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Val Katayev

@ValKatayev

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Immigrant. Started at $0. Bootstrapped to $100M+ in profits & exits. Funded $1.7B of credit. Serial entrepreneur in adtech, music, fintech, jewelry, SaaS, RE.

New York, USA
Joined May 2012
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@ValKatayev
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3 years
I've generated over $1 billion in sales using ONE strategy. Used it in every recession - 2000, 2009, and 2020. I've never shared it publicly before. This thread might make you a millionaire.
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Looks like the company paused sales, thus the reason for the massive drop. I’d be curious to see how the rebrand is doing though pre-pause.
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We might see another massive asset value boom. Stock market at all time highs . Inflation is in check at 2.4% (very healthy). All while fed rate is at 4.5% (about the norm in recent decades) . The current administration wants the fed rate at 1% 🤯 and doing everything in their.
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For what it’s worth, if I had to go back and pick one, I’d take the Lakers too. A lot more fun.
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Jaguar sales down 97%. Maybe it’s time for the UNDO button?
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While the Lakers look like one of the greatest financial trades ever…. in reality the SP500 still outperformed it by $3.7B!
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When in Japan, being extra polite is contagious.
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Zohran is a liar. He wants to "match NJ" corporate tax. The truth is, in his plan the tax in NYC is 20% vs NJ 9%. Here's the breakdown of what taxes would look like with his proposal. The fact and the truth is, total corporate taxes in NYC are already WAY higher than NJ which
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Running a SaaS co is so different than any other business I’ve ran. Very expensive out of the gate but the predictability of the revenue makes it so much easier plan. Love it.
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Communist NYC should adopt communal glasses like the ones I remember. One of my memories from Soviet Union is that everyone shared one glass at an outdoor soda vending machine. There would be a glass, and a rinser. You put the glass, press button to rinse with cold water
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I guess tribal justice will work well with gov owned supermarkets.
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He wants removal of NYPD to install tribal justice into high crime neighborhoods. I guess that worked out well in Afghanistan.
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He wants removal of NYPD to install tribal justice into high crime neighborhoods. I guess that worked out well in Afghanistan.
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RT @ValKatayev: I grew up in the former Soviet Union with memories of government owned supermarkets looking like this. Now it’s 2025 and….
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I grew up in the former Soviet Union with memories of government owned supermarkets looking like this. Now it’s 2025 and watching people eat up NYC’s probable new mayor talking about government owned supermarkets to reduce food costs. These supermarkets make 1.6% net margin.
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What era was the easiest to be an entrepreneur? . 1990s.2000s.2010s.2020s.
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The new Top Gun movie feels appropriate tonight though 😂.
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Animal Kingdom just dropped on Netflix. That was a great series if you haven’t watched it. (Saw it years ago) . Anything good to watch?.
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RT @ValKatayev: When a 100 cement trucks are about to pour into our Brooklyn development project.
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Buying a 2 year call option on this.
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When a 100 cement trucks are about to pour into our Brooklyn development project.
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Real Estate X. I have been developing luxury condos in Brooklyn NY. Closing on another piece of land in Williamsburg this month. Who's THE expert to run an analysis of Condos vs Rentals true IRRs? I ask because of City of YES changed the outcomes and I need an expert to give.
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