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Ventchat. Secret Santa. no one’s ever seen a gorilla penis
Joined October 2021
SECRET SANTA 2023 SIGNUPS HO HO HO, THIS YEAR I’VE GOT A FULL SLEIGH AND EVEN FULLER BALLS: https://t.co/4YiMw1fpWU
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I’m in Korea hitting the aunties with my best BULGOGI JUSEYOOOoooOo KAMSAHAMNIDA 🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼
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I was just in the shower and realized we didn’t do Secret Santa this year. I failed. I didn’t open this app for an extended period. Perhaps it was for the best, with the show on hiatus and all. I’m going to put on those 3 good songs Creed made and air-drum through the tears.
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someone post that picture of the guy next to fen on the airplane getting hit with noxious gas
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Got a little bit of food poisoning here in Mexico. I have eaten wild shit with abandon for years, but we are officially on #shartwatch for the next few days. Here’s to hoping I don’t slip up and spray the inside of my boxer briefs. diarrhea
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I’m at this Japanese curry place. The chef and owner is the green power ranger from the original series in Japan.
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I’m eating at the Mexican version of Waffle House. $5 breakfast. Sadly no truckers or crying drunks though
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Mike Tyson is only 2 days younger than my dad. What a fuckin machine.
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Alabama and Oh*o are the two shittiest states in the country and the world is better for their sports-induced suffering. You’re welcome. I have $24k in student loan debt to the University of Michigan but Jesus H Christ thank god I’m not from those shitholes.
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All people have been sent their secret santa matches. If you didn't get yours, hit me up.
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JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING, RING-TING-TINGLING TOOOOO COME ON IT'S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER, VISHNUUUUUU
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If you fucked up and didn’t fill out this fuckin form but meant to, I am GRANTING YOU AMNESTY to fill it out FULLY before 8AM EASTER GOTTDAMN STANDARD TIME tomorrow morning. AMNESTY! https://t.co/kX3LcvDKHf
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