Sick!

It's a rare night when both the ABS and CEL are not on. Time to turn up! #turnup #vwprobs #dublife

My car rattle, shakes, and vangs like a gotdamn ricer. #FML

I think my AC pulley is rattlin'round. OH JOY! #vwprobs

My title should read, "come with me on my wonderful journey, as my MKIV finds more ways to screw me." Yeah, I like that... #vwprobs #dublife

@VWProbs hell yeah dude hahaha http://t.co/mVkc4xjSNG

Damn.

Yaaah

When my CEL pops off randomly, cause it's always on, my car seems to run like a racecar... Like it's tricking itself into think its broken

Damn ABS light now too, FUCK!

Amber lights for days.....

A clean Jetta is a happy Jetta #StillBroken @VWProbs

C'est la vie.

If a type 1 (a bug) is in front of you, going faster than you, something is wrong... Stupid traffic.

My CEL is playing peek-a-boo with me... #dublife #vwprobs

So did my CEL light just burn out, or did my car just fix itself?!

Who the hell vinyl wraps or paints/dips an older kia/hyundai matte black?! Ugly car.

Vw horns honk on fleek, perfect pitch. Weird tweet, I know.