Kidney Prince 🇺🇸
@UltraToxicMale
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I’m alright for some but I’m not for everyone/ fishing/ pit bulls/ gardening/shit talker/ life coach #JuryNullification
Pale Moonlight
Joined December 2022
Grape Stompers are starting to get that grape color
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RT @modernTman: Good morning. We're about to give you a glimpse into the Gold Standard Model of Regenerative Cattle Ranching✨️. From day 1….
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Racing stripe was a game changer. Canoe is someone else’s problem now.
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Some dude in a Tesla was just looking at the canoe. Jokes on him. It’s not even an electric canoe.
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It’s like someone used house paint. It’s only on the inside of the door frames. I can’t for the life of me figure out what the plan was here.
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We put this out by the curb Saturday. It has a crack in it so the wife put a sign on it saying ‘doesn’t float’. Lots of looky loo’s but no takers. I put a racing stripe on where the crack is, and replaced the wife’s sign with one saying $150. See what happens.
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Jelly Belly wants me to sign a recording contract. What do internet????.
@UltraToxicMale @JellyRoll615 Message me privately let’s talk now that I’m less busy.
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RT @beefinitiative: 🚨OUR CHILDREN DESERVE BETTER. Beef Initiative Founder, Texas Slim just dropped a warning:. 🥩 “Innocence gets lost thro….
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2 electrician’s named Cisco trying to turn lights on for me to tile for the last hour. Me: you guys like jokes?. Them: sure. Me: How many Ciscos does it take to turn on the lights?. Them: huh?. Me: apparently more than 2. Awkward laughter🤷.
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