U-sama🇵🇸
@UsamapleSyrup
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Wont the real slim shady please standup Horrible inside and out https://t.co/LcW2r9fT4d
Joined May 2023
Stamp acts?.
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bro cooked.
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Men are being taught that loneliness, sigma male mindset is the answer. Women are fed with how having more can fix everything. Both being trained to spend more on things to feel good. Most of us dont even have a personality anymore.Our acts revolve more around what reels we watch.
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Sometimes i randomly entertain myself by saying out loud lines from memes (when i am alone) this has been my favorite for a while now😭😭.
Tussi mainu keya roti paun layi?????.
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Ek hamary watan farosh he. Apne islands khareedne k chakar me poora mulk dabo dia. We were about to have huge deals with Russia but then regime change happened.
Had a very good and detailed conversation with my friend President Putin. I thanked him for sharing the latest developments on Ukraine. We also reviewed the progress in our bilateral agenda, and reaffirmed our commitment to further deepen the India-Russia Special and Privileged.
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RT @amrahaheree: Read somewhere: ‘Ye sahare hi to be sahara karte hain’… and I felt it in places I didn’t know existed .
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Dost se milne aya tha, usy uski to be wife ka phone aa gya. Ab twitter use kar raha hu🤡.
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Oomf i thought aap ko aqal mout ho gi, par aap k dimag me to bhoosa bhara hua he.
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U.S History flashbacks😭😭.
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Ab jo bhi lene jao mind me yehi baat ati he, when did this insignificant shid get so expensive.
Why are mattresses so expensive wtf . When did this happen.
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Am i the only one who didnt get this option even after updating!.
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But how do you learn to forgive yourself when you decide to correct your path!.
Make sure you are disgusted by your own sin as much as you are about others.
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I was sitting in a court, a lizard from the ceiling fell really close to me and i let out a WTF right there. I wasnt very loud but the judge sure was pissed🤡🤡.
A lizard jumped on my arm. I can still feel it. I need a full skin transplant. HELP.
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Its been years i slept in a room with air conditioner, even though other family members do, i simply refuse. Recently installed an AC in my room but i still sleep without it. Magarmach ki chamri ka bana hu me lol.
when 10/10 baddie asks kitne pe AC chala kar sotay ho?! But this is how you actually sleep
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Soosaad without having to land in hell.
if you were to be granted one wish in this world, what would you wish for?.
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