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The news as it should be
Northern Ireland
Joined December 2014
Seems it's all fun and games at the DUP this weekend unifying the party again, according to this leaked leaflet đ Did they miss anything?
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BANGOR WOMAN REVEALS HARROWING ORDEAL AFTER FACEBOOK CRASH https://t.co/4EEsjmpmi1
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A Bangor mother has detailed her harrowing experience following this afternoonâs Facebook outage. 35 year old Anita Tention found herself unable to access the site for a mind bending four hours today...
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Thereâs still a few weapons that havenât been decommissioned... Get em booked ladies. đ
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BREAKING NEWS Media frenzy as farmer forced to apologise to sheepdog over âgood girlâ remark https://t.co/zYsv5rQEUW
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WORLD NEWS Tourism boost as NI roads declared part of the Grand Canyon https://t.co/Loowmj45Bp
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LOCAL NEWS Parents hire secretary to deal with school emails https://t.co/nFrkqPrR4d
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The year is 2022 AD. Gaulster is entirely occupied by the Europeans. Well, not entirely. One small party of indomitable Gaulstermen still holds out against the invaders. Life is not easy for the Negotiators who garrison the fortified camps of Brusselsium, Dublinium & Londinium.
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The new NI cartoon series that's so HOT đĽ Facebook banned it.
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Paul McCartney offending the Glastonbury Concerned Residents.
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Bangor upgraded to "City most up its own hole" status for Queen's Jubillee - https://t.co/exIMh8Lkaq
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Election round-up: Sinn Fein become biggest bunch of arseholes in country - https://t.co/6SqDPScYSi
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