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@UselessMythical

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โI am ๐‘๐‘‚๐‘‡ useless! I! AM! A! ๐‘ด๐’€๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฐ๐‘ช๐‘จ๐‘ณ! Hmmmmmfff!!โž - #๐Ÿœ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ ==Manaphy== ~The Seafaring Pokemon~

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@UselessMythical
๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
3 months
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € =๏ฝก๐ŸŒŠ๏ฝก=. ๐”ธ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’ - ๐•„๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•’๐•ก๐•™๐•ช. ๐“Ÿ๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“๐“ธ. 490. ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐–€๐–˜๐–Š๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜ ๐•ธ๐–ž๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–‘. #๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ๐‘พ๐‘ซ๐‘น๐‘ท โ€ข #๐‘ท๐‘ฒ๐‘ด๐‘ต๐‘น๐‘ท. โ†ป โบ โ™ก
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
19 days
RT @IPULLINGPROXY: 10. ๐€๐ช๐ฎ๐š. Once again: Built to be objectified ๐Ÿฅฐ
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
23 days
(Had a few DMs poking me and asking if I'm back. and the answer is yes and no? :p). (I'm a maaaaaajor switch, and had a very long burst of stubbiness hence this acc. Been 90% dommy recently, hence the low engagement.). (I'm only gonna do a lil' interacting for now. Sorry <3).
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
24 days
Then why are you coughing?!๐Ÿคจ. Seems like an admission of guilt, dog.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
24 days
Errrr-๐Ÿ˜ณ. W-well that's obviously a f-fake. S-some sort of prosthetic! Obviously!
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24 days
Bigger? You sure?. It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know๐Ÿคญ.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
24 days
Amon can't recognise his own reflection?!.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
24 days
RT @TripleTheKnot: Needs more people to stop slacking and get on the demon hate train. Itโ€™s fun to fuck them!.
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RT @TripleTheKnot: ใ…ค.ห™ห™ห™ใ‚ฑใƒซใƒ™ใƒญใ‚นห™ห™ห™ ึ™โ‹†. ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’” ื…โŽ– ๐‘ด๐’‚๐’š๐’‰๐’†๐’Ž ื…โŽ– ๐‘ฉ๐’Š๐’•๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’” ื…โŽ– . ใ…ค ใ…ค ๐˜“๐˜ฆ๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ .แŸ . ใ…ค โ”—โ”€โŠฑ โ›ง โ›ง โ›ง โŠฒโ€ฆ.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
26 days
RT @TripleTheKnot: I donโ€™t goon, I donโ€™t edge, I donโ€™t jerk, I donโ€™t jack off, I donโ€™t crank my hog. I ๐…๐”๐‚๐Š. And if that bitch donโ€™t got aโ€ฆ.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
1 month
Don't think you can weasel out of-. H-huh? Where?
@DDoom44196
๐Ÿ”ž Doom Kobalani (Multi-Muse)
1 month
Uhhโ€ฆ wellโ€ฆ. HEY LOOK WHATโ€™S THAT OVER THERE?!?!.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
1 month
Then explain.
@DDoom44196
๐Ÿ”ž Doom Kobalani (Multi-Muse)
1 month
I CAN EXPLAIN
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
1 month
. interesting pic.
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@DDoom44196
๐Ÿ”ž Doom Kobalani (Multi-Muse)
1 month
How I wanna die
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2 months
//Siiiiigh. where are the cute submissive twinks when you need 'em?
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
71 - Milking. Does this kinda come under handjobs? Yes, but I'm counting it as it's own thing. Sue me. Slowly pumping a goontards shaft while fingering their ass and calling him a whore for it? Hell yeah. Doing it all into a condom and then overstimming them? Double hell yeah.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
70 - Form-fitting clothes. I got the bod. why not show it off?~. Why not make every man with a pulse and woman with a love for curvy woman drool and stare? It makes easy to pick out which of you are easiest to manipulate. Been needing a new pet anyway~
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
69 - Humping. Awww. is the little puppy needy?~. Need pleasure that badly? That you're willing to use my leg to get off? To hump a pillow? To ride the tip of my shoe?~. Needy needy needy. I hope you aren't planning to cum like that. Not without tons of begging, anyway~!
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
68 - Bored/Disinterested. What. ? You thought I'd be impressed? Gobsmacked by your "massive cock"? Lol no. How about you hump my thighs while I scroll my phone? If you HAVE to bust, don't expect me to help. your pleasure bores me.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
67 - Ruining Orgasms. What? You thought I'd let you finish normally? HAH~!. Of COURSE not~! Even a pathetic, leaky, ruined orgasm from a Goddess like me is more than you deserve, cuck. So ooze out that watery "cum" and stay frustrated. It makes me laugh. And that turns you on~
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต
2 months
66 - Dommy Handjobs. Enjoying yourself, loser?~. Is this enough for you? Handsex? Having a goddess pump, pump, pump that pathetic clitty 'till your burst? You don't deserve anything more. Gonna hump like a needy mutt?~. Yah. I'm into this.
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