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Kushina Uzumaki, the strongest Kunoichi of Naruto/Naruto Shippuden.
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The funniest thing about SS is that even if you look at it trough the veil of this being a show about Ninjas and Alien Gods that somehow it makes the couple even worse
Taking into account the main themes and narrative of the show this couple makes even less sense
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What’s your honest opinion on Sasuke & Sakura’s relationship?
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Why Hinata stomps and it isn't even close
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If you would've told me that this excerpt from Naruto Retsuden was taken straight out of a SasuHina fic I would've believed you cuz wtf is this 😭
"The borderline harassment of my fangirls annoys me but that ONE girl that ignores my existence... I cant stand her" aah troupe 💀
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When I say that her own fans genuinely detest every CANON aspect of her own character, down to her own blatantly narratively implied age I am genuinely not exaggerating lmao
They'll eat up any nonsense if it helps them believe the fanfic version of the Sakura in her heads 💀
Fun fact: Sakura is the youngest among the Konoha 12!
According to recent Jump cards, she was 16 years during the war arc in October and since her birthday is in March, she would turn 17 after all of her classmates have already turned that age!
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Yall remember when Naruto’s self centered ass pleaded Sasuke to stay in the village the nanosecond the man saw sunlight after who knows how long and when that didn't work he asked him to drag him with him on his journey? Oh wait......
Then Naruto treated sasuke like a goal. He never truly understood him until the pain arc and even believed he wouldn’t leave the village.
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Talking about a lack of Team 8 pictures when there is an entire canon manga revolving about your ship being so utterly loveless Sakura had to pathetically glue her ass into a picture of Sasuke’s alleged babymama 10+ into their lavender marriage IS WILD
LMAOOOO 💀
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I swear I've never seen this moron tweet a single Naruto take that couldn't be debunked by basic critical thinking skills and just mediocre knowledge of the source material at best
Anyways thread debunking his idiotic Naruto the Last ''plotholes'' takes
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Hinata has a databook statement claiming that after training extremely hard she became WA Naruto’s equal too.
Does that mean she's as strong as him or does this apply only to Sakura despite being word for word, bar for bar the same flowery statement?
3,2,1 Go
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Sakura's non-existent main character development
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Having a low maintenance(satisfied with the bare minimum) woman mindlessly in love with you for no logical reason, that will withstand all your blatant and violent rejections and outright psychological disgust seems like a 1950s man wet dream of an ideal woman.
A.k.a SasuSaku
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You know what? I'll give whomever made this meme props for highlighting that even after 30 years Sasuke would still rather be anywhere else than next to Sakura 😭😭😭
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Kishimoto: I pretty much made Sakura cuz I needed a token female ultimately linked to a romantic relationship that was so inconceivably shallow I couldn't come up with anything realistic, oh and Sakura never could've had enough self respect to move on cuz only "bad" woman do that
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The people in the theaters were to busy booing and laughing at Sakura's mere existence to even notice her design in The Last 💀
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Honestly its hilarious watching Sakura fans defend this moment because no matter what route they take they lose
If they argue that Sai(someone that has known T7 for a whole week n a half)manipulated her they're indirectly admitting that Naruto and Sakura's bond was nonexistent
Now that I’ve reached this panel in the manga I can see that a LOT of people just post it totally out of context to hate on Sakura 😭
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The way Sakura fans tried their absolute hardest FOR YEARS to make it seem like The Last was a flop or hated movie just for their dogshit Retsuden adaptation to be one of the biggest laughing stocks in the history of Naruto period has to be one of the best displays of Karma
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Funny how this 'anonymous' person talks about objectification & projections into Sasuke and NOT ONCE talks about a certain someone whose ENTIRE character revolved around those traits under motivations so pathetically shallow the author couldnt even come up with anything realistic
Sharing this cc I got about Sasuke, bc this is actually very true and I NEVER see anyone talk about it.
So many people in Sasuke's life –maliciously or not– used him in some way for their own goals, acting like they knew what was best for him rather than respecting his autonomy.
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Sakura stans just love flexing their illiteracy with confidence. Amped? The cloak is a mere power multiplier (3x) and Hinata was literally stated to be chakra drained two pages before that lmao. How can she get amped when her reserves are empty? What exactly is getting amped?Lmao
@Teiney_JJoke
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@2sideAnime
Much better than falling over rocks while amped
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Sakura fans everytime she punches the ground( it didn't stand a chance)
Lmao Sakura surpassed the sannin when she was 16 and Hinata was still below Neji. Lmao she punches the ground or summons Katsuyu and she wins instantly.
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Remember when Tobirama's squad got ambushed and he gave them a test to see whom had the mentality for a Hokage?
Well yall aren't gonna believe which characters got coincidentally put in literarily the same situation 💀
Sakura was NEVER gonna be picked before Shikamaru bffr
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-Non lethal injury
-Zetsu clone, not Hinata(LMAO)
-Non lethal injury
-Pain was the strongest character in the series at that point so there is no shame in that, what would be a shame is training for 3 years by a fucking Sannin just to get oneshotted by a random Chunin
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Excuse me what? What exactly is Sakura's fight against Shin, someone she was outright getting statued against, being so slow she was hitting into nothingness and appearing as a complete statue against his attacks is suppose to prove?
That's it? That's the debunk?! LMAO
I'd debunk all this but literally every sentence is BS.
The actual strongest kunoichi in the verse. One shots every other kunoichi.
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Listen,the little conspiracy theory your fandom has going on about an entire corporate studio that wants nothing except for capital "having it out" for your self-insert by making her less likable is genuinely such obscene levels of coping that your entire thread reads like parody
If you want to turn it into a competition of who suffered the most, but only your favorite was called "studio favorite". You are not even close to being boycotted like SS 😭
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Honestly, I lowkey can see why Sakura stans detest this movie now that I think about it. Like could you imagine going to the theaters and seeing people react like this the moment your insert gets on screen for the first time since timeskip?
Its been rough for them people 😭💀
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In terms of their romantic perception, SasuSaku is to anime what Twilight is to romantic movies.Both popularly clowned and pointed at as to how "NOT"to write romance,that's what this pairing represents.Its no wonder that Kishimoto routinely clowned it everytime it was brought up.
What’s your honest opinion on Sasuke & Sakura?
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SS is like watching a woman constantly hitting her head with a frying pan, at first you feel bad for her but after learning that she keeps smacking her head for absolutely no logical reason and she just enjoys being on that constant state of patheticness it just becomes a joke
What’s your honest opinion on Sasuke & Sakura’s relationship?
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Naruto fans don't do this, Sasuke fans don't do this.
Kakashi fans, a character that hasn't seen anything less than third place for all of the official popularity polls ever made and that hasn't appeared in the Boruto manga for years DO NOT DO THIS
It's always just THEM
Online, they can tell that Boruto fans are delighted about the news but they already spotted many who makes threats amongst the anti-Boruto crowd or the ones who complain about Sakura’s role. (6/7)
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That man was perfectly fine with that woman getting cratered by Juubito, sliced in half as collateral just to hit Madara and even burning to death in Kaguya's dimension
Unlike Naruto whose existence shaped his state of mind that woman wouldnt have even been afterthought for him
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Are you trolling or genuinely this fucking stupid?
The first time Toneri used Naruto’s own extracted chakra against him because Hinata agreed to come with him, the second time he was absorbing his chakra for himself hence no explosion.
Critical thinking skills on the drain 💀
Are you a fan of Hinata and haven't watched The Last? ☠️
this was the amount of chakra extracted from Naruto when Sakura healed him || the amount of chakra that was extracted from Naruto when Hinata provided him
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Soooo within a couple of months you learned that pedophilic relationships are wrong and that women shouldn't be subservient creatures that should be satisfied with the bare minimum.........and yet you still stan Sakura??
LMAO
This was literally in 2021 or something when i was 16yo i didn’t even know what pedo even meant + i live in an arab country i see young ppl marry old ppl all the time but now that ive seen the outside world and all ive realized it’s so wrong and super weird so stop attacking ppl
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Give me 3 moments, just 3, of Naruto and Sakura interacting with each other in any capacity during the entirety of Sasuke’s absence that didn't involve Sasuke's rescue in any way, shape or form in the official manga run
3,2,1 go!
Sempre me pergunto pq apagaram o laço do Naruto com a Sakura nas obras oficiais. Talvez o medo da fragilidade do plot final de casal dele… Mas e estranho porque a adolescencia do Naruto foi toda vivida com ela 24h por dia. E tudo q ele fez por ela se nao e amor n sei o que é
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Sasuke, a character whose writing has been deeply philosophical and emotionally loaded for 700 chapters straight shared NOTHING of those themes and philosophies with his end game romantic relationship, how tf does that make a fraction of sense? Like im genuinely asking.
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I mean you're not wrong, Sakura does have more showings and panels than all those other females combined which unfortunately makes her by default the bar for female character writing in Naruto giving the fact that ALL of that writing was absolute dogshit
This isn’t a slam for u
“Amazing written” and they have like 10 episodes of screen-time 😭 funny how Sakura is the only character on here backed with enough writing to be judged as a character. Whether you like it or not Sakura IS the bar for the Naruto female cast
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Lets start with one of the most important, if not the most important themes of this series. The cycle of hatred and the sharing of the same pain, this theme right here is pretty much the entire focus of the series in terms of Sasuke's rescue from the darkness by Naruto
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Genuinely impressed every single time at the utter lack of basic media literacy when it comes to your fandom
The author is blatantly telling you that her love is anything but realistic
Like that blatant discrepancy for a supposed realistic character highlights her bad writing
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But if you want a ballpark of how brokenly strong Hinata's hypothetical AP should be well she can INSTANTLY replenish at the very least most of Naruto's base reserves as well as his BSM chakra, a similar feat(albeit more chakra was stolen) took Sakura 3 days.
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What kind of feats Sage toads have?.....
The absolute confidence you guys have to highlight to everyone that yall have never read Naruto and just get your info from tiktok clips and edited panels is painfully embarrassing to witness my god
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Sage toads LMAO, you’re using TOADS as a feat. What kind of feats do the toads have? Their main job is to enter Naruto into sage mode. They dont fight back like actual sage mode users. Sage mode frog≠ sage mode strength
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Soooo Sasuke back then wasn't just worried about keeping up with the expectations of his father or getting annoyed by his fangirls, he was apparently also analyzing Hinata entire character development from start to finish, the ONE woman that never ever bothered him 💀
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700 chapters of one of the main cores and themes of Sasuke's character writing and conclusion are completely absent in his romantic relationship which is fucking insane if you think about it.
For 700 characters Sasuke and Sakura shared NOTHING from the emotionally loaded cycle-
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He literarily needed to get rid of Naruto just to be able to return to the darkness(hell) that he once was in when he learned the truth of Itachi in order to be able to accomplish his goal for a better future according to him.
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"Mayority of the Naruto fans"
Literarily your first screenshot has 3 Sakura inserts in it, the second vid doesn't even have a 1k likes(ON TIKTOK LMAO)and the third one judging by the borderline negative hairline is NC23 whose routinely clowned by the fandom 💀
Cope 🥱
Turning this into 'Sakura fans' when the majority of anime fans are agreed that naruto is one of anime with worst ending. Midnata fans are truly embarrassing.
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"Pure love marriage"
Canonically Sasuke has spend more time with fucking Taka including his alleged baby mama then he has with Sakura EVEN after his alleged marriage
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Even kishimoto gave up trying to make hinata less ugly. And you know what hinata doesn't have that ino and sakura have? Yes. A pure love marriage
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Now if you read the tittle you're probably wondering ok so where does Sakura and SasuSaku fit in all this?
Well.........NOWHERE, and that exactly the main problem
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Now you're probably wondering again were Sakura fits here.......NOWHERE again, surprise surprise. Nothing highlights how utterly shallow and non-existent Sakura and Sasuke's bond was better than the WA-arc.
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Although this was pre-byakugou we're blatantly shown side by side comparisons of Hinata and Sakura against quite literarily the same attacks and Hinata was blatantly faster, she was actually capable of reacting and deflecting these attacks whereas Sakura had to be saved by Kkashi
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SS doesn't even have a moment like that, and for someone whose writing was so emotionally dependent like Sasuke's, the fact that his endgame romantic partner had absolutely NO relevance in any of that is exactly why SS is such a joke of a pairing.
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of hatred theme that Naruto and Sasuke shared for the entirety of the series. Sasuke formed such a deep connection with Naruto trough shared struggles and hatred that he quite literarily couldn't accomplish his goals as long as Naruto existed.
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EVERY SINGLE TIME
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It's honestly hilarious that Sakura probably knew just as much about Sasuke on chapter 699 as she did on the first 30 chapters and that's not even an exaggeration.
Contrast that to everything Naruto learned(emotionally) about him throughout the entirety of the series to save him
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Did a final qrts check before going to bed to see if any Sakura stan could intellectually challenge any of my points but as is common with them all they could do is cope and seethe without providing a single coherent sentence. Oh well 🥱
Why Hinata stomps and it isn't even close
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''Manga panel showing that Sakura was tagged, showing her being so inconceivably slower than Shin that he was tens of meters away right after throwing her punch''
Me: She was getting heavily outsped by Shin, shown again getting statued right after by his Giant Shuriken.
Low IQ:
Imagine using this against Sakura, Sakura continued fighting Shin and charging into a rock even with Shin's swords, the same swords that had an effect on Naruto and Sasuke, it's obvious that they would also have an effect on Sakura, "genius."
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Anyways that about covers why even on a fundamental level this couple could've never worked, the attempted murders with no remorse, blatant rejections, berating's from Sasuke and all that jazz were just the byproduct of the superficiality of SasuSaku's relationship.
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Listen, I know it keeps yall at night that Hinata didn't just sit there frozen like the rest of the cast did and actually managed to snap back to reality and in turn bring back Naruto to his ninja way for like the third time at this point
Helplessly standing there is Skrs thing
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Quick, link me the 10+ canon chapters revolving around Hinata's close friends genuinely believing she might have cheated Lmao.See this is why your cope doesn't work. The main plot of Gaiden is single handedly driven around the blatant fact that Sakura looks nothing like Sarada💀
i also wondering why hima and borto looks so much like kinkaku
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To put it simply, the only way people on this verse can deeply emotionally connect with each other on a rather unrealistic scale is trough nothing short of blatant trauma bonding. That seems to be Kishimoto's philosophy at least and is depicted on numerous of Naruto's foes.
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According to whom lmao? TSUNADE verbatim states that damage inflicted on someone's Keirakukei/Tenketsu is beyond medical ninjutsu as a whole. So there goes the borderline coping argument of the Byakugou resisting the Gentle fist, it's quite literarily the opposite,GF hardcounters
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But hey,lets pair one of the most emotionally loaded characters,whose writing was intrinsically dependent on unrealisticly DEEP connections that nobody not named Naruto could've handled with a woman whose love was so shallow the author couldnt even come up with anything realistic
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In Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 the combo used by Naruto,Sasuke and Sai is the Reverse Harem Jutsu used against Kaguya in the manga
Out of all the women's reaction to the Jutsu Karin was the only one that only cared about Sasuke,not the other men
What TF they did the mean by that?!
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Like I said I will be focusing on the writing of this couple under the themes/narratives of the series itself, so I wont be using popular talking points such as Sasuke trying to murder her multiple times or Sakura being left on read for a decade etc.
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No fucking way man Lmao, Sasusakus really out there pulling out their protractors to "proof" that Sasuke doesn't look miserable 99% of the time Sakura is within a 5 feet radius.
Like the level of coping is just.....damn 😭🤣🤣
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Fun fact: Every single time a Sakura fans attempts to throw shade at another character, Ikemoto adds another 3 months to her Boruto manga irrelevance( he personally told me this, trust)
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Canonical representation of Sakura's pillar
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Just a mere kyuubi cloak skyrocketed her techniques and now she has chakra levels on the scale of BSM Naruto at the bare minimum.With just a mere kyuubi cloak she was outright physically overpowering Juubitails that were tanking JUUBIBOMBS without actually getting pushed back💀💀
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Sasuke wasn't a fucking prize to him giving that unlike "others" he had no ulterior motives for trying to save him. Maybe one day yall will understand that basic fact and realize that thats why Naruto’s desire to save Ssk isn't universally clowned like Sakura's.
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After the Pain arc, Naruto could finally understand Sasuke and his actions, he said so himself. They've shared the same pain and thats why Sasuke was able to be saved. This was reiterated again on the last couple of pages of the series multiple times.
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As for Hinata's superior durability feats, well besides tanking countless shots from Neji directly into her organs
Tanks ST that at that point was strong enough to neg boss summons and SAGE TOADS.
Tanks Pain's chakra rods that could oneshot SAGE TOADS
No mortal injuries LMAOO
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I will be evaluating this match-up based on CANON statements but most importantly FEATS. With that said these two basically have non-existent Boruto era scaling lol, they'd get unironically negged by Shikamaru and the current 5 kages whom actually have feats.
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Will this be a problem for Hinata? Not at all lol but I'll leave that for the durability section. As for Hinata's AP it's kind of irrelevant, the Gentle-fist blatantly ignores durability by attacking internal organs and negging the Keirakukei. Even mere scratches are fatal.
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No Patrick, it's not misogyny
Everything you said is present in most animes out there but their females or dare I say main female character(s) aren't virally scrutinized to the degree Naruto’s are(just Sakura really).
It's about horrible writing pain and simple, not misogyny
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That man was perfectly fine with that woman getting cratered by Juubito, sliced in half as collateral just to hit Madara and even burning to death in Kaguya's dimension. Unlike Naruto whose existence shaped his state of mind that woman wouldn't have even been afterthought for him
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And yes it was most of Naruto's reserves giving the fact that he couldn't even stand up. Ok so her reserves are massive post Hamura's amp so what? So what? Hinata was doing this with just a mere 3 times chakra multiplier let alone a SOSP boost 💀
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that type of pain was like. However instead of just looking for revenge like Sasuke, Naruto understood that the cycle would just repeat itself if he got revenge. Sasuke never really understood that until he met Itachi(and fought Naruto) again.
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Comically enough we can scale Hinata above Base Naruto(whom is already sannin lvl in terms of speed) here too.She not only performs MUCH better against stronger Pain in terms of close quarter combat she outright pushes him back until he counters with ST.
Base Naruto vs Hinata:
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You know shit's bad when even the Studio says come on give her something(just for them just to keep bitching about a nonexistent vendetta). Anyways after they both get their cloaks Hinata's speed feats are again objectively superior, swatting 10T arms point blank whilst Skr......
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Contrast that to Naruto,whom was genuinely happy that his friend is safe and moved past his darkness phase.He doesn’t ask him to stay,he doesnt ask Sasuke to take him with him in his journey,his mission was done,he saved him from darkness and was content with that alone.
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Explaining the ''Sasuke didn't care about me'' meme
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Stop making shit up when it can be clearly seen sasuke was trying to attack madara's body. Naruto and sasuke came at the same time, by ur stupid logic, sasuke would've chopped Naruto's body as well.
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For the longest time I always wondered wtf Kishimoto meant with Neji acting as cupid for NH in order to bring them closer. If you take a look at his writing it actually makes perfect sense lol. Neji's death didnt bring them closer physically but mentally, Kishimoto had to trauma-
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There is prob more evidence to imply that these "fans" were just a bunch of Sakura self-inserts that couldn't stand the average fans reaction to Sakura's mere existence than there is evidence to imply any of your unsubstantiated cope 💀
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Thats why he constantly risked his life to save Naruto against, Madara, Obito and Kaguya. Because he personally needed to cut of that bond himself in order to ascend back into that darkness.
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Moving on to Speed. Keeping up with the same trend Sakura has no notable speed feats to write home about either. She has to be saved from Madara as well as Kaguya whom was ignoring her existence that entire fight.
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Against Shin she was outright getting statued badly, being so slow she was hitting into nothingness and appearing as a complete statue against his attacks. As is common with Sakura the moment she directly faces her opponents instead of doing sneak attacks she gets speed trashed.
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Don't believe me? Still think that flowery out of context statements like that that get blatantly countered by on panel feats and even statements from Sakura herself don't mean anything? Well okay, Hinata also scales to SOSP Naruto ''because she reached his back'' too 😱
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''Reaching their backs'' or other forms of flowery language like that has absolutely nothing to do with stats. Sakura at FULL power couldn't as much as even scratch Madara's limbo clone that's verbatim below fully powered Kaguya and Sakura outright says this:
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Before that tho I will debunk these blatantly out of context statements that people use in their attempt to get Sakura to SOSP Naruto and Sasuke level lol
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You know whats the funniest thing about Road to Ninja? That its the go-to "favorite movie" for Sakura stans just due to their undying cope about The Last.
So the fact that the existence of this movie only ever trends because of Hinata is genuinely peak irony
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So yea, Hamura's chakra should be a ginormous boost to her physical stats but like I said her whole stick is durability negation, so physical stats are irrelevant.
Moving on to durability:
Sakura has borderline non existent durability feats and pales in comparison to Hinata
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and unlike Sakura has ranged attacks which again have durability negation lol. Sakura has absolutely no counters to Hinata just blasting her in the face with air palms over and over again until she dies or Hina gets bored. Her superior speed makes that a breeze.
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How could Naruto be in any position to challenge Sasuke or any of his motivations and reasonings when he couldn't relate to him at all? Nagato later on put Naruto into Sasukes position by massacring his entire village and two masters and he finally understood what that-
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Anyways to conclude, Hinata has much better speed scaling, she can duraneg in a way which according to Tsunade herself can't be dealt with with medical ninjutsu making the Byakugou worthless and all it would take is 1 or 2 blows to end the fight.She's also much much more durable-
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Chapter 699 does her character zero favors. The argument of ‘’Sakura only wanted to free Sasuke from the darkness!’’ falls flat on it’s face when the pico-second he is freed from darkness and within her graps she breathing on his neck again with no sense of self awareness.
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So no, gtfo of here with those deluded Sakura scales to base Adult Naruto and Sasuke let alone SOSP speed scalings lol. Even a weakened Sasuke was badly bodying Shin whilst holding back and the moment he gets his powers back Shin gets utterly blitzed.
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Moving on, lets get to Attack power(AP) now. I already proved that Sakura doesn't scale to SOSP beings with her own words so who does she scale to? Well narratively(not a good argument but I digress) she should be at the bare minimum just as strong as Tsunade, so Sannin tier.
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So where does Hinata scale? Well ironically enough that's a lot easier to determine giving that she directly faced and easily overwhelmed an opponent bloodlusted Base Naruto was struggling against in the Last before she had to be restrained.
Toneri's main Master puppet:
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Well some of my moots send me this and out of all the qrts malding at least this person attempts to debunk some of my points so props to that at least.
Unfortunately you might as well have been a Sakura stan because the quality of the arguments are just as bad but we move 💀
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This makes Hinata relative if not significantly faster than Base Naruto from the Last even without Hamura's massive boost. How fast is this version of Naruto? Well incomprehensibly faster than any Sannin which is what Sakura scales to at best, Naruto was faster than that bunch-
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