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My captains for next season. Captain: Casemiro π§π· Vice Captain: De Ligt π³π±
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Rashford stans will tell you we let a world class player leave because he stat padded against βElcheβ at home lmao.
Rashford has this nasty stench to his game . His decision making & pass selection is poor, ball retention too is poor . He doesnβt know when to dribble and when not to dribble He gets his GA , so most people canβt see how bad he is His overall play hurts us , he needs to fix up
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After two decades, the Grand Egyptian Museum opens beside the Giza Pyramids, featuring 50,000 artifacts and King Tutβs treasures in full display.
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I know βSeskoβ is the flavour of the month right now but Zirkzee is far better suited to this current setup. He likes to drop deep, link up play and always passes when his team mates are in a better position. I wanna see Cunha x Zirkzee x Mbeumo for 5 games but it wonβt happen.
π¨ Manchester United staff applaud Joshua Zirkzee's upbeat mindset despite reduced playing time. Before the Forest game, he was in the tunnel motivating teammates, shouting βgo and get the win.β Observers called him βfully switched onβ and a leader regardless. [@SamC_reports,
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And thatβs issue with buying players from mid to bottom half Premier League teamsβ¦ Heβs a quality player but this type of mentality will not win us the major trophies. We didnβt gain a point, we dropped 2.
π¨πΈ Bryan Mbeumo via IG: βStill a point away! We keep fighting β€οΈβ
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That Dutch bald cunt deadass played βSofyan Amrabatβ at left back over this guy.
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This is the most rattled Iβve been in a long time. Itβs not a loss but it feels like one. From leading 1-0 to then be losing 2-1 within the first 5 mins of the second half is fucking unacceptable. Amorim has not improved this season, weβve just upgraded our squad. #AmorimOut
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Iβve been sending business updates to my grandma honestly kinda fun and gives us something to talk about this is the one I sent her last night going through my new book I just printed
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Our dwarf CB returning after 9 months out to a league thatβs focused on long throws and crosses. https://t.co/WPq3tSUmZz
π¨π¨| BREAKING: Lisandro Martinez has returned to full team training. π€©
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This is why Fergie still deserves a wage tbh.
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Wharton and Anderson pivot would be insane and would also help with homegrown quota. Keep Casemiro for rotation. Ship Bruno, Ugarbage and Mount.
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First time in years that my clurb has 4 deserved players of the month.
#mufc Player of the Month nominees for October : Bryan Mbeumo Matheus Cunha Senne Lammens Matthijs de Ligt Who will you vote for?
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The fact that thereβs even an ounce of Ten Hag revisionism in our fanbase tells you all you need to know about Amorim.
On this day a year ago, Manchester United announced the sacking of Erik ten Hag. π 128 matches β
72 wins β 20 draws β 36 defeats π FA Cup π Carabao Cup What are your thoughts on his era at the club?
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Spent Β£30m on Dorgpoo instead. https://t.co/0oi4N2LANw
π¨π¨π| JUST IN: Manchester United are weighing up whether to trigger their Β£15.1M buyback clause for Γlvaro FernΓ‘ndez. Sources close to the player say they are NOT considering a move away from Benfica in this market. [@lauriewhitwell]
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The level of regret thatβs gonna hit him when he turns 40 could be fatal. Having more G/A than Messi and Ronaldo as a teenager to tattooing an escorts name on his neck and getting hooked as a sub by 25 at Aston Villa π
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So many people tried lying on his name because theyβve got agendas. Heβs still comfortably a top 5 defensive midfielder in the world right now. Thereβs no way we should be letting him leave for free in the summer.
Manchester United have conceded 19 goals so far this season. With Casemiro on the pitch - 3 Without Casemiro on the pitch - 16
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βYou donβt need to learn to code to ship an app.β β Riley Brown AI can turn ideas into working apps, straight from your phone. I sat with Riley Brown, Co-founder of Vibe Code, and we built a voice-notes app live on iPhone Hereβs what we did: Generated the UI with prompts
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In the Premier League: β’ Mbeumo this season 4 goals, 1 assist in 9 appearances. β’ Assmus last season 4 goals, 1 assist in 32 appearances.
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3-0 up⦠what happened? Casemiro went off. Dorgpoo came on.
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