The barcode is the universal etiquette required of patrons of bars, pubs, and taverns around the globe. It is a truth universally acknowledged by alcoholics that their fellow customers have explici...

A. Straight Boner, aka Warren G. Harding (November 2, 1865 - August 2, 1923) , was our United States President who was the reason why the 5th commandment exists. He is the forgotten president, and is...

Taking the Law into Your Own Hands (not to be confused with grasping and throwing legislature) is a much beloved and socially accepted traditional pastime in most countries, excluding the DPRK and...

A FiretrUCK is a dangerous feline, indigenous only to the small island nation of Australia, which also happens to be a continent founded by Johann Steinholdt Wilson. Also, firetruck is one of the...

7 June 2010

13 February 2009

Cherie Blair, CBE, QC, WITCH (born 23 September 1922), known professionally as Cherie Booth QC and Celulite Cherie (when she's working evenings for Fat Guido's Stripper & Gorrilagrams) is a British...

Separated by Birth is a theory that explains how any two people who bear no obvious relationship to one another can look like identical twins. The theory suggests that two such dissimilar people...

This article is about Horseshoes, the game. It is most likely you are not where you want to be. You're probably looking for the 1923 film starring Oliver Hardy, please see Horseshoes (film). Are you...

5 May 2012

Marie Curie (7 November 1867 – 4 July 1934) was a French (originally Polish) scientist, Nobel Laureate and housewife. Though her contribution has been grossly overstated, Curie is universally...

14 October 2010

“But sequence comparisons simply can't account for the development of complex biochemical systems any more than Darwin's comparison of simple and complex eyes told him how vision worked.”

*adolfinator7 has entered the game*

“A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. And a pregnant adopted daughter shark.”

26 August 2011

“GNO MORE GNOMES!!! ”

“What in the bloody hell did I just listen to?”