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Your partner when you get a notification but it's not from them.

When you're enjoying the sun until you get swarmed by ladybirds

When you miss the VOXI Drop

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to give access to a Google Doc

Mood.

IT’S RAINING.

When it’s anything above 25°C in the UK.

Arsenal fans when they refresh their phones for Rodrygo and Gyokeres updates… only to see Norgaard and Kepa news .

You know you messed up when you get hit with this

When the sun is out and my manager asks how productive I've been today.

Whenever you ask the group chat if they would like to meet.

Wrong.

When you send that risky text but you're left on read.

Back to work after the bank holiday weekend.

Me staring at the clock at work for the last hour, waiting for the bank holiday weekend to start.

When the waitress says “enjoy your food” and you reply “you too”.

Me trying to explain how Tottenham won a trophy in their worst season.

Thinking about how good you're at texting that you’ve had them speechless for 3 days