In Order For Him To Order Your Steps. You Must Take Them.

What. A. Damn. Monday.

I called my mama and asked if she wanted dinner . Her response: Yeah and I can come hop in the pool, you can wash and blow out my hair and put it in two plaits . 😒Who said I felt like doing any of that 😂😂.

I lie to myself every Saturday claiming that I’m going to sleep in.

Birria tacos in the instapot, freshly showered, margarita on ice. I’m set for the night . I need something to watch.

WLBT calling anything “BREAKING NEWS”.

I want some oysters.

It’s somebody on my TL that likes to be condescending towards Mississippians cause he “travels”. Whole time the travel is to Memphis, Dallas, Houston and Atlanta . 😒.

I wanna say something controversial but I’ve been chilling.

I definitely want a steak for dinner.

The fact that this was breaking news just makes it that more crazier

I was actually just working in Excel… but don’t ask me shit about a formula.

Me: Boys and girls be doing it . Kay:

Tried to talk to Kay about sex…. she sent me out the room.

Which one of y’all cousins shot that damn goose in Pearl?.

Kinda mad at my granny for leaving me down here with this crazy family.

Somebody send me a playlist.

Water has no business being so good.

It’s too early for my coworker to have pissed me off… but here I am… pissed off.

Because next they are going to want about your issues!.

And another thing… whenever my coworkers start talking about their relationship issues… I keep it very brief.