Uncle Dynamite
@UncleDynamite
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Candidate for sainthood. “The opinion of 10,000 people is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.” -Marcus Aurelius
Hobart, Tasmania
Joined January 2009
All of us who were assiduously taught “Brave New World” & “1984” in school now have TVs, cable boxes, shopping assistants and mobile phones that tell the authorities what we’re saying, what we’re doing and where we are at all times. YOU HAD ONE JOB. Great effort, everyone.
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Why can't we have a TL on this platform that is "real time"? I don't need to see crap posted 20hrs ago...
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Want to feel old? These are Ricky Bobby’s sons Walker & Texas Ranger today:
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If you can watch this scene year after year and not burst into surprising spontaneous tears we can never be friends.
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If she were alive today Eleanor Rigby would have laser-cut purple bangs, a Pinterest dedicated to stylized pie crusts, a pierced clitoris and two feuding hairless cats.
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I wrote this piece about fifteen years ago about a rise in prominent people using the R-word at that time. We’re going through another shitty season of it. It’s terrible. Knock it off. https://t.co/9X4nMIwyMC
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💬 0 🔁 15 ❤️ 74 · That which must not be named... · I did a rare thing last night on Twitter: I got serious. If there's one thing I've learned from real life and Twitter, it's that no one finds th…
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Amazon has put The Hand of God on sale for Black Friday in the US and Canada. 🖤Old Testament Gothic 🖤Cosmic Horror 🖤Incensepunk 99 cents, today only. Come get it!
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Black Friday shopping? Please consider this banger (as the kids say) -- The Gen X Handbook for Middle Age https://t.co/bMv6FAUOuQ
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I couldn’t help but notice your Wikipedia page hadn’t been updated for ten years.
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I couldn’t help but notice your Wikipedia page hadn’t been updated for ten years.
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My latest story is now live on incensepunk mag. This is a big one for me, as it’s the first thing I’ve written since I lost my mom back in July… I haven’t posted about that at all, because it was too sacred, too raw. It still is. Three months have done little to dull the
On the misty moon of Hades-P2-M3, a lone mech pilot battles unearthly horrors to save his family—and his soul Read Escape from Hades part 1 by @YuvalKordov in Incensepunk Magazine!
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The greatest mystery of our time is how a generation that grew up reading Harry Potter somehow transformed, en masse, into Dolores Umbridge.
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The determination of X’s beautiful people to never say Charlie Kirk’s name without adamantly shoving Melissa Hortman’s name in there is super effective because the Right so dreaded her effectiveness as a retired state-level gavel-banger and bayed to their rabid low-information
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Nothing has made me sadder in public than when I was repeatedly served bread with unsalted butter.
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You think you're the straightest man in the world, & then "Stayin' Alive" comes pulsating through the speakers at free skate.
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As tough as life is, you realistically only have to scream “WHY DIDN’T YOU LOVE ME???” into four or five open caskets, tops.
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i crawl like a viper through these suburban streets, make love to these women, languid and bittersweet
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As I inch ever closer to my dotage, I come to realize that the son in Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s In The Cradle” is a vindictive little prick, the villain of the piece from the very first stanza.
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