Eye-Brawl
@UndeadEyeGiant
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I've got my EYE... On YOU. | Parody, no affiliation with Toys for Bob | NSFW DNI
Skylands
Joined November 2025
Hello everybody. My name is Eye-Brawl. Master Eon sent me here in an attempt to contact the Portal Masters. He said this place was called "Parody Twitter" Have I found myself in the right place?
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HOW
BREAKING NEWS EYE-SMALL HAS THE PLAGUE!! THE BUBONIC PLAGUE THE BLACK DEATH RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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I have just been informed he is calling me old. Which... Well, I can't quite argue with that. I am over hundred of years old, and one of the very first skylanders.
Greetings, Eye-Brawl! I’m afraid I do not know what “Unc” refers to. Do you have any clues, perhaps?
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Can confirm.
Skylanders Fun Fact!!! Boomer is the reason the Skylands TSA exists
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ARE THE OTHER GIANTS EVEN HERE THEY'LL PROBABLY HELP ME MAYBE TREE REX WHERE ARE YOU
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NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME EYE-SMALL WENT MISSING!? NOBODY!?
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I GOT HERE TWO DAYS AGO CUT ME SOME SLACK
BREAKING NEWS: Eye-Brawl finally noticed after over a month
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MY SON
BREAKING NEWS: Eye-Small was kidnapped and now has another new father, apparently
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hey guys i got me a smoothie. the other guy doesn't want any so i had to leave hop off of him for a second.
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I could say the same... You seem like a perfect fit at the academy!
ooh! they could fit in very well with the people of my homeland! you probably could as well!
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Hm... I can't say I've ever truly thought of how I can speak without a mask... Though, it's not the weirdest thing. One of my comrades, Crusher, can tear himself apart to attack opponents! And he can come back together! Truly, the power of the elements are wonderful!
Wonderful! first.. how are you talking? I have never seen someone speak without a mouth before!
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also for the record brawl loves doing this during a fight but i fucking hate it dude, it's literally nausea inducing
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Ah, yes, the Portal Masters, those how us Skylander serve. They are able to harness the power of the Portal of Power, a portal which allowed us to return to Skylands after we ended up on a little planet far, far away called "Earth"!
"Well... You mentioned you were looking for 'Portal Masters' for the sake of someone called Master Eon." "What exactly are Portal Masters?'
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BELIEVE ME WE ARE AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE
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Spyro keeps mocking me for being old :(
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Always happy to have a conversation with the younger ones. What do you need to know, little girl?
It seems like you have Sir! though, now I seem to have a few questions, if you are willing to answer.
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Are you alive, tiny hat child?
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