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โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆโ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด๐ฆ, @ofcharmedsoul?
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Joined October 2017
Hm.
Posting this in the wake of avoiding home. ๐
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Mhmโฆ Iโve got my eye on you.
My intentions are purely innocent I assure you.
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[Squints.] Yet, somehow, youโre doing it.
Flirting?! No, no. Wouldnโt know the first thing about flirting.
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You know children all their lives and they think they can pull one over on you.
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Mhm. You must think Iโm blind to not see youโre flirting with her more than being a good friend.
Iโm just trying to be a good friend to your niece.
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Tread very carefully. Sheโs my niece.
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They were born six steps behind, they'll never guess right.
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22 days
or my nosy children.
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Always keep the haters guessing.
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22 days
what can i say, i keep a varied schedule.
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Iconic of you to host breakfast and lunch during the day then step out at an awards show in the evening.
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A. Men.
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23 days
sunday advice with yours truly . โ
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The Devil never appears where there is the light and love of God. Have you ever seen our mothers in the same room together?
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1 month
so as long as mine doesn't show up.
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Say God one more time and my mother will be coming up here to rinse your mouth out with soap.
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1 month
.. god forbid I want to celebrate valentine's day.
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You literally married a black cat, knew this going in, and is still reacting this way when she, surprise, surprise, acts like a black cat.
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because ma femme is a multifaceted grinch who hates joy and whimsy and being spoiled when it's my marriage given right.
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My list grows by the minute some days, and today is one of those days.
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