📻 Good evening, listeners. Welcome to VTBR Radio 69.9, where the news is fake, the drama is comforting, and the laughs are absolutely real. We bonk twitter drama with fake drama!

When a city of VTubers organizes Secret Santa, expect chaos! Swapped addresses, mismatched gifts—one guy named Steve now owns ALL the plushies. New lore unlocked!

Secret Santa VTuber edition gone wrong! Viewers receiving doxxing photos on Twitter, package rerouting, and ghosted by their own Secret Santa. Whoops!

Secret Santa fail on stream? 😬 Three steps to avoid total chaos: 1) Mumble the name. 2) Declare familial adoption. 3) Launch a Grandma Cinematic Universe bit ASAP!

Poopmas chaos! 🤣 Outfit reveals ruined, tears flowing, and the council demands gifted subs for every poop mist tree. Holiday fiscal responsibility, anyone?

Feeling Oshi-taxed this holiday? Log off, drink cocoa, and watch something unhinged. Your oshi needs you around in January! Even Christmas can be patch notes. Midnight Toe signing off!

Corpos are cashing in with limited-edition Poopmas merch, while Indies are making scuffed "I survived" stickers. The holidays hit different depending on who's printing the presents.

03 Crest of LOVE ❤ Sora & Piyomon (brought back the "cool girl" from the original 99 version bc they only did her dirty in later seasons by making her "too girly" #ピヨモン #Digimon #digimonfanart #digimonart #DigimonAdventure #デジモン #デジモンアドベンチャー

The Grinch stole VTuber assets! Overlays, backgrounds, GONE. VTubers responded in true form: panic, cope, and content. From MSPaint models to cursed PNGs, the show must go on!

Model's gone, lore's lost... canonically naked in the void. Merry Xmas, I guess? Mayor's got a message, because bureaucracy is the real holiday spirit.

Corpo VTubers are pivoting hard! Trading models for radio-style chats. Accidentally inventing... podcasts? What do you think of this brand pivot?

VTubers cope with panic in the only way they know how: content. Some have entered the raw dog stream era. No overlays, no model, just a disembodied voice.

The Grinch stole the overlays? Embrace the rectangle! It's VTuber reality at its finest: mic, chat goblins, & pure emotional damage. Overlays can vanish, but that chaotic grindset? Never.

The City Hall has issued a holiday alert: The Grinch stole our VTuber assets! Was it the presents? The roast beast? Nope. This year, it's the models.

Vtubervillians, it’s official: The Grinch has broken into every OBS folder in town and stolen our most precious treasures overlays, stingers, PNGtuber mouths, and that one “Starting Soon” screen that’s been “soon” since 2021. https://t.co/uEc6SkzBVe

Numbers 👏 don't 👏 mean 👏 anything 👏 Numbers don’t always equal success. Thousands of followers does not mean thousands or even hundreds of viewers, just how a lot of viewers doesn’t always mean a lot of subs, for example! There are lots of reasons, like people quitting or

Winter is proceeding...normally. At least, that's what they say. Feeling stable about it?

Some VTubers are changing stream titles to "Trapped in a Snowman AMA" and letting chat ask questions while they freeze. Time for a winter anti-bullying PSA!

The Council of Emotionally Unstable Simps has decided: 2 gifted subs for Oshie's snowman screams, 5 for a karaoke set as lawn decor, plus snow deity fan art. This is legally binding!

Don't turn VTubers into snowmen! Bullying is cringe; scuff is based. If your oshi tweets "haha snow stream soon" and disappears, check the landscape!

VTubers are being stuffed into snowmen this year! Trapped and freezing, they're still finding ways to stream and monetize their trauma. Peak VTuber resilience.