I am
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I know this is fake news but want it to be true
🚨 Nikhil Kamath, co-founder of Zerodha, is reportedly among the top contenders to buy Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) The team is currently up for sale by United Spirits!
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No, you worthless commie psycho. This is my country, Brazil. A socialist shithole.
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