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Susan Goldfein

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Snark-filled writer, blogger, author and speaker from the perspective of a 65+ once-career woman who didn't want to play golf all day. Visit my website and blog

Joined September 2015
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Susan Goldfein
2 years
I was asked to write a blog from the perspective of my dog Sam. This had me thinking about the word Anthropomorphism, which is defined as the attribution of human characteristics or behaviors to a god, animal, or object. Read More: https://t.co/CDTUxZMeIw
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Susan Goldfein
2 years
Some say it is vital to have a sense of humor if you are going to age gracefully. If you are looking for the funny side of aging, read my new book, 'Laughing My Way through the Third Stage!" You Can Find It Here: https://t.co/CRv52zB6T6
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Susan Goldfein
2 years
Remember in our younger days when dining out was just about food? Now it’s a negotiation of where has the best lighting, if it will be too noisy to hear, if the menu is legible, and the list goes on. Read More: https://t.co/SIotSYI7AB
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Susan Goldfein
2 years
While I spring clean, I am often confronted with the fact that I have way too much stuff. However, after talking to my therapist, I am reaching a new level of acceptance of my tendency towards recreational shopping. Read More: https://t.co/euCicdK6rQ
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
Have you ever had a significant other suddenly grow a beard or mustache out of the blue? Read and laugh about the time it happened to me here: https://t.co/ynHAOQC7uN
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
We all need our moments of Zen, a time of peace and tranquility when we can make the world disappear. To find my happy place, I pick up a crossword puzzle. Read more: https://t.co/J02zJT1lxg
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of Mother’s Day, I give you a blog post of mine about becoming my mother. Read More: https://t.co/2rwYZXKy84
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
May is Older Americans Month, or so proclaimed President Gerald Ford in 1976. It’s the month that the nation is supposed to honor all the past and present contributions made by its senior citizens. I salute all my fellow older Americans! Read More: https://t.co/Qr3Qx0SSfr
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
It's that time of year again when I get the spring cleaning crazies. Does anyone know where all the lids to the Tupperware go? Read more: https://t.co/ANWmHxCKBG
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
My husband and I are in Los Angeles to attend the 90th birthday celebration concert for none other than Willie Nelson. How cool is that?! Also, a good excuse to post an old essay about the "coolness" of music. Read More: https://t.co/H4810W4twd
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
I am an unabashed, unapologetic dawdler. I even like saying the word. To me, the word itself evokes its meaning. Read More: https://t.co/rTDU9R5K57
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
I’ve decided to share my edited list of recent internet gems that I have found particularly clever. I’ve been watching my weight. It’s still there. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row. Read More: https://t.co/vUuXztytEt
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
Another article about yours truly… PALM BEACH HUMOR AUTHOR SUSAN GOLDFEIN DELIGHTS AUDIENCE IN LANTANA Read More: https://t.co/e4fwXoQd36
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
I’m not sure I believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I think I know what I would want to come back as. The answer may surprise you. If you could come back as anything, what- or whom- would you be? Read More: https://t.co/yuO7z7DfQU
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
I took a personality test and I don’t think I aced extroversion. While I have many friends, I tend to savor my time alone. I prefer being with one or two people as opposed to large groups. Read More: https://t.co/f3HzbbI2Lr
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
Wrap Rage: The overwhelming urge to smash an unopened difficult or practically impossible package with a sledgehammer. Read More: https://t.co/dCTmIhWz4Z
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
A recent article about my latest book signing in the Boca Raton Tribune: https://t.co/9vxtPNpitm
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
All my life, I have struggled with the morning. After years of marriage, my husband has learned not to speak to me before I have had my second cup of coffee. Read More: https://t.co/z0kc7iB9wY
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Boca Raton Tribune
3 years
Palm Beach Humor Author Susan Goldfein Delights Audience In Lantana                              
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Susan Goldfein
3 years
You can find my new book here: https://t.co/uM2f6ouRGF
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