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Since the death of the Arch-lich Conor McGregor, the pieces of his shattered phylactery continue to haunt the lightweight division.
idk how to explain it, but Lightweight has 3 conor-wannabes, just in completely different ways
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The 19 year old CUNY student bumping into the Russian immigrant from Brighton Beach who took it seriously:
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Latching up a collar tie and snapping down the 100 pound dimes square cigarette addict to take the back and hit her with the filthiest mat return in the history of New York state wrestling
there’s an event happening in Bushwick where u wrestle hot people to test ur physical chemistry 😭😭
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CIS is our enemy
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Apologize to your local schizophrenic immediately.
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Reading about the French court's sabotage of its own military efforts is quite funny
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Eli Whitney: My new engine can do the work of fifty men! Plantation owners:
NegroStrategy™ has acquired 90 black folks for ~$4500 at ~$50 per a negro and has achieved NiggaYield™ of 41.29% YTD 2026. As of 01/14/2026, we own 2,213 negros acquired for ~$81,543 at ~$36.85 per negro.
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I possess such mechanisms as this
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You caught me at a very Jewish time in my life (started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and accidentally turned my fridge to Sabbath Mode while making baked ziti tonight)
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CHAIRMAN POWELL! DESTROY SILICON VALLEY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
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I am thinking about this map from the mid 1900’s technocracy movement, notably Elon Musk’s grandfather was a prominent member… WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING
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Not even a plausible military target, he just did this to aurafarm.
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What is Out: Brooklyn Wrestling Carhartt jackets Tequila “Kill Tony” (whoever he was) Catholicism Grind culture Unnecessary protein What is In: Tigerstripe camouflage Ethernet Kickboxing Fresh fruit Vintage motorcycles Grenadier companies Secularism
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he also beat his wife so bad she went deaf in one ear
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This is the idyllic future that awaits all automatons and constructs in VADEWORLD
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