The Blessed Union of Sweater Vests
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Classy, dignified supporters of @Union10FC, members of the Lake Forest Yacht Club, good friends with Barrington, Muffy, and Chad. (Formerly the Lone Rangers)
Eastern Shore, AL
Joined June 2019
After arriving home safely, Richard and I found ourselves curious about the attendance at the @AFCMobile vs @Union10FC match. By Mobile math, one assumes 2000 spectators assembled to witness yet another loss. However, we remain uncertain if Mobile's math translates to Chickasaw.
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The announcer incessantly calls out "U10 goal kick" and "U10 corner." One would think the esteemed AFC coach himself is gracing the field!
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It's commendable that our team at Union 10 hasn't scored yet. It reflects a sense of sportsmanship and support for the less fortunate.
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Blair, Reginald, and I all believe it is doubtful that the second leg will matter much.
Tonight the Azaleas host the first leg of the #251Derby at John Dotson Park in Chickasaw. Kickoff is set for 7pm.
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Alas, I didn’t realize your skin was so thin. I guess when your supporters group and FO are one and the same you can block through one and banter with the other. Cheerio, good friends. I remember when you had a sense of humor.
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Bartholomew, Reginald, Percival, and I were deliberating about doing a similar fundraiser for goals scored against AFC Mobile to benefit this splendid cause: however, we are also keenly aware of the risk of depleting the trust fund if we did such.
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How quaint—cowards disable comments. Cowards and the poors.
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Some things simply cannot be salvaged.
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Ah, the frailty of memory! I distinctly recall conversing with Barrington this morning regarding an @AFCMobile vs @TLHSoccerClub game. Yet, lo and behold, it seems the cosmos have conspired to obliterate its very existence tenfold! Oh, the machinations of fate! I wonder why.
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As it traversed through the esteemed circles of our country club, Biff, Charles, Barty, and myself unanimously concurred that the precision depicted within this image is undeniably surreal.
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While our plunge into Mobile on the youth end shook the country club, we've found it lovely. Now you've moved to Chickasaw? Should we send a rescue team or just dispatch a bottle of our finest bubbly? We'll show compassion as you navigating this uncharted move. Cheers.
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As soon as the news dropped Preston, Blythe and I began discussing it. Our theory is that last weekends loss to @XavGK16, which made him undefeated in Mobile, even without touching the pitch was just too much. Good luck Coach. Hopefully X won’t haunt your dreams. #OnceARanger
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This is still a thing? It seems to me that this dog and pony show would have been euthanized long ago. These are not Tibetan Mastiffs and Thoroughbreds. Biff and I shall discuss this at the club today. Cheerio, lads.
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Imagine sticking around in @GCPLsoccer to play in the Final instead of fauxmoting to an allegedly “higher division” after never even winning a playoff round. @RangersFCMens are about showing class, which is the Eastern Shore way.
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Honest question to my dear @IvTeague. How “United” can Mobile be if there are two teams?
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Randall, Bartholomew and I were in the yacht club this afternoon when it came to my attention that we must play another “team” from Mobile. Aren’t we done with this? Oh well, lads, on to 3 points because beating teams from the wrong side of the Bay is the Eastern Shore way!
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