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“Me watching my mum wash the plates she asked me to wash since morning”
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This is not America or London, it is a village called Etinan in Akwa ibom state, Nigeria 🥵
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No woman deserves to loose her life while trying to bring forth a life
May God keep protecting our women 🙏🏾
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“So your mother is from Ekiti and your Father is from Adamawa, wow”
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My sister just broke up with the guy that was supposed to take me abroad next month😭😭😭
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Bro code 102: A bro should never ask a bro his name, we keep calling each other "boss man" untill we hear the name from another bro✌🏾️
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I hate it when intelligent people say "Omo I'm not sure of my answer o"
Emeka I'm sure of your answer, please shift your hand🥲
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I’m literally rolling rn😭😭😭😭
Person wey me and am dey serve for this same ppa don go UK, i saw this guy last weekend😂😂😂
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So my dear, you were saying Kelly is not even that hot abi??
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I’m tired of pretending, i really want to know who this man is and what was the occasion??
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“I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates everything…..”
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I have a question, the fire nation came on ships to attack waterbenders, and the waterbenders could not use their power to cause a tsunami or even divide the sea and swallow the fire benders????
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Why are you covering your face? You dont want to “did” it again??
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This girl i just entered talking stage with is doing her Phd, she’s just 24, omo i don jappa o dfkm😭
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How person won learn work from this kind barber?
Me: Boss i dey shop o
Topzy: come back next week, i dey go London
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Bro code 101: A bro should never ask a bro his name, Untill the holy spirit reveals it👌🏾
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I watched Mtv base top 30, and TG Omori directed 25 songs🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Me graduating But my uncle is a
with 3rd class shareholder in shell
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Davido has recovered the money he gave out to the orphanage ×5 with Wema and Puma endorsement alone.
Moral lesson: Givers never Lack
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If babalawo can make you rich, why hasn't he left the trenches? Think about it!
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Removing your earpiece to see why the driver followed a wrong route
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So my dear, this one you woke up by 8:10am this morning, are you sure you're ready to be in a relationship??
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YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!
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Davido release song, FC say song no sweet. Davido host Dababy, FC say wizkid big pass Dababy.
Dear Fc, please what has Davido done to y'all?
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This toothpaste restored life to my tooth, highly recommended ✅
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My dad just threatened he's going to flog me😭
A whole me, a whole influencer! Asuu and FG please nau🤲🏾
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Your phone is connected to this speaker, what's the first song you're playing??
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Ada Ameh talked about her mental issues few weeks ago, and now she's gone???😭😭😭💔
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So 80% of ladies lowkey want this type of man, clean, successful and well built. But most of them are not even financially stable to manage this type of man lol..
Y’all don’t know they’re also high maintenance men??😅
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Picture of a woman, Pero, who secretly breastfeeds her father, Cimon, after he was imprisoned and sentenced to starvation for stealing a loaf of bread during the reign of Louis XIV in France.
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Thread of Speed Darlington Hilarious videos(Don’t watch if you’re eating😭)
1 Let’s start with his song 😂
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Enjoying my Chat with her and she suddenly says "please can you do me a favour?"
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Take advice from twitter women at your own peril😤
“ABC, I enjoyed spending time with you these past few days, I wish I could extend your stay but my energy right now is low and I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable with my moodiness. Can I get you an Uber?”
Things to note:
- Tone is important
- Be reassuring
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So you don’t wear earpiece in Army checkpoints? Omo i go gist una later, my ear dey pain me😭
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Most y’all are desperate, that’s why you fell for this guy.
Just like the “Tinder Swindler guy”, he gave y’all the ideology that he’s well to do at first, sent pictures of Designer bags and shoes, so in your mind you thought helping this guy might actually be a Win Win for you.…
This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill.
For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
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When your woman looks at you like this, what does she want?
1. The truth
2. Money
3. Sex
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We all had that classmate😂
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Fendi and Gucci should better send a prison cake and card for Hushpuppi
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I was not your fan before now, but after listening to your album, I don’t think i want to be your fan.
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@DanielRegha
It is so unfair to wear one cloth for 10 years, you could have easily gone to the boutique to get another one and let that atire have some peace, but you decided to keep punishing this poor cloth, i think you should stop this act as it does not speak good of you, no shades!
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You are given the power to bring back one of these regea artiste , who is it going to be
1. Bob Marley
2. Lucky Dube
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Who is more ruthless?
1. Cara in 'legend of the seeker'
2. Morgana in 'The merlin'
3. Tokyo in 'Money Heist'
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Other countries watching this “far from home” go think say na so Nigerian High school dey o🥹
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This babe has been in my house since Wednesday and she has not used the toilet, hmmmmmm🤔
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A person from Britain is British, a person from Scotland is Scottish, a person from Wales is??
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ASUU You guys have done enough nau🤦🏾♂️, Shebi they've given y'all money, allow us to go and learn nau... Haba!
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Hookup starts when you feel your beauty is a ticket to soft life.
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This babe will definitely think about her life after this😭😭
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Thread of Josh2funny hilarious auditions that’ll definitely make your day 😭😂
1. As a magician
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"When i bump into an old friend, but we can't remember our names"
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Who was the most unserious, funny and playfull partner in this action thrilled movies??
1. Chris Tucker in 'Rush hour'
2. Martin Lawrence in 'Bad Boys'
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I don’t like seeing scattered money, just sent 55, 867 naira to make it 2,100,000.00🙏🏾
Where's the tweet with my account number again gan sef. Please it's okay, I'm scared😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@Sabinus1_
When you just come back home from school and they send you to go buy groundnut oil make them use cook
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Thread of Sam Loco’s Hilarious Scenes to start the week with😂
1 He want’s to harvest somebody’s daughter 😂
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When lecturers resume forcefully without their 7 months salary:
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Germany has the German Shepherd
England has the Bulldog
Mexico has the Chihuahua
America has the American Bully
Which one does your country have ? 😂
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I don’t believe in everybody working their asses off to survive, if God can bless me, then he has blessed my entire family and friends.
I’ll make sure no one else has to go through what i did to get to the top.
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South Africa has Lucky DUBE
Jamaica has Bob Marley
Who does your country have ??
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Toke Makinwa's Saga is a prove to show that no matter how a woman works hard or earns her money , There was a man in the whole picture. But una no go gree shaa 🥴
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Which of these Jackie Chan's movies can you watch a million times
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