I just told my wife. I would have probably had a better day, if I woke her up, had her kick me in the nuts, and just worked on my car. When you’re contemplating killing your fishing partner, catching fish seems pointless.

Tourney was a total shitshow. Never again…. I’m gonna try to smoke myself back into a halfway decent mood.

Time to get my head right. Merv is already getting antsy with being patient.

Breakfast of champions

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Time to win this fishing tournament lads!

Wife scored a book for me at a garage sale.

Public service announcement Using an ice fishing jig on a walleye pole with 8lb braided line fishing for bluegills and creek chubs is amateur hour level shit fellas. 2lb test and a 1/64 jig on an ultra lite pole will prevail every single time. Thank you for your time.

Cool watching parachuters land while I caught em and Merv complained about not catching them.

Well Merv is on a quest for more creek chubs. He hasn’t car fished in 20 some years, but insists creek chubs are the ticket. When u asked his many tourneys he won using them. He said none. WTF fella? Needless to say I crushed it catching chubs, and gills. Even managed a couple

This perfectly encapsulates the day I’m having with Merv trying to catch bait. Me 16 creek chubs Merv nag nag nag

Well, Merv was hootin and hollerin at spot number 2 for creek chubs while I was reeling them in. Homeowner came out and told him to get out of his yard. See if he can control himself at spot 3

You have to consent to be governed.

Merv roped me into going and winning a fishing tourney tomorrow. So I have to catch bait today. Catching creek chubs looks like it may be more challenging. First spot, creek dry except for 1 hole, and it produced zilch.

It’s a Runtz/Layer Cake kinda night after working on the car all day.

Moving right along lads! #71SplitBumper

2 down 2 to go #71SplitBumper

No mention of rain in the forecast, but sure is cloudy! Nothing like added pressure. #71SplitBumper

Weld er up! #71SplitBumper