Just got off the phone with Father McQuarters. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bush blah. And then he hung up.

We played at Jasper Boyce which, as everyone knows, has an athletic field not much better than a vacant lot with weeds. And this is a private, college preparatory high school in Jasper Woods, one of the wealthiest communities in LA County. And they beat our asses bad, 51-7!!

0-4. We played at Jasper Boyce. Our ass? Handed to us. The BelMar Moos? About a half a dozen, squealing and baying, hung around my car as I was leaving. I call the BelMar parents the “Moos” because to me, when they bitch, p*ss and moan, it’s like a lot of cows mooing and yowling

We’re 0-3. Yea! Oh yea!

2025 BelMar Slaughterhouse Sept 12 @ Love Village Sept 19 Vs BugEyed. Sept 26 @ Monk Key Prep Oct. 3. Vs Jaspar Boyce Oct 10. Vs Wipperwill Oct 17. @ Bishop Newberry Oct 24 @ Load Oct 31 Vs Blue Moon Tech

Pete Rose gambled on baseball which was …… oh, you know what, I don’t care. Rose could’ve paid his own pitchers four figures a game to throw the ball into the stands on every pitch so he could clean up betting on the opposing team and it wouldn’t matter two mouse farts to me.

Here’s my take on the F1 The Movie. Brad Pitt’ll become the champion. A good friend will die in a crash. A bad guy driver will cause the crash, like a Max Verstappen type. A beloved guy will retire. They’ll win the championship for his ass. Just healthy helpings of horseshit

This way out guy, Dr. Wayne Dorkamanda suggested on the Henry show that the real downfall and decay of man is dancing. I told him I danced from town to town as a young man to get money for food while I looked for coaching jobs. He looked at me like he needed a can of bug spray

I haven’t X’ed in a while because, frankly I’m drinking. Maybe a little to much

Very grateful to fill in for Phil Hendrie today on his show. However, my interview with Stephen Bosell @StephenBosell went sideways a bit. This exchange took place: “Bosell: “If you get a boner around the wrong nun … Me: There’s trouble? Bosell: Yes there is. There’s trouble.”

Aw F*** it.

My wife’s name is Lorraine. She took that name to distance herself from the Mugget Christman cult where her given name was Lovewoman. I called her Mandy/Mindy as a gag, ripping off Dr Jim Sadler calling his wife Mindy/Mandy. I, to differentiate myself, called my wife Mandy/Mindy.

Lovewoman’s mother, Berdeldee, belched after a communal dinner one night and the entire group, some 25 people, immediately dropped to their knees in prayer, putting their hands on Berdeldee and pleading with heaven, tears in their eyes, not to roast her. I was there.

She got the name Lovewoman because of the sect of Christianity she grew up in. These people were followers of Dr Mugget Christman. Look him up. They believed that, literally, inelegant social manner could send you to hell.

Yea my wife’s name is Lovewoman and no it’s not “ethnic.”Boy, some of you people go right to the race thing. She’s a white woman. Raised in a staunchly Christian home. I married her, in part, because I needed the influence of her Christian family. I mean I was on my way to hell.

Lovewoman and I have lived in Oilman Canyon since I first went to work at Belmar. I’m not letting the fires take our cabin. I’ve been drinking Bulleit and watching channel 19 since Wednesday night. If the fire gets close, I take a drink and scream “Aaaeeeaa!!” It’s working.

November 5, 2024. Night of the Mentally Dead

Boy, Hendrie needs to back all the political stuff down. These Trump fans have got, I mean, tender asses. I get it but it’s gonna mess him up with a lot of these people that are almost dead. Key demo. I kid. Kinda

It’s one thing to be bothered by a cat staring at you and another thing entirely to be so upset by that cat staring at you you run to your truck, bury your face in your hands and weep, your shoulders heaving. What I just described was what Steve Boze does and what he is.

I’m on the Hendrie show today talking about dancing for food and money during my early coaching years. And then Hendrie and his panel of jackass…..I better shut up…and his “panel comments.”