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ྀིྀ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ PLATONIC SELFSHIPPER ๋࣭ ⭑⚝ EDDIE ( ≧ᗜ≦) ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 17 🍰 https://t.co/idhEdqJtyn I LOVE MY BIG BUDDY ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝💗
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THE LOONEY TUNES????.
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thread of all the anti lesbian rainbow dash images i can find
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me when i get a new fixation and it actually lasts a year
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Do you're friends randomly become super religious out of nowhere ???
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THE SAME 5 TWEETS. THE SAME 5 TWEETS. THE 5 BIG TWITTER ACCOUNTS TWEET THE SAME 5 TWEETS.
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this meme pisses me off she fixes broken toys what the fuck are you expecting her to do
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this scene is really weird because every single thing that they wrote about brian is absolutely correct but for some reason they chose the worst possible character they could've chose to say it
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*sigh*
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THEY STOPPED MESSAGING ME FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS AND THEN SEND ME THIS HELLO??????????
Do you're friends randomly become super religious out of nowhere ???
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this exact thing happened in american dad once
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i tried looking for gifs of this show to send a friend because of this tweet and there were so many incest gifs😭.
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what are they feeding hazbin fans
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i like the implication that only non-binary people can wear glasses.
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"WHY NOT WHY WONT YOU MAKE A SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA TROLLS THREAD"
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whats with conservative cartoons and consistently doing a terrible job at making right wingers look good and left wingers look bad.like he dead ass got pissy over rainbow beer and his daughter is just kinda chilling.
“The South Park of 𝕏”.“Legalize humor!!” 😂. Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk . 👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!
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What the fuck is this minecraft commercial why did he do that😭
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i like that jesus's face suggest he did some major fuck up and like killed riley or something and all the emotions look equally scared of jesus and whatever he did.
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theres also this
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what even was antisepticeye
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why are 6 characters doing the same fucking pose
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me when i find oomf in the same discord server i'm in
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fake family guy fans piss me off HE LITERALLY GOT IN A CHICKEN FIGHT WITH TRUMP
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what media are you like this with
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these are so stupid man how is "door" and "shopping bag" incest.
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why do hazbin memes from the actual show look and feel exactly like they came from 2014 when the show came out in 2024.
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LMFAO?????
“The South Park of 𝕏”.“Legalize humor!!” 😂. Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk . 👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!
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it's funny to me how fucking peter griffin of all characters is one of the few characters to just. directly state their sexuality if that makes sense (this made more sense in my head help).
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I'm crying Weezer exists in the DuckTales universe and it's name is Geezer😭
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this episode fucked me up actually because what do you mean lois has spent so long feeling unloved by peter that she's become emotionally dependent on being sexualized and it's why she starts intentionally trying to turn joe on when he watches her through the window.
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what do you mean tiktok thinks squidbob is proshit
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name a bigger downgrade
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look at this video someone posted in a discord server im in😭😭😭
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sometimes i think hazbin hotel actually came out in 2010 and we all just tricked ourselves into thinking it was recent.
anyone who post this photo is getting blocked this shit makes me feel sick i hate it so much
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reminder that pinkie pie is canonically a member of the beatles
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doomed yuri
“The South Park of 𝕏”.“Legalize humor!!” 😂. Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk . 👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!
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Anytime my friends start venting to me I'm scared I'll look like this
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twilight sparkle canonically can do this and it's just never explained or showed again
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what the FUCK is THAT???
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is she like. a reverse self shipper
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does anyone else have a big interest in old youtube horror or is that just me
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why can mouthwashing fans not think of anya outside of her trauma😭.
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THE URN??THIS IS EVIL
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me when i make a tweet designed for oomf to interact with and they don't
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Today I learned Steven canonically doesn't have a social security number.
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They were already religious before but recently they took a fucking 180.
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why do conservatives have a weird beef with consent
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this is shit
“The South Park of 𝕏”.“Legalize humor!!” 😂. Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk . 👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!
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when u follow someone because they have similar interest/hobbies to you but they never follow back
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when the show itself hates your favorite character
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pov you're informing your mutuals they follow someone problematic
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not even stan smith fw trump😭
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who the fuck was making these
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I WAS LOOKIJG FOR PONY MEMES ON PINTEREST AND???
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the real scene is so fucking awful and forced who the fuck sees their idol and goes "look it's j.k rowling author of the harry potter books" in that tone.
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"my uncle broke his neck making a do you really wanna lose all this and go back to the dark place where we had nothing thread"
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WHAT THE FYUCK HAPPENED
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can i just say this is the coolest fucking billboard ever made and we need more cool billboards
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*starts qrting singing killed my grandma threads with "not funny" "*nerd emoji" "didn't laugh once"*
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pattern recognition test
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"BECAUSE MAKING A SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA TROLLS THREAD KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY!?"
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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I really love the German Name for The Simpsons
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@1MJU5T4N4L13N not to mention he gets pissed at me for saying "the lords name in vein" or something meanwhile he CONSTANTLY fucking "used it in vein".
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@npdnowen LIKE. HE HAS A JOB, HE GOES TO BOATING SCHOOL, HE LIVES ON HIS OWN, THE FUCKING WRITERRS ARE SQUIDBOB SHIPPERS.
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I love the direction Meg is taking in new Family Guy where she's just a fucking badass bitch like oh my god she's so cool now.
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"BRANCH THE TWEET LEFT YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE"
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does anyone think francine kinda rocks the lois fit
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SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA-MA NOOOO
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i'm gonna cry someone sent me a really tiny peter griffin
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I like how it's just normal to leave Meg out of these kinds of Family Guy Redraw art
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deviantart is so funny
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i thought i was free from this till i remembered
When the worst person you know draws your favorite character
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IF FAMILY IS FOREVER THEN GUY MUST BE A LIE
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thank you lgbtq+ ally ben hopkins from hoops
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add a pony who's just. an asshole. Like they aren't some evil antagonist or a misunderstood person who has a tragic past. just make them be an ass for no reason.
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*branch getting a hit tweet*
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Remember when the IRL Dan Mandel tried to make a transphobic comic about dan thinking he had a vaginal disease where the joke was supposed to be "dan thinks he has a uterus" or something but accidentally ended up just confirming the trans dan headcanon
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this show is called friendship is magic do you seriously believe applejack would be racist.
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"How did making a singing killed my grandma thread kill your grandma?. What fandom was it about?"
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isn't this meme like from 2011 or something what is it doing here
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