LETS GOOOOOO. BANG. THE VALLEY REIGN CONTINUES. OWEN DEASE YOU ARE AMAZING. The supposed number 1 team “Illinois State” are absolute frauds and were finally exposed by a real valley program. Lfg. Roll beacs!

Game day at the ARC! Let’s continue our valley reign against the Redbirds. We need to beat them because that idiot Connor Burns is rather stupid and is one of the most annoying fans ever. Let’s go Beacons! Also, field goals are hard ig.

LETS GO. VALLEY RUNS THROUGH VALPO. Feels good to finally get a win and prove our dominance in this league. Everyone else in the league should be scared from here on out. JT Pettigrew looked great today. Time to keep the train rolling. LFG.

It’s time to win a fucking basketball game. Chance number 3 to start our valley reign. I’ve been told by sources that former Venezuelan “President” Nicolás Maduro is a UIC fan so we have to win. Also, why are these valley schedule makers putting a bunch of games on Friday. Stupid

Sounds like the issue is that everyone sucks besides Dease.

Saw we lost. Not surprised. I’m starting to get concerned. What was the issue for those who watched?

HAPPY NEW YEARS! It’s time for some Valpo basketball. We must win today, as we are playing the traitor and terrorist by the name of Isaiah Stafford. This game must be won. Southern Illinois really isn’t good. I will miss all of the game due to a flight. Go Beacons!

I could only watch the second half so if I missed anything else, please lmk

Valpo can never win these games ever. ZERO TOP 100 KENPOM WINS SINCE 2016. If anyone else other than Owen Dease would’ve shown up on offense we would’ve won. 3-23 from range is laughable. Better get the win on Thursday against the traitor and terrorist.

ITS GAME DAY AFTER THE WEEK LONG BREAK. We absolutely own UNI so this should be an easy win. Side note, I’m out of town and unable to watch but will try to post after the game. Throw back Monday to when we upset UNI in Arch Madness last season:

Merry Christmas to all, especially all the wonderful Valpo fans! Roll beacs

It appears we don’t know how to close out games quite yet. Wasted an incredible game by Owen Dease. Hope Chaney had fun ball watching instead of boxing out.

VALPOS VALLEY REIGN STARTS TODAY. Valpo vs Murray State at 1pm. Lock tf in. Since it’s valley play now, turn the tv on at 12:45 to get ready. Not even Ja and his weapons problems can help Murray State today. Go Beacons!

Not a terrible game. Bad start to the game and second half is what hurt us. Liked the fight and I really thought Brody Whitaker had a great game. Would be nice to have more than one competent point guard. No Joe Vick😭

Happy game day! Attempt number 3 to shock the nation. Valpo vs Northwestern at 7. ValpoFanZone dictator @Vale_O_Paradise (aka Aidan) has indicated I don’t know basketball. That’s simply untrue. I will be in attendance tonight! Also, this is a Justus McNair appreciation post.

Great first half, very bad second half. It was awesome seeing more fans in the ARC tho. McNair scores 15 and is benched in the second half which makes no sense. A 5 hour rebounding practice is needed as well. Northwestern on Tuesday.

ITS GAMEDAY. Big opportunity for the Beacons to expose this UNCW team. They don’t play any real competition like Valpo does. 2pm start time so remember to turn the game on at 1:50 and practice your shooting form. ICYMI, here’s Joe Vick with the Grit chain:

BANG. JOE VICK. THE GOAT. I LOVE JOE VICK! VALPO WINS!

If you’re still frustrated about Tuesday, don’t be. THE TRAIN IS RUNNING STRONG. Valpo vs Calumet at 2pm. Even I will be there so you all should too. LETS GO

Bruh wtf was that. Given a bunch of hope all game and then Mark Brown just crushed our dreams with his phenomenal 1-10 performance. Also devil rims on the free throws. Marquette hit the rim 5 times on each made free throw. Good team effort overall (minus mark brown). Go Beacons